Be Excellent To Each Other

Good Morning.

You join us here at the Houses of Beexliament where the shocking resignation of one of the members of the House of Mods has triggered an election. In an unusual move, the powers that be have thrown open the election to the rank and file. Yes, Mr and Mrs Joe Q Public, YOU COULD BE A MOD!

Nominations are closed! Please vote for the three people you would like to be mod via PM to the Stalwart Counters group. Please put the three names you would like in the subject of your PM to make it easier for the counters. Thanks!

Voting closes 5th March at midday.

Counters
Kovacs
The Vision
Grim...

Candidates
Myp
Curiosity
Craster
Kalmar
Mr Russell ("For Great Justice!")

We will also need 3 vote counters once voting has begun. Volunteers, please!

Put me down as a counter

Make me feel important and put me down as a counter too please.

And by that we mean self-nominations, pedants. In this thread or by PM to the mods, please.

Who is standing down?

Actually, who are the mods?

Kalmar, DavPaz and Craster I think?

That would be one hell of a threesome...

Foursome?

*pats bed*

*winks*

I'm stepping down. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of the mod forum. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Craster's arse. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die resign.

Why so? Dodgy expense dealings? Sex scandal?

I'll count. As always.

I am bound by an injunction to never speak of the incident with the noodle.

It was the biggest noodle I ever saw.

As someone who possesses a head almost the size as that of DavPaz, I will campaign to be his replacement.

Couldn't we just replace Mr Paz with a automated Mod system?

In the interest of getting a reasonable number of candidates involved, I will stand.

In the interests of having a wanker who nobody wants to vote for on the ballot, I'll stand.

Oh wait, just read myp's post, disregard the above.

BeexFeex

If only you knew the countless hours of hard slog that go on behind the scenes of this place just to keep you lot happy.

This place still has mods? How gauche! I'm still on the fence about how many of you I'd like to see set on fire, but I'll vehemently support myp's bid because victory will probably make him miserable. Go myp!

There's no way it could even do that with the ballast you keep in your pockets, so I conclude you do nothing

I can imagine.

We could do with a few more candidates to make it interesting. No leftfield?

Wrong forum.

I'll stand again. Same campaign as last year - "for great justice!"

I would stand, but I don't have the time to commit really. Also I do not want to know how unpopular I am

[vote : KovacsC]

Aaaaaannnnyyyyoooonnnneeeem else?

I demand that Mr Russ be disqualified for being too tall, and Myp for being too small.

I should be mod because I'm juuuust riiiiiight.

Are you taller than Myp?

Standing up or laid down?

Yes.

And I have much bigger feet than him.

I thought you were Andy Bear, not Goldilocks?

I won't be standing for mod again.

What do you mean, 'again'?

He didn't stand last time, either.

A few hours left if you fancy throwing your hat into the ring.

Nominations are closed! Please vote for the three people from the list who you would like to be mod via PM to the Stalwart Counters group. Please put the three names you would like in the subject of your PM to make it easier for the counters. Thanks!

When is this (closing)?

That's not the way to get elected. Read the first post, innit.

I dun reddit to get the list of candidates. I just wanted a 'when is this' joke.

Shame on you.

I got it.

Numbers are low so far. Do vote, folks! You've got until midday Monday to do so.

How do you know? You're a candidate. FIX.