Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello everyone,

It's a great honour (it says here) to present BEEXWEEX, a venture that is largely rendered pointless from now until the end of time by TheVision's fantastic cinematic presentation of said weekly semi-erotic amuse-fest earlier in the year.

Either get* him to do it all the time or chuck the entire sorry venture into the great online dustbin of sadness and despair, where it can fester in eternity as a devastating monument to human failure and the inevitability of decline and death.

(*Payment, coercion, torture, etc.)

Anyhoo, listed below are the various nominations for POTW that I have received during the last seven days. I have helpfully listed them as A through O, please note that this is in no way intended to imply a grading or other 'categorisation of worthiness', but merely reflects the chronological order in which they were belched towards my inbox.

For the first day of the BLIZZARD OF PMs I dared to dream that someone at BEEX liked me and wanted to engage in a sexy personal conversation about PC upgrades, but that soon wore off and I realised instead it just meant that I had to tediously arrange a bunch of URLs into a meaningless list.

I have bookended this stellar presentation with pictures of me chugging a dildo and poorly faking a suicide attempt by means of slitting my wrists. It's a sort of 'telling stories with pictures' deal.

Please enjoy BEEXWEEX. Where YOUR happiness is OUR mission.



A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

I find the first picture disturbing on many levels. Also I think you are missing out on some witty comments beside each link to a recommended post.

Otherwise fantastic stuff.

I'll never be able to not see you with a dildo in your mouth.

True, but I meant I had to read them all rather than just my own, which was a nice change.

It’s quite exciting! I haven’t clicked on any of the links yet so I don’t know if I’ve been nominated.

I can’t wait....

I clicked every link and not a single nomination? Fuck you Beex.

Try this one:

Three noms in three weeks. Yahtzee!

Edit: ...and well done AE!

Some of them were mine. I like the suspense of this one.

And I'm curiously aroused

Well, you've always said you like a cock in your porn.

I was away, so it was more of a Beex Weax. I'm sure there were some nice posts though...

Why the motherfucking hell am I BEEX Weeker again? Third time in less than 6 bastard months. Do you think I have unlimited time? I'm busy all day on Friday, so in advance, it's gonna be late.

lolololol

Sorry WTB, when I nominated you I did do so with the proviso 'Give it to WTB if he's never done it before or hasn't done it for ages'.

The honest truth is that like an awful of threads/posts at BEEX, I simply don't read the Beex Weex threads normally*, so off the top of my head I had no idea if you'd never done it before or indeed had done it fifty times in the last year.



* Not because I don't want to, but simply because I don't do internet forums at work and it's too much hassle to try and catch up at the end of every day, especially since everything is still lumped together in a single 'one size fits all' forum. You can tell when I'm on annual leave because I post all kinds of shit during the day

You BASTARD!

(Always nominate Zardoz.)

Classic 'stinger' AE

I've already done it twice now. There's loads of posters who have never done it yet.

If I do it again it'll be a Zardoz special.

When at home I shall make a list and ensure that the joy is shared round a bit more.

WTB still has to do it this week, though.

"HERE ARE THE RULES FOR 'HAVING FUN'. PAY ATTENTION."

Let people go onto a 'do not nom me' list if they want to, but otherwise people should be able to nom who they like.

Unless it's for guidance purposes only, of course.

When I did it, I got a list of people who had already done it, which was nice info to have if I wanted to be nice, and guidance that I could choose any fucker I liked regardless.
Seems the best solution to me, why fix something that isn't broken?

I dun a list but dunt keep it up. Too much like work.

WTB is suggesting that it is.

Aye, there's no plan to mandate anyone doing it at any time, but people tend to ask, 'Who hasn't done it in a while', so a list would be useful. There was one, but it fell into disrepair.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv? ... jd0eFBkbmc

As it was when once I tried

search.php?keywords=weex&author=&sf=titleonly&sc=1&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

Here's one, in reverse date order. Anyone with silly spelling bought it on themselves.

indeed. i cant do it generally as tryung to do it on a phone would be nigh impossible. youd end up with a load of linkless spludge.

I am so nomming you next chance I get.

linkless spludge.im warning you

Really looking forward to your new weekly spot now, Dave.

I was just joking, by the way! I don't really mind doing it. It'll still be late, though...

Not long to go now.

WTF, this is late?

It'll be here soon! (ish)

Worst BEEX WEEX ever.

Nah, that'd be one of mine.

He'd better have at least two dildos in his mouth.

I don't have any!

Should have tied string around them.

Well she did warn me, but I assumed you'd be paying her a visit at the weekend any way. Oh, and she told me to let you know that Sunday dinner is cancelled this week.

How can anyone in a relationship not have a dildo or two and a Rampant Rabbit?

I like to think I know my way around a fanny, but some things technology can do that a human being can't.

That's what she said.

Yeah, like virtual 3D worlds where you shoot man in face, but pleasure a fanny? That's where I'm king.