Best troll ever

myp · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:34

http://www.trueachievements.com/forum/v ... or=1913074

His website http://www.cheevos.com is the best website I've seen in a long while.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22361

"'Brewer' asks 'What happens if you're cheevo talking at a bar, club or party and someone says they have more cheevos that you?'
Well, hopefully they are just hating and are lying. First look up their score with your cellphone, make sure you have a page bookmarked where you can check. If you catch them in a lie, you look even better.
If they are telling the truth and have more Cheevos than you, leave. Nothing else you can do."

Genius

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

Quote:

I got over 50k Cheevos and 50k+ MySpace friends!!! 50/50 Club! Only person in the world. It proves I have conquered both social networking and gaming, making me a well rounded individual.

From his site, what the fuck are Cheevos?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 13:44

It's a cereal.

myp · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 13:49

asfish wrote:

Quote:

I got over 50k Cheevos and 50k+ MySpace friends!!! 50/50 Club! Only person in the world. It proves I have conquered both social networking and gaming, making me a well rounded individual.

From his site, what the fuck are Cheevos?

Cheevos = gamerscore, obviously! It's street slang.

"Hey, hot chick. I totally have 80k+ cheevos. Wanna bang me?"

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:54

My what an interesting web site.. is it the Albeino kid (insert randum numbers)

Cavey · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:06

Quote:

No matter if you guy/girl or whatever, Cheevos impress people. It's almost like saying 'Well, I got tons of Cheevos. There are tons of people online that are interested and respect me."

You might be thinking 'Oh that's complete BS, I personally don't care about Cheevos when dating'.
And yeah, you are probably telling the truth, but it's in your sub-concious. Sort of like how girls always like the bad guy, but never admit it.

Braggin about your Cheevos sometimes makes you look conceited, but that's a good thing. It like how celebraties look conceited because they're rolling VIP into clubs and you're stuck in line.

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Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:07

Holy shit. :DD

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:35

I wonder if I can "roll in" to any "VIP" areas because I have Seven Day Survivor and Kingpin.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:37

Depends if that's what Alberto\/()$ calls his anus.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:59

metalangel wrote:

I wonder if I can "roll in" to any "VIP" areas because I have Seven Day Survivor and Kingpin.

Absolutely not. No one will check what individual achievements you've got. They'll just look it up on their phones and see you've got 50k+ cheevos, gasp in awe and leave it there.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Is this guy actually a troll, or just a total cock? From his YouTube videos and whatnot he seems to genuinely just be a fucking idiot.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:06

He would not talk to me as I have less than 10k of cheevios...

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

KovacsC wrote:

My what an interesting web site.. is it the Albeino kid (insert randum numbers)

No, but it is through me that he knows about this and is getting lolz that should be rightfully mine :'(

My opinion is that it is a masterful piece of trolling. I hope so at least, it makes me happier than believing he's just another idiot.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 22:52

Can you breakdance, Berto?

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Grim... wrote:

Can you breakdance, Berto?

I can writhe on the floor if needs must.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4741

Bamba wrote:

Is this guy actually a troll, or just a total cock? From his YouTube videos and whatnot he seems to genuinely just be a fucking idiot.

I'm not sure which of those two scenarios would amuse me more.

Either way, it was an entertaining read.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:52

I think that Pure Pwnage did this better years ago, especially in their episode "Girls".

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:04

I've downloaded the app for my phone. I'm so "with it"

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

I'm leaning towards this being real. The huge thread at True Achievements is a little too elaborate. If it is a troll, it's extraordinarily effortful.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

KovacsC wrote:

He would not talk to me as I have less than 10k of cheevios...

HAHA YOU SUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 18:26

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

I'm leaning towards this being real. The huge thread at True Achievements is a little too elaborate. If it is a troll, it's extraordinarily effortful.

Trolls can be extremely dedicated. I'm pretty certain it's just a guy dicking about.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22361

It can't be real, it's actually pretty well written. Nobody with the ability to write that well is that socially retarded.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Trooper wrote:

It can't be real, it's actually pretty well written. Nobody with the ability to write that well is that socially retarded.

Holding for signature quote.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2012 0:19

Trooper wrote:

It can't be real, it's actually pretty well written. Nobody with the ability to write that well is that socially retarded.

http://www.tuckermax.com

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16602

I think I like the cheevos guy better.

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