Bits And Bobs 38

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 22:20

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Officially the maddest seller on Ebay. Shaking my head with tears of laughter/despair.

Warning NSFW as contains terrible drawings of semi naked elderly soap stars.

http://t.co/KZGccGskyT

I'm not entirely sure how you found this seller chinny, but "Dot Cotton Naked"? 10 pounds? Please take my money.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Morte wrote:

I'm not entirely sure how you found this seller chinny, but "Dot Cotton Naked"? 10 pounds? Please take my money.

Danny Baker retweeted it on Twitter earlier. I still can't believe that I saw what I did when I clicked the link.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Currently sitting at 7 bids and 14 quid:

Don't encourage him!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:15

Happy Bobbyaroday!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:31

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38648

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:03

Grim... wrote:

I've seen one of him doing stand up.

Aha!

Only watched a minute of each video, but is his entire act that he can sound like the voices from Family Guy?

Ummm...

:shrug:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Happy Bobby Day, one and all!

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Currently sitting at 7 bids and 14 quid:

Don't encourage him!

Its up to £31 with 40 mins to go....

Who's been bidding against me?

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Neil Gaiman on Neverwhere

Quote:

Neverwhere begins on BBC Radio 4 on Saturday 16 March at 1430 GMT, and continues on BBC 4 Extra from Monday 18-Friday 22 March at 1830 GMT

Yay, can't wait, first time I have been excited about radio for a long time.

James McAvoy
Bernard Cribbins
Benedict Cumberbatch
Christopher Lee
Anthony Head
David Schofield
David Harewood
Sophie Okonedo

Looks like a good line up of talent for the Radio version!!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:36

This will be a long day. Not as long as the Milan Sanremo on Sunday, but long, nonetheless. it is "Wear a shocking shirt for Comic Relief" day (haha, yes, I do that everyday, you witty people, you) and I have to walk home.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:41

Radio 3 were playing Smashie-and-Nicey style radio sketches ('Baroque FM') this morning.
I bet the Third's more passionate listeners suffered a collective heart attack as the jingle played out..

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Speaking of radio, it looks like I might be on World At One at some point, which will be fun.
The main requirement I seem to fulfil for this, is availability, rather than any sort of applicable other thing, like having something to say :facepalm:

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:50

Trooper wrote:

Speaking of radio, it looks like I might be on World At One at some point, which will be fun.
The main requirement I seem to fulfil for this, is availability, rather than any sort of applicable other thing, like having something to say :facepalm:

"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 13:59

"I'll lob something in a lass's bucket at the pub later"

I really, really, should think before opening my mouth.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Trooper wrote:

The main requirement I seem to fulfil for this, is availability, rather than any sort of applicable other thing, like having something to say :facepalm:

Pretend you have Tourettes.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

My radio debut has been called off. Now I can't do it, I want to do it

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Trooper wrote:

My radio debut has been called off. Now I can't do it, I want to do it

I don't think I remember my first time.

Well I remember my first time driving a live show, but not actually speaking on live radio.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 14:13

I've only ever been on pre recodered radio and television.The highpoint was describing Newquy as "like Magaluf, but without the class" or something like that for iTV news after somoene shot a busker the night before.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

My only brush with TV (or radio) fame so far, as far as I can recall, is being in a couple of pictures that flashed up on screen when James May did his TV show where he wandered around with a camera attached for a day. He was on my flight and I wondered what he had around his neck, it made sense a couple of months later when I saw the show

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 14:23

Trooper wrote:

My only brush with TV (or radio) fame so far, as far as I can recall, is being in a couple of pictures that flashed up on screen when James May did his TV show where he wandered around with a camera attached for a day. He was on my flight and I wondered what he had around his neck, it made sense a couple of months later when I saw the show

MrsA and I were half watching somehting about teenage drug gangs running around the streets of peckham terrosiing lcoals and we were both gobsmacked to see ehr being interviewed on it.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

This is bothering me now. With the amount of stuff I did I can't actually remember the first live show I ever presented.

I do know the first song playing when I took over the controls as a tech-op for the first time was Rollercoaster by Bewitched. I was slightly cautious on the fade and left the kind of gap I would later berate people for "being able to drive a bus through".

YOG · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 14:37

Run your family like a business!

