Be Excellent To Each Other

http://catavento.art.br/ProGamer/

Yes. As seen on RPS, it's one of those game jam games made at a festival. You play as a rather hefty guy who somehow makes money by playing incredibly rudimentary versions of Breakout, Frogger, Road Fighter, Space Invaders, Canabalt and something that is not unlike Dance Dance Mania. This money is then reinvested into the things that guys like him need: better chairs, bigger TVs and more snacks.

Oh, and a hat with Mario on it. 3XL.

Depressing, especially as your TV seems to keep emitting puffs of smoke just as you start getting a good combo, so progress towards the various unlocks is very slow even by the already ludicrous scenario of said fat cunt making money somehow by playing these old games.

If you accidentally go out the door, just choose 'continue' to resume where you left off. Having zero lives isn't just a hilarious joke, it's also something you can charge up with the snacks to keep your combo going longer.

I think we need to commission these guys to make us a proper version of the Advanced Simulator.

how can you control the tetris game?

It's like a dancing or music game. When the moving pieces overlap their outline on the left side of the screen, push the arrow key that corresponds to the direction they're facing.