Be Excellent To Each Other

The BeeX Service of Nine Lessons and Carols


21st December 2012, 13:37
Choir conducted and led by Mr Youtube

Order of Service

Organ Preludes

Processional Hymn: "Once in Royal David's City"; trad.

Bidding Prayer (led by M Python and company)

Carol: "Last Christmas" by G Michael & A Ridgeley

First Lesson from Sister Mimi on how to present your festive knitware

Carol: "Santa Claus is comin' to town" by M Bublé

Second Lesson from Brother Pod, on the wonders of Lego

Carol: "In Dulci Jubilo", trad., arr.. M. Oldfield

Third Lesson from Brother Mr Dave. on how to speed up your computer (albeit for a specific function)

Hymn: "All I want for Christmas" - Solo: Ms M. Carey

Fourth Lesson from Brother Metalangel on differences in home decoration between the sexes

Carol: "Santa Baby", solo: Ms Ciccone

Fifth Lesson from Brother Chinny on Brother Craster's choice of interior decoration

Carol: "Mistletoe", Solo Castrato: Master J. Bieber

Sixth Lesson from Sister Ange and Brother Mali on appropriate and gender-neutral Secret Santa gifts

Carol: "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", arr. M. Smith and K. Wilde

Seventh Lesson from Brother Dimrill on wise words from an early prophet

Hymn: "God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen", trad., arr. Ms A Lennox

Eighth Lesson from Brother Kern, on why Mr Salmond would fit in well with this congregation.

Carol: "Mistletoe and Wine", with Mr C Richard on the kazoo

Ninth Lesson from Brother NervousPete, on remembering the less fortunate at this special time..

Hymn: "God Gave Rock and Roll To You" – arr. B.S Preston & T.T Logan, (esquires).

Collect and Blessing, led by Mr T Lehrer

The National Anthemn (please stand) – arr. N. Holder


Thanks to: Grim..., Malia, Metalangel, Kern, Ange, The Vision, Kalmar, KovacsC, Curiosity, and Zardoz

To everyone: have a most excellent Christmas!

Amen! Nice one!

Bless you!

Well done

Good work, Kern. Still not enough Kissyfur, though.

Good work, Kern. Still too much Kissyfur, though.

That's what your mum said.

Very good

That's what your mum said.

Well done Kern.

Is there going to be one this week?

No, I figured it'd be so damned quiet over Christmas it wouldn't be worth it. Instead I'll do a double next week.

Yeah, that's a new year's party out of hand, that is.

It's 13:38. Where the fuck is BEEX week?

[rage quits]