Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2012 22:14

There will be blood spilled over this.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

chinnyhill10 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I will educate the North. It will bend to my will. I am your shepherd.

The North may shortly have a vacancy for a man with a way with words and impeccable dress sense.

Oooh dear, with Stuart Hall having now been charged the picture above is perhaps somewhat unfortunate.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2012 23:15

The North's most anorexic cheerleader squad?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

metalangel wrote:

The North's most anorexic cheerleader squad?

Suspect they might be younger than would be considered decent for cheerleaders in 2012.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2012 23:22

Not to mention the first two have either a 'C' and a 'U' or a 'C' and an 'L' on their shirts.

CUNT! CLUNGE!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

I don't know what's so special about The Krankees autobiography but it just cost me 40 quid to get a mint copy for Mrs Chinny for Christmas.

That's more than Sing Lofty cost me, so it had better be a belter.

On the other hand, Rodney Bewes's pile of literary shite cost 2 quid so its swings and roundabouts.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:24

chinnyhill10 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I will educate the North. It will bend to my will. I am your shepherd.

The North may shortly have a vacancy for a man with a way with words and impeccable dress sense.

Oooh dear, with Stuart Hall having now been charged the picture above is perhaps somewhat unfortunate.

So everyone in the 70s was a nonce then?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

GOOD MORNING, MIDWEEK DRINKERS!

Early start for me, supporting a business breakfast. So I'm freezing my balls off at a bus stop at 6:30am. Still, next week, I get the car back!

/Mali

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:02

I don't make tea for anyone.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

MaliA wrote:

I don't make tea for anyone.

What if I brought the biccie?

And if you think I'm making tea, you're wrong. I'm providing AV support. And drinking tea.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:12

chinnyhill10 wrote:

I don't know what's so special about The Krankees autobiography but it just cost me 40 quid to get a mint copy for Mrs Chinny for Christmas.

That's more than Sing Lofty cost me, so it had better be a belter.

On the other hand, Rodney Bewes's pile of literary shite cost 2 quid so its swings and roundabouts.

It'll be for the graphic 'blow by blow' (as it were) descriptions of all the swinger parties they went to...and an extended and again very graphic description of Christopher Biggin's 'Big one' and their night of passion.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Free sausage butty. That's a plus

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:06

Man, I'm knackered. So fucking busy.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT EVERYONE

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:18

I'm hungry, tired and have to attend mrsA's charitie's soiree. At a gallery. "Yeah, pictures, jolly good, keep it up".

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Use the word 'insight' a lot. Avoid 'broad strokes'

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6607

DavPaz wrote:

Use the word 'insight' a lot. Avoid 'broad strokes'

All words beginning with "i" can be used.

"Intriguing. Lots of insight. Clearly influenced by Ivanovitch. Interesting interplay of colour and light. Invokes profound introspection and inner peace. Gives me indigestion."

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 13:52

I keep on getting sdg and Kern mixed up.

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 13:55

Kern's the pretty one.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 13:59

I mean when skimming the threads and glancing at their avatars

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 14:07

I dislike the word "roasties", but not as much as Mali appears to.

I really dislike the phrase "spag bol".

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

I dislike the word "roasties", but not as much as Mali appears to.

I really dislike the phrase "spag bol".

I love me a whole bunch of spag bol.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I dislike the word "roasties", but not as much as Mali appears to.

I really dislike the phrase "spag bol".

I love me a whole bunch of spag bol.

With roasties, for the lulz.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6607

I like sausage and mashies, although on a cold winter's evening, nothing can beat a great big jacketie with loads of butter.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 14:54

Squirt wrote:

I like sausage and mashies, although on a cold winter's evening, nothing can beat a great big jacketie with loads of butter.

I'm partial to some dauphinoisies, myself.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

SDG actually said

sdg wrote:

potato rostis

I read that as "potato röstis" which is a very different thing.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 15:32

Grim... wrote:

Kern's the pretty one.

It's not my fault I can grow a beard :'(

Edit- hahahahaha. Typo.

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

SDG actually said

sdg wrote:

potato rostis

I read that as "potato röstis" which is a very different thing.

Yes that's what I said, is it that that started the rosaries thing? I wondered where that came from. For the record, I call roast potatoes 'roast potatoes.' Or garlic roast potatoes which is the technically correct way. I also dislike abbreviations or nicknames like spag Bol, roasties, and unrelatedly, loo.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16636

Yay. Got my massively discounted GoPro 3 camera from Evans after they honoured what I assume was a bit of a pricing cockup.

Just had a quick test of the 120fps mode. Not the best, the lighting was a bit crappy and I don't have a decent memory card for it as yet:

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 15:56

Grim... wrote:

I dislike the word "roasties", but not as much as Mali appears to.

I really dislike the phrase "spag bol".

"Air con" makes me want to murder the person saying it.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 17:06

metalangel wrote:

"Air con" makes me want to murder the person saying it.

What do you call it then? "Mother's breath"?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 17:19

Air conditioning, I assume.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 17:19

Coldy blow.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Chilly huffpuffs.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 17:23

Freezy guffs.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 17:23

Grim... wrote:

Air conditioning, I assume.

Yes.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Mrs T has received the most incredible complaint letter in the history of complaint letters

I shall transcribe it in the members forum, as she isn't really allowed to keep a copy, but it was too amazing not to

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 18:09

sdg wrote:

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It's not my fault I can grow a beard :'(

Edit- hahahahaha. Typo.

I was in a crap bar very late on Saturday night, and a drunk student called out to me saying that I had a 'fearsome goatee'.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 19:58

Must admit, I mis-read that second headline.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:02

DON'T MAKE ME ENVISAGE HIM DOING A GOATSE! It was bad enough when some pratt put a surprise manvag pic which looked like him up on another forum I frequent.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:27

Look at this evil hacker.

Channel 4 news image, that.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:30

Well it is chilly.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:34

MaliA wrote:

I'm hungry, tired and have to attend mrsA's charitie's soiree. At a gallery. "Yeah, pictures, jolly good, keep it up".

It was surprisingly good.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

MrsA has a charity? Is she the distaff Bruce Wayne?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 21:05

throughsilver wrote:

MrsA has a charity? Is she the distaff Bruce Wayne?

she is on the board.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

MrsA has a charity? Is she the distaff Bruce Wayne?

she is on the board.

Outted:

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:03

FFS I just ordered Fist of Fun series 1 of GFS instead of series 2!

Muppet!

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:04

I mean it's arrived already!

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:29

Happy Birthday, Joans!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

HB, Joans!

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:20

MrsA sounds like my kind of woman.

Happy Birthday Joans.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Happy birthday Joans!

All the bestest people are Sagitarrians.

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