Be Excellent To Each Other

At the pub in Bradford last night, Goose Island Honkers, although fun to order ("Honkers, please!") was a disappointment. Sierra Nevada Torpedo, however, was not. Both were about £3.20 a bottle. it's a lvoely place, and I will return, even though it'd take 30 minutes door to door if the trains work out. I then had a curry at Don't tell Titus which was nice and we went home, drank champagne and watched Pretty Woman. That's a decent evening.

more importantly, how were your allergies?

Fine. I can tick off those beers as "safe"

Do you have an actual list up on the fridge?

I worked with a woman who was allergic to alcoholic drinks, and the only one she found she could tolerate was Guinness, bizarrely.

Oh my God, there I was, sitting on a freezing aeroplane transfer bus in Dublin airport late last night, listening to some tiresome knobend moan non-stop on his phone for 15 mins whilst we sat and waited for the driver to turn up. Whilst contemplating justified homicide, I decided instead to fire up my iPhone to catch up with my Beex pals. Upon reading this, I quite literally fell about laughing my tits off - much to the apparent chagrin and general incredulity of the few miserable souls also on board.

Dimrill, I salute you sir. Comedy gold - if I knew how to nom this for POTW, I would.

I think you press the little red exclamation mark.

Isn't that 'report post' mate? Not that I've ever done it of course.

I don't want Curio or Craster to think I've gone all Mary Whitehouse on the forum, or something.

Press PM then change the recipient to Beexweex and then the subject to POTW

No, it's definitely the red exclamation mark. Craster prefers it if you do it that way, he said.

Told colleagues I have job interview. This might dislodge a boulder, or something.

Good for you! I was pondering your situation yesterday and this actually occurred to me as a good move to make - great minds, etc.

Cheers mate.

Mr Chris: you sir, are a bounder and a scoundrel. Don't mock the afflicted!

On your phone, you should be using http://www.beex.co.uk/m and you should be clicking on the thumbs up icon.

Simples.

I was pondering it last night, and thought "Nah, what's the worst that can happen?" and the worst that can happen is "7 day notice period and no new contract". About an hour ago, I said to my colleague, "Is there anything that needs doing today, as I'm struggling a bit here finding things to do, and if there isn't I'm going to look for jobs". Although, I might find a new way to irritate iT (Last one was "freeze panes in Excel and then complain I can't scroll", good one that, took 15 minutes to sort).

Ah cheers mate, I'll update my bookmarks etc.
Sorry to be going over old ground here.

Not at all, the mods steadfastly refuse to add the info to a central place.

If only someone could put together a simple instruction sheet with screen shots and everything?

We can only hope..

I'll roll it up and shove it in a nice central place if you're not careful.

Stafford?

Warm your hands first and you do what you like.

*giggles*

Today on non-stop brain radio it's "Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You)" by A Flock of Seagulls.

What's stopping you doing it?

Apathy. Ennui. A general mayonnaise.

We've already got that 'Rules and Info' thread. Couldn't it just go in there?

Thank you mysterious stranger.

Cryptic.

I sent a delightfully sugary email to the lass that got me into this company, congratulating her on her new role in a new place, and thanking her for how kind and helpful she was to me. Oh, and can she get me a job, here's my cv.

Well, I'm about as 'mysterious' as a hoof to the 'nads, but you're most welcome anyway mate. Funniest thing I've read online for many yonks, cheered me right up it did.

Pssst - you've changed your name, Cavey.

Ah yes, so I have.

It isn't very Christmassy.

I'm beginning to suspect Lizzie A only has one tracksuit, as there's a photo of ehr wearing it in the T&A today. A google image search might be in order.

Applied for a job at major rivals down the road. It is a bit more of a commute, but y'know, it might pique their interest, wanting to go to them from here.

Oi, mods, if we're at "review the year" stage I can bloody well have a Christmas name two days early.

Post in the Best of 2012 thread and then you can have your Christmas name in 2 days.

Piss off.

It isn't very Christmassy.

He's got tinsel wrapped around his cock.

At all times.

Oh, that's terribly bad luck after twelfth night!

Especially for anyone who sees it.

MOD ABYOOZ!

Oh, it's not Christmas tinsel. It's a todjazzle.

Christmas chutney. *nods*

Oh Yahtzee's pop at Crap Flaps 2 is very good indeed. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... lack-Ops-2

And now we know why.


Weren't Donna and Raiden the two reindeer at the back?

The 'Worst songs of alltime' thread made me consider looking into the cost of record players so I could take a spin at the decks like the best of them. I went to the Argos website, entered 'record player' into the search box, and this came up:



I used to love playing with this as a kid! It's kind of awesome that they still make them, even if Mummy and Daddy have to sit down with junior and explain what a 'record' is.

Somewhat amusing that you could buy an iPod shuffle for not-a-lot-more-money though.

The model above isn't as easily swallowed.

Orange truffle Baileys is a bit nice isn't it?

Mmmmmm

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