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 Post subject: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:12 
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This has to be the biggest load of shit I've read on the web for a while

http://newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/2 ... ounds.html

Its saying that in Doncaster hookers are going to old folks homes and offering sex to old men for £2.50.

They would earn more in an hour on minimum wage (as long as they are 21) :DD


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:14 
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"Yes, it is true there have been ladies of the night knocking on doors and offering sex for 2.50 pounds."


TWO POINT FIVE ZERO POUNDS?! Sign me up! I have two point five zero pounds.

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:15 
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This one is better

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/de ... ns-1337131

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For sale is a staggering array of illegal goods being traded openly online – everything from child pornography or Class-A drugs, to guns and British passports.

All this is a few clicks away on the deep web, a vast anonymous network hidden from normal web users.

In some corners there are training manuals on how to firebomb and napalm people. There is even a site dedicated to waging holy war against the West and hitmen give competitive prices for their services.

And it is all totally untraceable.

Experts say the deep web is 100 or 200 times larger than the internet most users access through browsers like Firefox and Chrome which just scrape the surface of the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:27 
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I didn't realise that I was just scraping the surface of the internet? I feel like I'm missing out now..


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:30 
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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:31 
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I didn't realise that I was just scraping the surface of the internet? I feel like I'm missing out now..


Imagine an infinite number of forums, each with their own myp. Now imagine them trading in small arms.

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:35 
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I just put on TOR and went to the Silk Road Market, it sells just about every drug you can think of.

So I'm going to get hooked on smack thanks to the daily Mirror!


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 17:35 
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MaliA wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I didn't realise that I was just scraping the surface of the internet? I feel like I'm missing out now..


Imagine an infinite number of forums, each with their own myp. Now imagine them trading in small arms.


*kills self*

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 18:07 
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Craster wrote:
This one is better

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/de ... ns-1337131

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For sale is a staggering array of illegal goods being traded openly online – everything from child pornography or Class-A drugs, to guns and British passports.

All this is a few clicks away on the deep web, a vast anonymous network hidden from normal web users.

In some corners there are training manuals on how to firebomb and napalm people. There is even a site dedicated to waging holy war against the West and hitmen give competitive prices for their services.

And it is all totally untraceable.

Experts say the deep web is 100 or 200 times larger than the internet most users access through browsers like Firefox and Chrome which just scrape the surface of the internet.


Most of the stuff they quote in there is from the Silk Road, I've had a look on there and there is a bloke selling what he says are 100% genuine UK passports for £6,000, you just choose the name etc and send it to him.

This has to have bent passport office staff involved I just don't see how else he can do it.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 20:09 
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I was ready to read the "deep net" story and go "ho ho, look how silly people used to be about the Internet", but it was written today :S

WTFF?

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
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Craster wrote:
This one is better

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/de ... ns-1337131

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For sale is a staggering array of illegal goods being traded openly online – everything from child pornography or Class-A drugs, to guns and British passports.

All this is a few clicks away on the deep web, a vast anonymous network hidden from normal web users.

In some corners there are training manuals on how to firebomb and napalm people. There is even a site dedicated to waging holy war against the West and hitmen give competitive prices for their services.

And it is all totally untraceable.

Experts say the deep web is 100 or 200 times larger than the internet most users access through browsers like Firefox and Chrome which just scrape the surface of the internet.


So by that math there are 200 psychopaths to every individual regular-net user in England. Holy shit!

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 20:44 
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Craster wrote:
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Experts say the deep web is 100 or 200 times larger than the internet most users access through browsers like Firefox and Chrome which just scrape the surface of the internet.


I always wondered what was on Gopher.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 20:49 
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Is it Philip Scofield?

Or a jumper. Whichever is funnier.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 20:55 
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Imagine an infinite number of forums, each with their own myp. Now imagine them trading in small arms.


They'd have shot their other hand off too?


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 21:05 
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metalangel wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Imagine an infinite number of forums, each with their own myp. Now imagine them trading in small arms.


They'd have shot their other hand off too?


Eh?

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 Post subject: Re: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 21:37 
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MaliA wrote:
metalangel wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Imagine an infinite number of forums, each with their own myp. Now imagine them trading in small arms.


They'd have shot their other hand off too?


Eh?


Yeah, what's the deal with this hand/finger thing?

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 22:37 
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myp has a manky hand. That's all I know.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 22:41 
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No, he's got a Monkee's hand. He robbed Davey Jonese's'es'esss grave.

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 23:09 
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Did he steal Michael Nesmith's real hat?


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 23:38 
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asfish wrote:
I just put on TOR and went to the Silk Road Market,


Kern wrote:
I always wondered what was on Gopher.


I have heard of Tor, but not these other two. Are they like radical and interactive web2.0 versions of the Jolly Roger Cookbook or something, or am I just an old and out of touch square now, dudes?

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:36 
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gopher is/was a precusor to the web!

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:44 
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NervousPete wrote:
So by that math there are 200 psychopaths to every individual regular-net user in England. Holy shit!

Well, there are proabbly 200 daily mail readers to every sane individual, so yeah, I can believe that.

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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:25 
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This article about someone's experiences actually buying drugs from Silk Road was quite interesting I thought. Spurred by all the recent chat about it I downloaded the Tor browser pack and had a poke around it last night. Aside from the huge amounts of drugs for sale though there's not actually that much interesting stuff going on.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:43 
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Interesting but that's probably not the kind of link I should be clicking while I'm at work.

I'll take a look later on.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:56 
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TheVision wrote:
Interesting but that's probably not the kind of link I should be clicking while I'm at work.

I'll take a look later on.


The actual site just seems to be some guy's blog with essays he's written on various topics so I don't see it flagging anything up. It's direct linked from the Wikipedia article for Silk Road if that adds any legitimacy.


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 Post subject: Re: Shite on the Internet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:57 
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Ah cool, I doubt my work will check anyway..


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