Be Excellent To Each Other

But I need money.

If you give me:

£2 - You can post something about 'being part of something amazing' on your blog.

£10 - I'll send you a tape of the finished thing.

£100 - I'll send you 5 tapes of the finished thing.

£1000 - I'll let you touch me as I'm making the best thing ever.

£10,000 - I'll touch you as part of the making of the best thing ever. You will become an artifact of awesome.

I'm in! What do I get for £100,000?

Zardoz balls deep...

I'm in for £10. If I can send it via PayPal.

You get all the other benefits and a mouse mat.

I'm pretty certain I can get that for *way* less than 100k.

oh yes you do have a point.

Of course.

What do i get for sellotaping as many pound coins as i can to a bit of card and posting it to you ?

(i'm holding out for at least a wavebird as a bonus extra)

I've got one you can have for £13. I've never used it, ironically.

You'll be invited along to the product photoshoot to be used as the central table in the human nest of tables. The big table is Craster (thanks for your contribution) and the little table is Mr Dave (you've been my inspiration).

When it fails do we get a certificate certifying that the world just wasn't ready, that big business with their focus groups and DRM can't be beaten?

Failure is not my middle name.

ObPennyArcade:

Jag offs? Also, I hate his face.

Cor, I've just smiled at Penny Arcade for the second time ever.

I think that "I will yell your name really loud while I chase a duck" is a great line.

That is the part. That. Made me smi. Le.

*shrug*

I've already been made.

Stupid sexy throughsilver.