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Ladies and gentlemen:

*insert WANT pic*

I think it's second in brilliance only to my idea of s 'bird within a bird' for the unpretentious Everyman: a chicken Kiev stuffed with chicken nuggets.

In Japan they do similar but with added cheese and bacon inside the crust along with the wiener.

The winnar is this:



646 calories per slice. Full breakdown here.

Each of piece of the crust is a pig-in-blanket or cheese roll. Yes, those are hamburgers.

Goodness me. Just reading this thread is enough to give a person a heart attack.

Don't Aldi do a four bird roast? Kind of like the Russian dolls of dining.

does it have garlic butter and crispy breadcrumbs? No?! Then it can SHUT UP.

Only at UK branches of Pizza Hut, apparently! Does this mean we're, like, innovators?

It does when I do it, SO YOU SHUT UP AND TING.

Finally a use for my piss weak Japanese skills. It seems to have sausage, and triple cheese stuffed crust as well as being a regular hamburger pizza, I could well be wrong on this. Oh and for maximum weirdness, in the brackets in the top line, it says mimi, very strange indeed.

"We must make a pizza specifically to destroy Mimi's post!"

What a privalwedge!

Flipping autocorrect!

Ha! I thought you were being lacist!

I thought she was being an Evil Genius.

I now have one being delivered (the pizza hut pizza, not the japanese one).

Ooh, do tell!

Never try and meet your heroes :-(

"Erm, boss, I've made a teensy snafu on the food order this week..."

"What the hell are we going to do with six miles of hotdog?!"

Despite this, Pizza Hut is still ace due to unlimited free salad.

Bluargh! They can keep their unlimited floppy soggy left-out-all-day salad.

Last night I had a pizza with a crust stuffed with another pizza which in turn had another pizza in its crust which again was stuffed with pizza and pizza crust stuffed pizza pizza curts stuff another crust pizza stuffed pizza crust encrusted pizza of crust stuffing pizza...

Your mum.

Should've seen that coming.

Yeah, my mum didn't, etc.

Turducken!



Also available in 'ham'.

TURDucken

*says same joke about what Ryu cries when curling out a blind eel*

Home made seven bird plus black pudding roast for Christmas lunch was fucking amazing. Also we put at least half of it in the freezer, in easy meaty meal slices.

I won't be rushing to pizza hut but... Well, that Japanese one is kind of tempting to try when we're there.

Man, that Goatse gets everywhere.

Helen says I'm definitely not having that Japanese monstrosity while we're there.

Have to agree with WTB here - these all look rather barf-tastic to my eyes.

One of my specific goals is to eat the 3.9m-leg-span spider crab that gives me the heebie jeebies. May as well double up on the horrors while I'm there.

Christ, I ate chicken knuckles* last time I was there. How much worse can a pizza get than that?

* Well, a chicken knuckle.

I remember being surprised by the chunks of boiled potato on the pizza we had in Tokyo.

I wonder if they thought we were Irish?

I put potato on pizza.

Do you dive bomb US Naval bases too!!!!111111111

So do I. It's not particularly uncommon.

Yeah, for Solar Carrot botherers and the Welsh, maybe.

By what measure? I'd say it's uncommon, rare even.

I'm sure Pizza Hut is fine, if you don't eat their pizzas.

Considering I had never heard of such an abomination till now, i'd say it's pretty rare too!

You've never had a kebab and chip pizza?

Nope, never been in a shop that sells them.

Chip... pizza? Is the crust stuffed with rice?

My wife's brother was in Italy and tried to order and pizza and chips. His Italian was not great, and he got a pizza with chips on it, and some very confused looks from various Italians.

Colleague of mine has a place near him that does a chicken tikka pizza made with a naan bread base. I think this may be post-pub genius.

My current favourite is Doner meat pizza. I try not to think of the calories involved though.

Jesus Christ! Cannibal!

Not such a successful Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.