Bits And Bobs 38

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Is there any way we can get Philomena Cunk to post here?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Is there any way we can get Philomena Cunk to post here?

Christ, I hope not.

Morte · **Posted:** Sat Mar 02, 2013 20:51

KovacsC wrote:

Sums it up

It's harder than you think!

YOG · **Posted:** Sat Mar 02, 2013 22:56

Some teenagers just told me "You look like a fucking wizard, you muppet". Ace.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

YOG wrote:

Some teenagers just told me "You look like a fucking wizard, you muppet". Ace.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Mar 02, 2013 23:32

Came in the post today!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is it a biography of Joe Pasqaule?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 15:25

Cor, Haworth is a bit nice. I could live here.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 18:46

I want s moon walking pony.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

KovacsC wrote:

I want s moon walking pony.

What in earth prompted this?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 19:22

Mr Russell wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I want s moon walking pony.

What in earth prompted this?

The 3 advert. #danceponydance

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 20:03

MaliA wrote:

Cor, Haworth is a bit nice. I could live here.

You don't find it a bit too...Bronte?

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 20:05

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21649475

What is it with those that are the most vocally anti-gay are the most likely to be manning the glory hole?

As the German's say (the Germans have a saying for everything) "The sum of the sin is always the same"

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

KovacsC wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I want s moon walking pony.

What in earth prompted this?

The 3 advert. #danceponydance

I didn't think anyone would fall for that desperate PR stab at twitter infamy.

For shame, Kov!

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

One of the main roots of homophobic behaviour is repressed homosexual feelings?

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 20:59

Well they do wear such splendid dresses...but that's transvestism rather than being a homosexual

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 21:00

KovacsC wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I want s moon walking pony.

What in earth prompted this?

The 3 advert. #danceponydance

I used to have a shetland when I was little. He wasn't a Skewbald, though. I guess he could have moonwalked and just stopped when I got nearby.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26065

Grim... wrote:

I used to have a shetland when I was little.

That was a full grown horse, you were just a giant child.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

"Meteor Strike: Fireball from Space"

This programme is really getting to the heart of all those questions I had about the meteor, like, where did it come from?

"Space"

The End. Thanks genius'.

Pathetic fucking insipid scaremongering bullshit that's apparently for thickos. The same image about the meteor has been reused about ten times already and the VoiceOver guy apparently wants to freak us out about it happening again in the next 5 minutes. At your mums house. Or a school filled with innocent children. THINK OF THE DEAD CHILDREN.

Whoever wrote this shit needs shooting in the face with a Spaz shotgun, y'know, so it'd be ironic since they think we're spaz's.

Science programmes aren't what they used to be...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 22:09

Saturnalian wrote:

"Meteor Strike: Fireball from Space"

This programme is really getting to the heart of all those questions I had about the meteor, like, where did it come from?

"Space"

The End. Thanks genius'.

Pathetic fucking insipid scaremongering bullshit that's apparently for thickos. The same image about the meteor has been reused about ten times already and the VoiceOver guy apparently wants to freak us out about it happening again in the next 5 minutes. At your mums house. Or a school filled with innocent children. THINK OF THE DEAD CHILDREN.

Whoever wrote this shit needs shooting in the face with a Spaz shotgun, y'know, so it'd be ironic since they think we're spaz's.

Science programmes aren't what they used to be...

Heh. You ought to have seen the ITV follow up on the Savile thing. So funny. The amount of stock photos of him in just some shorts leering at the screen with the camera slowly zooming in... I expected him to get more demented as the show went on to claim he was selling potatoes.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 22:14

The good news is we're no longer being put off our food by the media's repeated use of pictures of Jimmy Saville. The bad news is they've replaced it with stories about horsemeat.

Malc · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 23:20

But Zardoz was on it ( the meteor program)

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 0:13

MaliA wrote:

Came in the post today!

It is very, very, good.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:10

Malc wrote:

But Zardoz was on it ( the meteor program)

Malc

What, Stardust?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:11

#danceponydance is ace.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:16

Forgot to do any washing over the weekend so have to wear a suit to work.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07

kalmar wrote:

Malc wrote:

But Zardoz was on it ( the meteor program)

Malc

What, Stardust?

Attachment:

zard.png

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:20

I look fucking great today.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:37

MaliA wrote:

I look fucking great today.

You probably think this song is about you, don't you?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Have you ever wanted to see a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider, drawn on Microsoft Paint? Well, now is your chance

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

Morte · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:17

Trooper wrote:

Have you ever wanted to see a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider, drawn on Microsoft Paint? Well, now is your chance

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

GENIUS

"Draw me Morrisey eating a horse"

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Slow day today...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Trooper wrote:

Slow day today...

ZOMG! Everyone left!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

AND you've still got cancer.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 15:10

Bradford is the new Gotham, according to the Telegraph.

Morte · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 15:16

Kern wrote:

Bradford is the new Gotham, according to the Telegraph.

Wasn't Malia boasting about how excellent he looked earlier? Coincidence?

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 16:47

I've been out on appointments all morning, what did I miss?

Not much by the looks of things.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 18:09

Meh. I would have been more productive posting here all day than how I spent it at work. A Bad Spreadsheet Day.

I was so frustrated, when I got to the pub I failed to notice they had a Cornish beer on, for shame.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 19:56

Home brew book arrived! Alongside my DIY manual, all I need for many happy years in New New Kern Hall.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

eh yah so I wasn't away on purpose, just got lost in facebook and personal stuff
then I had a dream about Grim (no not a naughty dream, sorry) and I remembered I should read here more
and then I tried to post but it was kind of like trying to get back on a merry-go-round while it was still going
so hi again

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

All dreams about Grim... are naughty dreams.

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 23:03

I bought a bottle of Glen's Vodka from a Bargain Booze earlier today. It's a bottle of tap water. I shit ye not. There's basically fuck all I can do about this, isn't there?

Ed: it seems I didn't even get a receipt...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

YOG wrote:

I bought a bottle of Glen's Vodka from a Bargain Booze earlier today. It's a bottle of tap water. I shit ye not. There's basically fuck all I can do about this, isn't there?

Was it sealed?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 23:06

DavPaz wrote:

YOG wrote:

I bought a bottle of Glen's Vodka from a Bargain Booze earlier today. It's a bottle of tap water. I shit ye not. There's basically fuck all I can do about this, isn't there?

Was it sealed?

You could put a goldfish in there and it wouldn't even die.

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 23:10

DavPaz wrote:

YOG wrote:

I bought a bottle of Glen's Vodka from a Bargain Booze earlier today. It's a bottle of tap water. I shit ye not. There's basically fuck all I can do about this, isn't there?

Was it sealed?

I think so, aye. It's not now, though!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Could be one of those counterfeit bottles. If so, Bargain Booze could be in trouble. Might be worth asking in the branch.

Oh wait... Liverpool.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 23:15

Or ring training standards

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 23:18

I was thinking of reporting it to BB via email. Not to ask for a refund or anything, just to say "Hey, you might wanna take a look at your Leece Street branch..." or something. Is that worth doing, at all?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

I go past there twice a day. Spook!

The other day there was a guy lying in the road waving to traffic.

Was that you?

YOG · **Posted:** Tue Mar 05, 2013 0:18

I wish.

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