Be Excellent To Each Other

What if you're on the bus returning the arses to their owners?

Then it's your arse on the line. Tell the driver to get his arse into gear!

In curries, I'm an 'anything up to medium' guy, but flavour is much more important than heat, I love a passanda or sag, and they're not hot at all.

POTW. 33.3333 bananas

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy is even worse than Boosh. I didn't think that was possible.

I used to eat hot curry every time, but now I hardly ever do - I've gone right to the other end of the spectrum, for things like butter chicken or tikka masala.
But for lunch, every day, I have muffins with Dairylea and buckets of hot sauce

Hot food dick waving! WHOO! Lookit my spicy dick! *grinds hips* Spiiiiiiiiicey. Hot hot dick. SPICY DICK! Throttle throttle that Rodafowa with my spicey dick hotness.

Aaaaarghh!!!!!!!!! That is all!!

Yup, that's exactly what's going on.

I like Methi and Handi and one beginning with K which I can't remember, my local curry house does them really good, but they are all about flavour, not heat.

I like teletubbies too.

I thought you were a Waybuloo man?

In curry news, I generally go for something either medium (Karahi, Rogan Josh) or mild (Sag), but I do occasionally like something with a bit of kick.

I've been appalled by the TV ads and billboards. I'd never dream of sitting and watching an episode.

I was recently pointed to Simon Amstell ripping Fielding a new one on NMTB over his comedy "style". It is on Youtube (can't get to it here) and is quite, quite awesome.

I'd like to see that.

I must admit, I don't mind Noel Fielding when he's a panelist on other shows.

I liked him as Richmond in I.T. Crowd. I liked him in that much more than you.

Short, but brilliant.

How I read it feex.

I also liked him as the urinating king monkey in Dark Place, of course.

I didn't realise I was in I.T. Crowd.

The most horizontalest shower in the whole world. I suspect you could baste your rare meat in it too.

that's not really a horizontal shower, more of a vertical shower with a horizontal person in it.

Excellent comment on that article



I'm not convinced I'd want to shower lying down. I dunno. I'd like to try it, I think.

I nearly posted that very comment Craster

I don't think I'd like it, although I can see the benefits of a sex shower. No cleanup, dead handy.

Quite honestly I'm haunted of the thought of Craster in an upside down V shape blasting his horrid ginger anus clean in it.

so am I now...

Engineer: Right, I've tried the new device and that doesn't work either, what now?
Me: Do we know if the com port is ok, perhaps we could try it in a different port?
Engineer: The com port works
Me: How do you know this?
Engineer: 'Mode com1' tells me the baud etc
Me: !

Malc

Now think about how he got it so dirty to begin with.

I don't like that horizontal shower. I want water on all of me, not just a handful of areas; you'd have to wiggle more of yourself about under that than you would a normal shower. Though the one hitting her arse looks like it could be fun

*Goes for a cold shower*

Aroused now.

That's not a shower, that's art.

*bastes rare meat*

Get out, sick boy! We don't want your germs 'round here. Especially Craster, silly man's just got out of a cold shower.

Yeah, that's quite odd that. I would've thought he'd have the water as hot as possible to loosen up the matted fur around the aperture.

Maybe he's trying to cool it down to remove it like chewing gum from a rug.

It must be like cacking through a wicker chair. Really Craster, you must take better care of yourself. Maybe a more mediumer curry would help.

I have curry for dinner, it's so hot it burst into flames and now I don't have anything for dinner.

Oh god, that's awful. I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe you can call the curry bereavement line, they've helped me in the past.

Amateur mistake. The key is to use shaved asbestos instead of rice.

I have spicy vegetable enchiladas for tomorrow. It's just mainstream supermarket spicy, mind you. I got some sauce in that's so hot that if I use more than one drop my shit the following morning will China Syndrome straight to the earth's core and the planet itself will detonate.

Weakling. I have a hot sauce so hot and saucy that a single tiny tommy squeaker emitted seconds after ingesting causes the second big bang.

You only like cold food?


Sensible Bloke was the good one of the pair. So if it's just the ugliest pretty boy on TV, it will be worse.


I like to pretend I.T. Crowd never happened.

Speaking of IT departments:

"Can I have Office 2007, rather than 2003, please?"
"Why do you need 2007, specifically, there are limited numbers of licences"
"I need 2007 as Excel 2003 only has 65,000 rows of data, and 2007 has a million"
"Why do you need more than 65,000 rows?"
"I have 150,000 rows that I need to work with, almost on a daily basis"
"We don't have any free licences. Sorry."


Other than that, all is going well. After almost two weeks, I'm now allowed to forecast for new products, and am seemingly trusted enough for them not to check it. Cripes.

I had this today. They looked at me as if I don't own the place when I requested the software that I need to do my fucking job.

The people I work with are all really nice and helpful, still, and always have time for my "How do I do this?" questions. The software is good, up to a point, but whoever designed it did it in such a way as it made sense to them, so often to get to step C, one has to go through A,B,D,E,F,E and B. It looks increasingly likely of a permanent position there, if I'm good enough, which is encouraging, as someone is retiring very soon. After tomorrow, I'm ten weeks away from parity of pay, too.

In other news, there is a manwivvavan coming to take the sofas and mattress down to the new place, and I'm paying him handsomely for it. I took another four boxes over after work, and pretty much half the small stuff is over there now. MrsA's parents are coming to help, insofar as a diabetic pensioner and one with recent heart trouble can, which will be interesting, and totally fuck up my "5pm in the pub" plan on Saturday. They want to come on Friday night, but we're trying to put them off until Saturday otherwise I can't dissassemble the other room until Saturday morning, and I want everything in its component pieces by 9am Saturday. MrsA seems a bit more cheerful nowadays, which is also nice.Whilst I pack stuff up she freelances.

I would be more direct.

"can I have 2k7? "
"no. We have no licenses "

Done.

"Then buy some"

Sorry, not my department.

*closes door*