Beex Week 10th - 16th March, 2012

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:37

Yeah, it's two hours early. Well, I've got meetings, fuck-knockers, so you'll have to choose - live with it, or whine about it on the Internet. I'm pretty sure I know which you girls will do.

Anyway, this week you dicks have been talking about memories, "cooking", what not to get for your Birthday, what else not to get for your Birthday, jizz-stained dresses and some games!

Posts of the week were numerous, varied, and mostly rubbish. Buckle up, shit-bags:

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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Driving through Angel earlier I saw a chalkboard at the side of the road advertising GAME prices.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Venison. £8
Mallard £5
Partridge £4

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DavPaz wrote:

Not if you *had* a giant dick

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DavPaz wrote:

In swoops Tesco!

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devilman wrote:

Metal Gear Solid.

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devilman wrote:

TheVision wrote:

I wish I understood shares...

They're what posh folk use to trim their hedges.

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Zeppo wrote:

I've come out of my extreme lurkers' den to pimp Source's (t' place where GazChap and I work) JustGiving page:

https://www.justgiving.com/source-design

As the astute of you will have already guessed, it's all in aid of cancer research. Last time we raised £800 (in truth, mostly because of you guys!

) This time around we're aiming to nearly double that, with a goal of £1500. If you can, donate! If you can't, egg us on on facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/sourcedesignweb

If you can't do either (due to religious reasons, maybe?) then we forgive you.

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Mr Russell wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

flis wrote:

but fuck it.

I knew I should have gone to Liverpool.

Why didn't you? Too scared to actually meet her?

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Zardoz wrote:

A limited edition Aliens Quadrilogy box set.

...and £195 spending money. (Why I outta..! - Grim...)

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WTB wrote:

BBC doing that thing again where they sneak something good out on a channel no fucker watches at a time nobody notices. In the meantime, check out this comedian-filled panel show. Then watch this shite about houses or antiques. Did you miss last week's comedian-filled panel show? Here, have it again tonight with five extra minutes of filler! House prices accurate July 2005.

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Grim... wrote:

Brand new iPad, £50

http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.213-2623.aspx

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devilman wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

taking a photo on my phone

Oh. Erm...

The camera on my phone is more than good enough for a postcard sized print of my baby doing stupid things!

Failing that, you can always download photos of other folk's babies doing stupid things. They all look much the same.

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devilman wrote:

Can't fault those episode titles.

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DavPaz wrote:

You're all clearly mental.

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Curiosity wrote:

myp wrote:

No thread split yet? Awful service.

These mods are woeful.

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Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Every day is mother's day. She is so lucky to have had the gift of beautiful children, she should be fulfilled with that sense of wonderment and thankfulness every day.

Well, that's the inside of Maria's card sorted!

:DD

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DavPaz wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I bet he wouldn't even smith his mum a set of Daedric armour.

"Cheers, chuck. Me spaulders are threadbare"

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Mimi wrote:

Every day is mother's day. She is so lucky to have had the gift of beautiful children, she should be fulfilled with that sense of wonderment and thankfulness every day.

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devilman wrote:

"The bloke outside your window"
"Your Mum"
"No-one. You're asleep and this is all a dream"
"Meet me at 8pm and you'll find out"

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DavPaz wrote:

It's the vagina that does it.

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Plissken wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

How do I answer that question to someone who doesn't know me? (other than to ignore it completely, which is what I plan on doing.)

"Rich... no, I'm not Rich. I was wondering though, as I just picked up this phone at the scene of the accident."

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Curiosity wrote:

Nom de plume

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Zardoz wrote:

Your Mum allocates spare resources on demand, but she isn't costly.

DavPaz and devilman had five nomms each*, so they are the least crap. Well done, DP and DM!

"Thanks" to Curio, Myp, Me, Mali, Craster, Throughsilver, Mr Russell, DavPaz, Ian Faries, and Flis. Yes, only ten different people. I think I may have to aggregate this.

Until next week, cunt-sacks!

devilman's came almost exclusively from one person, too...

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

I refuse to read this, its two fucking hours early!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

Blimey. I should have quit mod-hood earlier

In your face, Zardoz!

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:44

What the shit? Colleague and extreme BeEx Lurker Zeppo's first and only thread gets a POTW nomination?

Gah.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:44

Grim... wrote:

devilman's came almost exclusively from one person, too...

I should probably point out that the person wasn't me.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:45

Slightly Green wrote:

I refuse to read this, its two fucking hours early!

I you didn't refuse to read it, you'd see that I mention that, and the reason, in the first line.

If I hadn't already picked next week's Weexer, I'd totally have chosen you.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Grim... wrote:

Slightly Green wrote:

I refuse to read this, its two fucking hours early!

