Be Excellent To Each Other

Why not start a two bit punk band? Then you can do it yourself.

These dimrillisms are really getting out of hand.

Their goal is to make money.
You have to pay them if you want a "profile" on there to be removed. It (and other sites like it) are a fucking abomination.

Yeah. They're quick to say that they're basically unassailable (see the first item on their FAQ), but what about the element of extortion here?

Fuck, really? And all it takes to get on there is someone saying they think you're a prostitute? That's fucking appalling.

Not even, it'll be profiles harvested off match dot con or, uh, 'adult' versions of same. Despicabable.

I don't know... The first page of 'profiles' all have the same background and yellow or orange jumpsuits on the women. Those ones, at least, look like police or prison mugshots.

Either way, yes, it's a disgrace.

So who are we going to try and get put on it then?

They're probably automatically scraped from police websites.

Peter just sent me a text with this picture:

Lying down in my lovely new TV-bed watching Ghostbusters on blu-ray.

Now it feels like Christmas

What is a TV bed?

It's a male bed dressed as a female

A bed with a TV in it, you press a button and it lifts out of the foot of the bed.

How do you see it past your feet? Is there a button that removes them?

I fear I'm being confused for a relation of DavPaz. My feet are only size 13, not that big.

Can you upgrade the telly?

I recall staying in a hotel in London that had such a thing... it lifts a fair way up so that your feet don't obscure your view.

Now you just need a video camera in the headboard.

Yeah - it'll only accommodate 32" and below (and there's a 32" LG LCD jobber in there at the mo) but really, it's so close you wouldn't want any bigger.

Got a Blu-ray player plugged into it which also does DLNA stuff so it streams from my main PC, and will possibly go out and buy an Eggbox 360 later to get back into Forza, been itching to play Horizon.

Way ahead of you, pardner.

Never playing Burny Pee with you again, the takedown cam might snap your hairy crack going up and down.

we devised a way to make mafia into a drinking game tonight. You have cards, say 7 people one black card 6 red ones, etc... if the mafia is voted off first round then they have to drink a cup filled by everyone elses drinks. Every time that someone gets voted off/killed they add to the cup. At the end if it's just 2 people the mafia misses out on drinking the cup and the loser has to drink it.

Needless to say it worked as a drinking game. And It's nearly 5am and I'm still fairly drunk

Dr Alice Roberts is on Mastermind answering questions on Moomins!



We shall marry in the spring.

When I've done it you drink when you're dead, and dead people drink when somone dies during a night phase (so if you die on night one, you're drinking every night).

Here's my new T shirt.

Can you name them all?

I also met the australian version of curio. And I have pics!

To celebrate surviving a week at my parents' house, Mrs Meaty and I went out for wings!

For an appetizer we had what is perhaps the most Canadian thing imaginable: fried Kraft Dinner balls wrapped in bacon!

Mario, gears, Final Fantasy something, portal, halo. erm....

The Australian Curio.

I remain unconvinced.

So. Yesterday we went for a few drinks, then had burgers, chilli dogs and Anchor Steam in a shipping container, more beer, ticket to ride and MrsA is cross with me.

She doesn't look that cross.

She is currently, as when we got home I was "very loud" and "babbling". That, and we booked the date and location of the wedding. Anyway! We're off to Bath today, to see some friends. After that, we are going to a cottage near Stroud to see some other friends. It is going to be super fun party times. I've not had a shave in a 10 days now! YAY!

EDIT: My brother has more than a passing resemblence to Kern. Weird, that.

It was you!

I hate having a cold.
*shniff*

Had a shave. Now have goatee beard "You're just doing that to annoy me, aren't you?" she says.

<sighs>

You are though, right?

MR INNOCENT FACE

That's not Kern in the photo?

I don't think it looks much like him. Similar hair, perhsps.

I haven't shaved since October.. My beard is massive!

From top


So no.

The top one is the fire flower from Mario init?

Yes. Rather distorted, mind.

You're a shit dagger.

How 2,500 hairy bikers ruined family's £4000 cruise.

Awesome. Frozen expressions of horror on their faces, like when Bishop Brennan got kicked up the arse.

I like the photo half way down of their 'is it Dimrill' competition.

Some nugget has set up a men's rights/antifeminist party in the UK. He's written a book, too. Get a brainful of the cover art and chapter titles: http://t.co/jlgc5uB5