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Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

No presents for you this year, losers!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Gutted I can't play. Just not got any time on my hands at the moment.

24p on Grim being a scummer

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:07

£1 on the town being useless.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

What was Malc referring to? Have I rhymed before? Or just my recent werewolf stage?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:56

DavPaz wrote:

What was Malc referring to? Have I rhymed before? Or just my recent werewolf stage?

Just the recent werewolf in plain sight for most the game thing.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 21:14

DavPaz wrote:

Gutted I can't play. Just not got any time on my hands at the moment.

24p on Grim being a scummer

I'll take that bet.

What are the secret prizes, Cras?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

One's a night 'kill', one's a night investigate, one's a night immunity. Not telling you who gets what

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Ideas for more party games that are do-able in a scum thread, the folks?

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 22:29

Say the secret word and win the prize.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 16:35

Not getting why anyone would choose to pass parcel on. If it had a bad effect when the time expired, then maybe. Should totally have been a bomb.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Because it's fun and if they don't I'll just take it off them anyway.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:55

Cras Kringle wrote:

Because it's fun and if they don't I'll just take it off them anyway.

But if they want to win, the won't pass it on, they'll let you do it to make sure they have it for as long as possible.

You should make one of the prizes bad.

Party games? Er... Musical chairs might take a while.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 24, 2012 13:19

Bugger.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 24, 2012 13:21

I wonder if Nick was actually offed by a present receiver rather than by the goblins? I don't actually know who they went for in the end.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 24, 2012 13:42

We protected kalmar. Maybe both went for me?

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 24, 2012 14:27

Is malc serious??!??! Does he want to get voted off?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 14:26

What were the jokes?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Fucking terrible, is what they were:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

I put all my christmas decorations up myself. Now I'm at the hospital trying to get them all taken out.

You can only claim for a Christmas cake off your insurance if it's stollen.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Anyone tweeting Merry Christmas today is suffering from premature felicitation.

I'm aroused by Father Christmas. I'm a hohosexual.

Grim... wrote:

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus!

Slightly Green wrote:

What do you call a blind naked woman with no legs sitting on a newspaper?

A lipreader

Trooper wrote:

Q: How many beex mafia scum players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: [vote: trooper]

sdg wrote:

Is that a donut or a meringue. No you're right enough, it's a donut.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 14:44

Well, I can't say I'm terribly surprised at being offed. If Mali is telling the truth, my biggest FoS is Jazzy.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 15:08

It is not looking good for us goblins!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 15:41

Cras Kringle wrote:

Fucking terrible, is what they were:

I quite liked Trooper's. And mine.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Trooper won it, and yours was shit.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 16:09

TFF's first one amused me, but she lost points for the following slew of shit.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Did I just see someone using logic and analysis AND BEING LISTENED TO?!?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2012 15:58

Alberto wrote:

Did I just see someone using logic and analysis AND BEING LISTENED TO?!?

That happens often. It's just usually they listen to the ones shouting awful analysis!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Well, I was right and it got me killed. The SJIs not being able to protect ourselves was a bit of an annoyance

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Hopefully the bad guys will still think there is a SJI left and not go for Malia tonight...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

The town effectively had a doctor with three spare lives. Which is pretty damned handy. Also useless until Santa roleclaimed :DD

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Trooper wrote:

Hopefully the bad guys will still think there is a SJI left and not go for Malia tonight...

That's unlikely, unless they

a) can't count
or
b) can't read the rules

Actually, that means it's probably quite likely.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2012 15:48

MaliA will be toast, no doubt, but it's too little too late.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

I quite liked the slow pace and long deadlines of this game, was much less frantic to play.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Gj for the grinch, I'm betting.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2012 22:06

Mm. I've been suss about GJ for a while, but she seems to be disturbingly flying under everyone's radar right now.

Alarm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 21:12

Bah.

