Be Excellent To Each Other

Greetings random internet people, eh!
This week's BeeX WeeX (I'm really not sure of the spelling protocol, and did briefly toy with the idea of calling it BETEO WeeX to be buggeringly contrary) is brought to you from the snowy wastes of An Canadia, by someone who had a lot more time on his hands three weeks ago when he applied to do this than he does now.
Now that I've got that abnormally long sentence out of my system we can begin, with a brief description of the fun and frolics that have been going on this week! Complete with links that probably won't work, or something...


Pete proves once again that he's wasted on this forum. (Also nommed for POTW).
We talk about what happens when Radio Rentals goes bad.
Mahhhfeeeeeyaaaaaahhh!
Some fat, sweaty men molested one another in an arena somewhere and DavPaz won the sweepstake to guess the person that had been picked to win it this year.
Trooper wants to find out how hard we all like it.
Grim...'ll be on the boiled Vimto next.


And now! Deedle de deedle de deeeeee! The Post of the Week nominations! Note, I simply didn't have time to include them all, so I'm only doing the ones I liked. Or understood. Or had time to put in. So ner.
So, put on yer toques, strap yerselves to the nearest chesterfield and get ready for the best of Beex! That anyone could be bothered to nominate.
Not that I'm bitter that no one nominated my enlarged cecum joke a couple of weeks ago.
Enlarged Secombe!
*pause* *tumbleweed*
Seriously, I'm wasted on you lot.

[*coughing noises*. Ed]
Okay fine, here you go...

Gazchap is absolutely shameless.
I think Devilman just cast aspersions on Grim...s L33t C0ding Sk1llz.
Trousers has been watching too many Doug McClure films.
Trooper helps Zardoz out with his MAC address.
Dimrill touched some foam.
Chinny, I swear knows more about the Amstrad than Alan Sugar, Alan Sugar's wife and their pet tortoise, Alan.
Trousers dons a horrid, knitted sweater to tell us what's in our future.
Oh, go on then, Zardoz. Or we'll never hear the end of it.


And that's your lot! There were other nominations, but time is a fleeting thing, and sadly it's fleeting by a little too quickly for comfort at the moment.
Thanks to the following lovelies for taking the time out to nom...
Grim..., Curiosity, Mr Russell, Kern, Kov, Chinny, Ange, Saturnalian, Throughsilver and TheVision, who are all more fun than a frisky moose at mating time.


But! There is time for a Belm of the Week award! This goes to the one and only KovacsC, for this post!
Kov berates Kissyfur for not knowing how to nom. He then sends me two nominations for posts from the wrong week, both of which had already been nominated and extensively covered in Chinny's Beex Weex thread last week (like, one of them FUCKING WON POST OF THE WEEK!).
And Kov posted in last week's Beex Weex thread to say well done to Chinny.

Congratulations Kov!

Geez, wouldya look at that moose flyin' down the road on that Skidoo, eh? And who the fricken' hell stole alla my maple syrup?
I'm off to grab a Molson and some Kraft Dinner. Bye, eh!

Very good, eh!

That's some quality belming, Kov.

Well done.

To be fair, whether it is the right week or not.. Mr Chris just puts POTW and does not actually Nom!!

I was just catching up on threads.

But I am glad I amuse you

Well done!

Ace work Malc.

...and Kovac.

Excellent work, all.

Thank you Malia but honestly, it was nothing.

Nah - he was referring to my good (but ultimately rubbish) numbers in the draw.

Better than a haggis dipped in maple syrup.

Eh?

Excellent work, sir.

I got a job! And am moving!!!

Good work though.

Nice one Mr Cannuck! (Or however you spell it)

*cough*
I'm still getting noms, by the way.