Bits and Bobs 33

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:17

Wullie wrote:

Learn to make your own, tastes much more betterer & you can experiment with different mixes. Otherwise these bags are the fucking business, 20 for £2 or thereabouts though. http://www.equalexchange.co.uk/products ... .asp?id=24

Cheers Wullie.

Bobbyaru: "Warrior of the wasteland, the Lord Humungus, the ayatollah of rock-and-rollah"

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:01

Zardoz wrote:

Bobbyaru: "Warrior of the wasteland, the Lord Humungus, the ayatollah of rock-and-rollah"

That is on ITV1, tonight, 10.35pm.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:07

It'll be interesting comparing Bobbies to the Mel Gibson version.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:20

Just seen an awesome bargain on Hot UK Deals as I'm getting bored of boring English Lady Ass Fudge.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16632

Ha ha. That's just reminded me of the sign in the skatepark cafe for "ASS BISCUITS 50p!"

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:23

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Bobbyaro wrote:

So over the past few weeks, I have had a few texts off an unknown number (Calling me "Rich", so I know they are not for me), so I reply today saying, "I think you have the wrong number." I get the response, "Okay, who is this then?"

How do I answer that question to someone who doesn't know me? (other than to ignore it completely, which is what I plan on doing.)

"Nah, just kidding. This is Rich really. Let's fuck!"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

Grim...'s new desk.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16632

Nah, Grim...'s would be in pieces all over the floor.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 13:06

MaliA wrote:

Tendulkar still hasn't got his 100th international 100. Poor bloke, must be thinking it'll never come.

Glad to see that he finally got there

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 14:32

Tour of abandoned Communist folly in Bulgaria...possibly of interest to fans of Communist Architecture, abandoned buildings and winter sports.

http://humanplanet.com/timothyallen/201 ... -bulgaria/

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 14:36

Cheers Morte, that's amazing.

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 14:55

Here's some more then...

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012 ... le/100264/

I loves a good abandoned building me.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:11

The main auditorium looks like the bottom of the ship in Independence Day.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:16

The phone on my desk at work has it's low power light on. I don't understand as it apepars to be plugged in and works fine.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:21

Morte wrote:

Here's some more then...

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012 ... le/100264/

I loves a good abandoned building me.

Those are excellent. I didn't want that article to end. I posted a link to an article on Detroit's abandoned buildings in the other peoples photos thread. Amazing. Seems like they really need OCP about now.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:23

MaliA wrote:

The phone on my desk at work has it's low power light on. I don't understand as it apepars to be plugged in and works fine.

It works fine? Don't worry about it then.. If it does break, don't worry. Less people to speak to.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:25

MaliA wrote:

The phone on my desk at work has it's low power light on. I don't understand as it apepars to be plugged in and works fine.

Maybe it's more of an indicator of your position within the company?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I just worried that the guy who got his foot trapped in a Nottingham escalator could be Myp. Then I realised that no escalator in the world operates to such tiny dimensions that it could trap one of his feet.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

you spelt penis wrong.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16632

Morte wrote:

Here's some more then...

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012 ... le/100264/

I loves a good abandoned building me.

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012 ... 264/#img18

Fear not then, by next year there will be loads in London to explore.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 15:53

markg wrote:

Fear not then, by next year there will be loads in London to explore.

Get off. I hear the olympic velodrome will be used daily by hordes of pearly kings and queens practising their lambeth walk. I can just see Micky Flanagan doing that puffed up chest dick strut for hours round there.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 16:09

I've started reading Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' onto my Kindle. Why did nobody tell me it was so excellent when I was growing up? It's brilliant - I bet every kid wishes he had Tom's guile and wits.

It's looking stormy again (the house just shook during a loud burst of thunder) - might end up finishing it in one sitting.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 16:36

Dimrill wrote:

markg wrote:

Fear not then, by next year there will be loads in London to explore.

Get off. I hear the olympic velodrome will be used daily by hordes of pearly kings and queens practising their lambeth walk. I can just see Micky Flanagan doing that puffed up chest dick strut for hours round there.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 16:38

Kern wrote:

I've started reading Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' onto my Kindle.

I thought you could just transfer them electronically.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 16:38

Zardoz wrote:

Kern wrote:

I've started reading Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' onto my Kindle.

I thought you could just transfer them electronically.

It helps with the dialects.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 16:46

Kern wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Kern wrote:

I've started reading Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' onto my Kindle.

I thought you could just transfer them electronically.

It helps with the dialects.

I thought you could just hide from them upstairs?

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Curiosity wrote:

Kern wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Kern wrote:

I've started reading Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' onto my Kindle.

I thought you could just transfer them electronically.

It helps with the dialects.

I thought you could just hide from them upstairs?

Only the old ones, the new ones has stanna stairlifts jet packs

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 19:04

It's like looking in a mirror!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 19:29

Dimrill wrote:

It's like looking in a mirror!

I can't even tell which one of them was the winner!

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Morte wrote:

Tour of abandoned Communist folly in Bulgaria...possibly of interest to fans of Communist Architecture, abandoned buildings and winter sports.

http://humanplanet.com/timothyallen/201 ... -bulgaria/

All communism is folly!

But seriously, fantastic discovery. Love the faded grandeur, the dilapidation of aspiration... and how fucked up Bulgaria became after the fall of communism.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

Craster wrote:

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

Jesus man, I've heard of slow cookers, but that's taking the piss a bit.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

What the hell takes that long to prepare?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I can't see him yet. He's communicated with me though.

He was banned from a sub sect of nerds for his filthy moniker.

Ah. Damnit, that means he'll be dinner boasting shortly.

I'm catching up on Beex and I only just saw this. How right you were!

Also: mohh @ Zardoz.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

This post made Danielle eyeroll audibly.

Dry curing something?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

Dry curing it, I think he's breeding it!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Craster wrote:

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

This post made Danielle eyeroll audibly.

Dry curing something?

Audible eyerolls? She needs to go to the doctor, dude.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Craster wrote:

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

This post made Danielle eyeroll audibly.

Do your wife's eyeballs make strange noises every time someone makes an overblown effort in the kitchen and tells people all about it? It must be terrible having to live with what must sound like a constantly playing one man band following you around.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:07

Bobbyaro wrote:

What the hell takes that long to prepare?

There's an Icelandic delicacy where you bury chunks of shark in the ground for 12 months or so, and then hang it in a shed for a while. Might be that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:32

Craster wrote:

In what is quite probably a new record, I've started cooking for BeexBeeTwo.

Oh. My. God.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:14

I hope it’s pork again.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:44

*books ambulance*

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Birthday hugs to Mini Grim... please x

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

kalmar wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

What the hell takes that long to prepare?

There's an Icelandic delicacy where you bury chunks of shark in the ground for 12 months or so, and then hang it in a shed for a while. Might be that.

This is the closest guess so far

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Have you made some sausage rolls and put them in the freezer?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Malabelm wrote:

I hope it’s pork again.

Yeah, the Pork was well nice last time.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Wedding rings paid for and being made.

I'm off to cry into my wallet.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 14:34

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

What the hell takes that long to prepare?

There's an Icelandic delicacy where you bury chunks of shark in the ground for 12 months or so, and then hang it in a shed for a while. Might be that.

This is the closest guess so far

Is it the one they piss on?

Please don't be food you've pissed on.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 14:39

I'm going to guess he's making parma ham.

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