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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26098

Grim... wrote:

Do you mean this? http://thedailyfix.nfb.netdna-cdn.com/w ... s-nips.jpg

NSFW, OBV

I don't get how nobody sees how she looks exactly like Paul O Grady

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 14:21

You're all clearly mad.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 14:30

She's my favourite girls aloud girl (and also, one of two that I would actually recognise from the group.)

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 14:33

TheVision wrote:

She's my favourite girls aloud girl (and also, one of two that I would actually recognise from the group.)

I'll duel you, too.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

She's my favourite of the specials from Left 4 Dead.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 14:37

Craster wrote:

She's my favourite of the specials from Left 4 Dead.

And you.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 15:18

Craster wrote:

She's my favourite of the specials from Left 4 Dead.

I'd be more than happy to shoot in her face.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh, I like Ashley loads.

Eric needs to fuck off.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh my god she's entirely covered in jizz.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 22:03

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Oh my god she's entirely covered in jizz.

Just make sure you wipe the TV down before Mrs Kissyfur notices.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Oh my god she's entirely covered in jizz.

Right, I was going to watch this tomorrow. Not. Any. More.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm literally shocked.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Fucks sake, I've got to sit through an aging pop star crying to get to the good stuff. I've pre-prepared my crotch with moisturiser. He's ruining this.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

The hair is down. And I'm up.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Oh my god she's entirely covered in jizz.

Ah, there we go...

Now for glass of wine and a smoke.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Ha. Even Dec got some in his eye.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

That made me mega-heh.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Eric needs to have a coronary.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:58

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Oh my god she's entirely covered in jizz.

I saw that!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Today is the antithesis of the Ashley-athon.

Rosemary in a onesie.

Somehow she managed to have a pair of tits on her back.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

On. Her. Back.

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GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 23:11

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 0:06

Fuck, that's bothering me now - tell me what it's from. Is it Kenny Everett?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Grim... wrote:

Fuck, that's bothering me now - tell me what it's from. Is it Kenny Everett?

The young ones, I think?

TheVision · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:43

I was going to say the Young Ones too.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:48

Yes, it's the young ones episode where the spoof the opening titles of Dallas

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:51

40 seconds in!

Malc

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2012 18:19

I missed the Ashley scenes the other night

However, I did watch it last night. I love her! She hot, down to earth and was so funny when she was in the video room laughing about scaring Hugo. I would like to marry her please.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2012 18:50

sdg wrote:

I missed the Ashley scenes the other night

However, I did watch it last night. I love her! She hot, down to earth and was so funny when she was in the video room laughing about scaring Hugo. I would like to marry her please.

I'm sorry, but that would make the marriages of other people invalid.

[/idiot fundamentalist]

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2012 21:53

Curiosity wrote:

sdg wrote:

I missed the Ashley scenes the other night

However, I did watch it last night. I love her! She hot, down to earth and was so funny when she was in the video room laughing about scaring Hugo. I would like to marry her please.

I'm sorry, but that would make the marriages of other people invalid.

[/idiot fundamentalist]

Aw

ill just have to have lots and lots of hot nights with her then and then leave her broken hearted. It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

sdg wrote:

Aw

ill just have to have lots and lots of hot nights with her then and then leave her broken hearted. It's what Jesus would have wanted.

I think I am going to have to look at Christianity again if that's current church doctrine :DD

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

James 7 :2 ) And thou shall bonketh the nubile maidens, and then casteth them aside, like unto the chaff upon the stoney ground.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Squirt wrote:

James 7 :2 ) And thou shall bonketh the nubile maidens, and then casteth them aside, like unto the chaff upon the stoney ground.

MaliA should have that as the reading at his wedding, rather than that nonsense about clanging cymbals.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 26, 2012 14:04

Ashley ain't all that.

She just receives multipliers due to all the swamp donkeys she's within range of.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

She also gets bonus points for being vaguely normal, instead of the expected horrific American girl band member.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ZOMG Ashley just grabbed the Flanagans. She even added the "bazonga" sound effect.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

I'm still at David Hayes stroking a crocodiles head. Fucking hell man. Scared me witless.

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