I'm a celebrity...

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Anybody watching this year? I never watched the first few series, thinking them to be the usual reality rubbish, however i've watched the last couple of years as they are actually comedy genius

My rundown of the "celebs"

Nadine Dorries MP woman : Disgraceful for going on the show, should have been sacked rather than suspended. Everyone will end up hating her and she will be doing every trial.
Helen girl from soaps with the big bangers : Utterly annoying, must be a nightmare to live with, will be put in every trial until she quits. However, likes to wear bikinis and cor blimey.
David Haye : Why is he on this show? Uber competitive as expected, but seems like a nice guy so far.
Eric Bristow : Hilarious, a low key legend so far, my favourite celeb on this
Brian Conley : Not as annoying as he could be, but still a twat. Might do ok if he can stop the gurning as he is actually amusing at times.
Pussycat doll girl : seems ok so far, standard American chick.
Linda Robson : Again, seems ok, nothing more to say.
Charlie Eastenders girl : Coming across very well indeed. Nice girl, willing to get stuck it, no hysterics.
Hugo chelsea dude : Hysterical waste of space so far
Doctor who : Old, fat, miserable and wants everyone to know it, can see him getting on everyones tits very soon.

Haye, Charlie and Eric in the final three, I predict.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:18

Thanks for the update :DD

I won't be watching but i will keep looking in here...

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

"Helen girl from soaps with the big bangers" has, in the space of two nights, gone from reasonably sexy looking to frighteningly horrific looking with crazy eyes who would probably peel your face off and wear it as a kooky mask.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Ian Fairies wrote:

"Helen girl from soaps with the big bangers" has, in the space of two nights, gone from reasonably sexy looking to frighteningly horrific looking with crazy eyes who would probably peel your face off and wear it as a kooky mask.

True, her eyes freak me out a bit

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:40

Ah, the show for people who find The X Factor a little too highbrow and sophisticated

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Curiosity wrote:

Ah, the show for people who find The X Factor a little too highbrow and sophisticated

As if you're not watching it...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ant or Dec are legends.

Love Pickles' comment that he had the IACGMOOH number on speed dial. Dorries has chucked her career here (as baffling as her apparent success was).

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:26

Trooper wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Ah, the show for people who find The X Factor a little too highbrow and sophisticated

As if you're not watching it...

I'm actually not. Never really appealed to me, other than Mylene Klass in a bikini.

Still watch X Factor though.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Give it a go, it is actually extremely amusing!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Curiosity wrote:

other than Mylene Klass in a bikini.

I wubs Myleene. She's my perfect woman. :kiss:

Morte · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:23

Ian Fairies wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

other than Mylene Klass in a bikini.

I wubs Myleene. She's my perfect woman. :kiss:

She went to Jodrell Bank on her 16th Birthday and Cape Caneveral on her 18th, then went on to study engineering...she's a geek's dream.

It also helps that she comes across as a rather pleasent young lady.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:34

And she's fit.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

"Flanagans" is a pretty good euphamism for hefty, youthful breasts, isn't it?

"Blimey, Maud, look at the flanagans on that gambolling popsie over yonder"

Plissken · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 22:07

You need http://www.profanisaurusapp.com/ you do.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4840

GovernmentYard wrote:

"Flanagans" is a pretty good euphamism for hefty, youthful breasts, isn't it?

"Blimey, Maud, look at the flanagans on that gambolling popsie over yonder"

Our RE teacher at school was Maud Flanagan.... lovely little Irish lass she was, a real cracker.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:37

There was a good picture of some girl off this in the shower in the papers yesterday.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:43

Here we go. NSFW due mainly to pictures of David Hayes' bare ass.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... bile=false

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Helen Flannigan: do your own FUCKING EVERYTHING. You lazy bitch. I can't see why these people are pandering after her like shes some baby. Christ.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 13:54

Is it because she's got tits?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

42% of them have tits.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Plus it's annoying she is getting voted in for the tasks, as we never actually get to see what they are due to her patheticness and giving in after 10 seconds every time.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

I deeply wanted that ostrich to go nuts and kick her tits off. Now that'd be telly worth watching.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 14:10

So that's what Ostracised means, thank you.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

What the fudge happened to Brian Conley ConnerlyConnolley?

Pussycat Doll lady is luvverly.

I'm fairly sure the last two nights mean that Helen was putting on the "oooooh, I can't do it" bollocks.

Also, Flannagans!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Brian had a mental breakdown I believe.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yeah, but what happened on I'm a Celeb?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Brian had a mental breakdown I believe.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yeah, but what happened on I'm a Celeb?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Dunno.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Bye Nadine! It must be nice to know you're on your way home to get sacked, you ghastly fucking cunt.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Pussycat Doll gal, Ashley, isn't a typically annoying American. Even her voice isn't grating. Who knew. The secret to her being fit seems to be putting her hair down. Hair down = fit. Hair up = not fit. Hair down = fit.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Bye Nadine! It must be nice to know you're on your way home to get sacked, you ghastly fucking cunt.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Turns out that Nadine's motivational talk was the driving force for Helen getting all those stars. Nadine says "I've very proud of myself". Er, say what, love?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ian Fairies wrote:

Pussycat Doll gal, Ashley, isn't a typically annoying American. Even her voice isn't grating. Who knew. The secret to her being fit seems to be putting her hair down. Hair down = fit. Hair up = not fit. Hair down = fit.

INORITE? Bonkers. Given that she's in a girl band the odds were massively stacked against her not being a screeching self-obsessed lunatic.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:54

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Ian Fairies wrote:

Pussycat Doll gal, Ashley, isn't a typically annoying American. Even her voice isn't grating. Who knew. The secret to her being fit seems to be putting her hair down. Hair down = fit. Hair up = not fit. Hair down = fit.

INORITE? Bonkers. Given that she's in a girl band the odds were massively stacked against her not being a screeching self-obsessed lunatic.

And for that, we love nicola Roberts.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

From a safe distance. Ideally with a couple of snipers for backup.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:57

Craster wrote:

From a safe distance. Ideally with a couple of snipers for backup.

Ma, I've got a LOT of duelling to do before the year end is up.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

That just made me think of Shindig and now I'm giggling like a girl.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is nicola roberts the gingwah one from Girls Aloud who looks like Zelda from Terrahawks and who got her boobs out in a night club?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:07

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Is nicola roberts the gingwah one from Girls Aloud who looks like Zelda from Terrahawks and who got her boobs out in a night club?

Take a ticket, back of the line. Or I'll do you all at once.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:15

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Is nicola roberts the gingwah one from Girls Aloud who looks like Zelda from Terrahawks and who got her boobs out in a night club?

Wait, she did what?

Pics or it didn't etc

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curiosity wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Is nicola roberts the gingwah one from Girls Aloud who looks like Zelda from Terrahawks and who got her boobs out in a night club?

Wait, she did what?

Pics or it didn't etc

NSFW, dude. I think they're on here somewhere, actually.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:38

Do you mean this? http://thedailyfix.nfb.netdna-cdn.com/w ... s-nips.jpg

NSFW, OBV

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:44

Is that really boobs out?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

KovacsC wrote:

Is that really boobs out?

they're not that small, are they?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:49

I have bigger boobs than that.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:53

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Is that really boobs out?

they're not that small, are they?

Surely he was referring to her, y'know, having clothes on that cover her boobs?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

There were nipples on display, from memory.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 13:43

Curiosity wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Is that really boobs out?

they're not that small, are they?

Surely he was referring to her, y'know, having clothes on that cover her boobs?

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