Be Excellent To Each Other

I think we had a thread akin to this before, but I'll be fucked if I can find it. Amazing site: http://leasthelpful.com/

One of my favourites.

Before any of you turgid gits discuss your hot water appliances again, take advice from this helpful reader.

I sit next to a guy at work who believes this kind of nonsense.

This one's a cracker: http://leasthelpful.com/post/1594578894 ... -i-did-was

I love Wino as a guitarist and songwriter, but he's an utter fuck nut when it comes to exactly that sort of thing. He believes there are cities underground filled with millions of people. Amazing.

1: This is an tumblr and tumblr loads too slowly even for if it has special naked pics of my favourite actresses so fuck Tumblr. They can't even spell tumbler.

2: I think most of these reviews are made up. Well, obviously they all are, but you know what I mean. They're on a par with those iPhone predictive text hilarities people keep thinking I give a vole's cunt about.

See also: Truth Media on SomethingAwful.

Read the deliberately inaccurate review, and then laugh at the morons who write in flaming you and thought it was genuine.

Yeah you're right. The fact that some are obviously made up makes them not funny at all. We should burn them.

If they're not real, they're a damned sight more inventive and witty than all the fake SMS ones. I loved the above ones.

Whereas these reviews of David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits:Remastered are prolly the most helpful anywhere in the multiverse.

Enough said indeed.

Brilliant.

Enough said enough said enough.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002IE ... B002IEO4O4 read down and the comments.

Excellent. Excellent.

http://leasthelpful.com/post/1502676639 ... en-mention

Yep, that'll be the label's fault all right.

I can't argue with the science displayed in this review.

Woah!

(I do actually want to read that book now...)

Obviously a fake one, but still made me chuckle.


I think it was "maroon coloured bag of agony"

Haha, I've seen that one around on Facebook this past week, but it's still funny.

That's poetry, man.

I wish I'd submitted that in the Awesome Island semi-final.

Superb.

Myoptikakakakaka, did you write this?

I could have - I found Fantasia completely underwhelming.

Wow, even when you consider when it was created?

Can't really see why that should make a difference. I wasn't watching it as a period display of technology, I was watching what I thought was going to be a film.

I was only a kid.

I watched it when I was around 10 and I was totes all WTF

Ive never seen it. Is the review accurate then? I assumed it was just a broken disk and a atupid rant about DVDs

Pfft, Fantasia is only 12 years old. Pixar could've done better.

It's accurate. Fantasia is an art piece set to classical music, not a film as such.

Huh.

Well it's likely better than a film starring Mickey Mouse anyway. Tedious character that he is.

It does, though.

It's actually very good if you're on an acid trip ...... or so i have been told .... and I always assumed the animators were on one when they made it.

Old Mickey (black & white days) was great and that's why he became so popular. As they introduced Donald and Goofy, Mickey seemed to get toned back until he became the do-gooder milquetoast we now know.

The font on the amazon site is too dense for my poor little eyes to read comfortably

Item: http://t.co/FB6hjsA7

Best review: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/rR3B4DJC ... =aw_cr_i_2

(The rest of the reviews are well worth reading.)

That's a fantastic review.

Superb

That's because it's been laid out by someone who doesn't care about readability.

13px Verdana with a line-height of 16px and a measure of 90 is way too tight to be comfortable for most people.

Go go cramming as much shit into a pre-defined space as possible.

You're such an incredible font nerd.

Help me

But:

Haha, brilliant.