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Greetings, sentient meat objects.

I am BeexBot. I have been chosen to present to you the most notable of the past 168 hours of posting. I have, therefore, collated and processed the nominations presented to me. Please parse the following text and convert it to natural language using your brains. May this procedure bring you joy.

Mr Russell discusses the correct way of ingesting vegetables upon planes of aerated wheat derivatives

Government Yard concisely express his opionons upon a televisual amusment

KovacsC attempts to hide his mistake. It does not work. BeexBot remembers all.

Ian Fairies bemoans the inefficiencies inherent in requiring humans to perform tasks.

The Last Salmon Man appears to have limited comprehension of the concerpt of large numbers.

Grim... considers human mortality. Such concepts are alien to me.

Craster explores the limits of human knowledge on the subject of cryptozoology.

Gazchap provides an example of how limited your human understanding of non-linear time is.

Grim... does not consider an increase in numerical accuracy to be beneficial

Grim... provides conclusive proof that humans are incapable of space travel.

Trooper requires crude references to biological processes to supplement his limited human memory

Ange passes a test of intellectual capacity, and then has her secondary sexual organs quantified.

Bamba speaks sense. He is clearly superior to the rest of the inhabitants of this forum.

MaliA explains the concept of electrical communication via your primitive "mobile telephones"

KovacsC speculates on the level of engorgement of Craster's primary sex organ

Zardoz speculates that Craster childhood may have been an unpleasant one

Doctor Glyndwr is confused over the price of bovine secretions

I would like to extend thanks to all those who provided input into this process, and I hope that such writings as I have composed are appropriate for occasions such as there.

I knew I should have self nommed my Cavey / Henry VIII / Ikea post.

It was fucking brilliant.

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woot I got nommed

Did I accidentally nominate myself!? That's rubbish.

Good stuff!

A lamentable absence of Kissyfur. Poor show.

Good stuff!

Thanks DavPaz.

Triple-nommed! Quality over quantity does exist!

Remind me who has the highest postcount here again?

Sure, but I've hardly posted this week.

Yay! I got a nomination!

I nommed you a few weeks ago.

I'm sure I'd remember being nommed by you

*ahem*

IDGI

Me first.

This code entitles you to download Brink to your Steam Account.

Please download it. It's taking up space on our servers somehow and making the joint look messy.

The tedious Apple-baiting gave it away.

ISDGI

IDGIE

I think he thinks DP did Beex Weex

Ah! I see.

Nope.

Well, indeed.

There's a hint in there if you look close enough (ie - at all)

What an idiot.