Humbug.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Nice death poem for The Grinch

Alarm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 21:56

My night action private messages to Cras were rhymes.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Cheers Russ. I was impressed with some of Alarms creativity in rhyming in the night action PMs.

Alarm · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:56

I notice that I'm no longer on the naughty step. Huzzah?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:07

Alarm wrote:

I notice that I'm no longer on the naughty step. Huzzah?

FIXED!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Should now be a town win *but* It could still be argued that SG is not clean , and if people could be convinced of that this could end up with a goblin win ?

A big if but right now its just how many more can be put on the naughty list

Oh and for when everyone else makes it in here this is the first game where I think a no-lynch actually worked , given the numbers if no-one was voted out it would have taken far too long for the goblins to get enough of the town added to the list to win.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:08

zaphod79 wrote:

Should now be a town win *but* It could still be argued that SG is not clean , and if people could be convinced of that this could end up with a goblin win ?

A big if but right now its just how many more can be put on the naughty list

Oh and for when everyone else makes it in here this is the first game where I think a no-lynch actually worked , given the numbers if no-one was voted out it would have taken far too long for the goblins to get enough of the town added to the list to win.

Agree on the no lynch.

But we're screwed. No way we can realistically win from here.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I don't think the town can lose at this point. There's enough guaranteed good guys that they'll win even if it's just a process of elimination.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Still, it'll undoubtedly be the slowest process of elimination imaginable

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Cras Kringle wrote:

I don't think the town can lose at this point. There's enough guaranteed good guys that they'll win even if it's just a process of elimination.

Hmm. Might not be true. There might be just about enough unknowns that if the good guys miss the goblin each night, and the goblin gets one of the known good guys each night, there could still be a final standoff.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Cras Kringle wrote:

I don't think the town can lose at this point. There's enough guaranteed good guys that they'll win even if it's just a process of elimination.

Lets just say for example that there is 1 baddie left and everyone else is town ,

Goblin
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Non confirmed townie by Santa but gave up a Goblin
Unknown (townie)
Unknown (townie)

Today town votes off an unknown townie - goblin grabs a confirmed gives us tomorrow

Goblin
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Non confirmed townie by Santa but gave up a Goblin
Unknown (townie)

The next day the town votes off an unknown townie - goblin grabs a confirmed leaves

Goblin
Confirmed townie by Santa
Confirmed townie by Santa
Non confirmed townie by Santa but gave up a Goblin

There needs to be a majority so *3* votes to off somone , if an arguement can be made against the non confirmed townie then the goblin grabs another confirmed and you have a

Goblin
Confirmed townie by Santa

Which is a goblin win , I admit its very far fetched but depending on who those last few people are its not impossible.

(I'd be planning on leaving Kovacs for one of the last people and would be getting rid of Malc straight away)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Saturnalian wrote:

the juicy roles go to those with a greater board presence

Won't put it in the game thread, but this isn't true of my games at least. Every time I run one it's done as randomly as possible.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Cras Kringle wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

the juicy roles go to those with a greater board presence

Won't put it in the game thread, but this isn't true of my games at least. Every time I run one it's done as randomly as possible.

I'm quite sure its not true of any of the games and the whole post does seem very desperate which may well entice someone else to put the last vote in.

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 14:16

Cras Kringle wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

the juicy roles go to those with a greater board presence

Won't put it in the game thread, but this isn't true of my games at least. Every time I run one it's done as randomly as possible.

I think it is random, but with some of the games, there are so many roles and so many people who tend to play more often than others, so some people are more likely to get some sort of "power" role.

But yeah, I have no qualms about the selection of people. And most games usually have a curio roleclaim not matter what he is

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Some times it's tempting just to make Curio an SK so I get to read another desperate justification of why the townies should keep him alive

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

zaphod79 wrote:

I'm quite sure its not true of any of the games and the whole post does seem very desperate which may well entice someone else to put the last vote in.

Yeah, that's why I put it in here. Didn't want to state it in the thread because I would be arguing with something that might be a deliberate ploy.

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