*torrent of vomit*

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 14:38

YOG wrote:

Run your family like a business!

*torrent of vomit*

ALL: I could do with outsourcing mine

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

chinnyhill10 wrote:

This is bothering me now. With the amount of stuff I did I can't actually remember the first live show I ever presented.

I do know the first song playing when I took over the controls as a tech-op for the first time was Rollercoaster by Bewitched. I was slightly cautious on the fade and left the kind of gap I would later berate people for "being able to drive a bus through".

It's B*Witched, as every true fan should know.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Trooper wrote:

It's B*Witched, as every true fan should know.

Trooper, yesterday.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 15:01

Trooper wrote:

My radio debut has been called off. Now I can't do it, I want to do it

Lose control of, and crash a quadracopter.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

GazChap wrote:

Trooper wrote:

My radio debut has been called off. Now I can't do it, I want to do it

Lose control of, and crash a quadracopter.

Local radio is too smalltime for me, I've had the exposure to national now, and nothing else will do.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16631

Crash a helicopter then, but don't die.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I ahem inadvertantly ahem had about a tablespoon of english mustard on my hot dog*, and ye gods but my sinuses feel flushed.

*100% horse

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 15:51

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I ahem inadvertantly ahem had about a tablespoon of english mustard on my hot dog*, and ye gods but my sinuses feel flushed.

*100% horse

Today I had double curry wurst and fries from 'The Wurst Club', which is an awesome little place near my office serving German street food. A little expensive, but as a rare treat it is zehr gut.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 15:53

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to Myp's Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to his Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

A glorious return to BEEX to tell us all that the reason he no longer posts is that he spends his day bumming farmyard animals.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

Thanks for the birthday wishes, folks. So far i have felt quite sick.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 15:58

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to his Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

A glorious return to BEEX to tell us all that the reason he no longer posts is that he spends his day bumming farmyard animals.

It's not logged in to Beex - and I could do that anyway

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to his Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

A glorious return to BEEX to tell us all that the reason he no longer posts is that he spends his day bumming farmyard animals.

It's not logged in to Beex - and I could do that anyway

Start posting lyrics to Peter Wyngarde songs on Twitter.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 16:02

Announce on facebook that, as he loves his beautiful wife so much, he'll make her dinner every night for two months, and post a picture of it to a blog so all his friends can see what he makes for her.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

HBBB!

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I've just had venison with chocolate as a main course and then white chocolate and peppercorns in my dessert. My tastebuds are very impressed but they don't know what the fuck's going on.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

This is where we were in case anyone's interested:

http://www.ubiquitouschip.co.uk/eat.php

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 23:57

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I ahem inadvertantly ahem had about a tablespoon of english mustard on my hot dog*, and ye gods but my sinuses feel flushed.

*100% horse

I did this accidentally at a hot dog stand assuming the vendor was using a Frenches strength american style mustard. The first bite blew my teeth into my flat cap. I finished the fucker though and ever since my mustard tolerance is very high.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 23:59

Bobbyaro wrote:

Thanks for the birthday wishes, folks. So far i have felt quite sick.

Happy birthday!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Mar 17, 2013 0:00

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to Myp's Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

Sign him up for Big Brother.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Glass hologram of "SINCLAIR". Yours for just £50,000

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281077759780

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Mar 17, 2013 0:39

Zardoz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to Myp's Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

Sign him up for Big Brother.

Pick a random girl's name from his address book and start sexting.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Curiosity wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to Myp's Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

Sign him up for Big Brother.

Pick a random girl's name from his address book and start sexting.

Try first with 'Maria'

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Myp (well, Ange) has sent my old phone back. Yay!

Even yay-er, it's not been wiped, so I have access to Myp's Gmail, contacts, Facebook and Twitter.

All suggestions considered.

Sign him up for Big Brother.

Pick a random girl's name from his address book and start sexting.

Try first with 'Craster'

FTFY.

Anonymous X · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2046

Footage of the unreleased Putty Squad on the Game Boy Color, anyone? (Has Putty Squad ever gotten an actual release on any hardware format :?:

)

http://www.gamesthatwerent.com/2013/02/ ... oy-colour/

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:50

Yeah, there's an iOs version I bellhive.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:22

Happy Davpazday!

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