I you didn't refuse to read it, you'd see that I mention that, and the reason, in the first line.

If I hadn't already picked next week's Weexer, I'd totally have chosen you.

fuck

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:54

Three nominations!

It must be the power of my modhood.

I said modhood!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 14:16

The spunky dress link goes to Mimis shit on toast.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 14:38

Don't care.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

I voted for DM. Twice. That's right, I freaking love him. DM for Prez.

When do I get my money, by the way?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I got nominated for one of my weaker posts, I feel.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:49

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I got nominated for one of my weaker posts, I feel.

Twice.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Finally! Recognition!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Grim... wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I got nominated for one of my weaker posts, I feel.

Twice.

Ah, that explains it. It wasn't a POTW nomination, it was Gaywood and Craster bookmarking the cheap meat prices.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Hang on, I must have nommed DM three times. That Walking Dead one rings a bell an' all. Classic Devilman. That crazy guy. It was me, wasn't it?

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 18:55

Nice one Grim...

Btw, sorry everyone ( :belm:

), but how do you:

(a) Nominate someone's post for BeexWeex
(b) Nominate a post for POTW (assuming there is a POTW, and if so, where are they listed please?)

Like I say, apologies for the old belmer that I am, but I'm buggered if I could find this stuff out myself during my 10 second search

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

a and b are pretty much the same thing. Two options - if you're on the mobile skin, hit the thumbs-up button and it'll do it for you. If not, hit the PM button on the post you want to nominate, then when the PM window comes up change the 'To' field to the Beex Weeker group and the subject to POTW and then send it.

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 19:07

Craster wrote:

a and b are pretty much the same thing. Two options - if you're on the mobile skin, hit the thumbs-up button and it'll do it for you. If not, hit the PM button on the post you want to nominate, then when the PM window comes up change the 'To' field to the Beex Weeker group and the subject to POTW and then send it.

Nice one, thanks mate.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Grim... wrote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=646723#p646723

Mr Russell wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

flis wrote:

but fuck it.

I knew I should have gone to Liverpool.

Why didn't you? Too scared to actually meet her?

Who the heck potw'd that?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 22:01

throughsilver wrote:

Grim... wrote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=646723#p646723

Mr Russell wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

flis wrote:

but fuck it.

I knew I should have gone to Liverpool.

Why didn't you? Too scared to actually meet her?

Who the heck potw'd that?

Flis?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I think it was DavPaz.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

It certainly wasn't. I haven't nominated hardly anything since the return of Beex Week.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Wait... Thumbs up button?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Oh, mobile skin.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Well it's not me.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 14:59

It's not me either. Process of elimination then.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

*drums fingers*

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Mimi... Is it you?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Haha, nope!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Checks emails.

Nope it wasn't me either.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

I am sure it was malc's prize in the dead thread?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

The culprit is aware of their transgression. They are expecting to rectify the matter some time this evening.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14517

Craster wrote:

The culprit is aware of their transgression. They are expecting to rectify the matter some time this evening.

With extra swearing ?

(BTW I assume everyone already knows they can check who the BeexWeeker is ?)

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Nope, how do you do that? I want to know who's house to go around to, flaming torch and pick axe in hand

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

(s)

Hands. Stupid uneducable tapatalk app

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Snarfle.

Uneditable.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Not telling.

Suffice to say, Beex Week will coarser and dirtier than most, this week, I would expect.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

it's Flis, right?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 15:43

Mimi wrote:

Nope, how do you do that?

I did it by nominating the next Beex Weeker.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

If you go to Board Index (not using Tapatalk), you can see who the members of each group are eg. BeexWeeker Group.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14517

Mimi wrote:

Nope, how do you do that? I want to know who's house to go around to, flaming torch and pick axe in hand

The way i do it is go to send a message - pick the beexweeker group and then click on it in the 'to' field of the message - it will then tell you who is in there

In the past it was always Davpaz + whoever the nominated person was - now its Craster plus the nominee

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 17:42

WHY IS THIS HERE AND NOT THE NEW ONE?!

WTFF

EVEN I GET IT DONT ON TIME. THE RIGHT TIME TOO.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14517

Zardoz wrote:

WHY IS THIS HERE AND NOT THE NEW ONE?!

WTFF

EVEN I GET IT DONT ON TIME. THE RIGHT TIME TOO.

Nurse , Zardoz needs his medication again

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Flis is rubbish.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Mr Russell wrote:

Flis is rubbish.

It's coming! FFS!!

I'd say it'll be worth the wait, but I got bored after Grim...'s POTW nominations, so it'll be shit.

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