Be Excellent To Each Other

Milk and no sugar, thanks, Dimrill.

That's your favourite joke ever, isn't it?

All NSFW:

Talented

WHEN SUDDENLY!

Her off the BT adverts

Oh yeah, that's why he married her

Happy

HOORAY FOR GRADIENTS!

Wow

This is a good spot, let me get out my tackle

Mmmm... num nums

It's in my top three.

All very interesting images Angel. I wonder how you'd phrase the advert for a photoshoot asking for 10-15 women to lie naked in a circle.

Models required, money paid.

The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples

Oh for... Cheggit's gone for good. Bloody heck and flip.

Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would.

Had a French girlfriend once with inverted nipples. When she stayed over, she'd get up before me and make a lovely breakfast.

That is one hell of a euphemism.

Although Empornium has just reopened (under new management and nothing really there yet but it and Puretna closing was what moved me to Cheggit)

Has it? Hmm. I still get the IIS7 logo for them

Oh, they've changed to .me instead of .us. Sounds like someone's just hijacked the name then.

http://www.empornium.info/

And yes its probably someone who stole the name rather than the people who were doing it before but if it gets a lot of the posters / seeders from Cheggit then it could work

There's quite a few. after.cheggit is a new tag there.

This thread has gone right down the tubes.

I want more revelations and opinions about members foibles, preferences, sexual disasters, etc.

It was getting quite interesting for a while, back there.

I once had an ex that wanted to be slapped around during sex. Is that any good to you?

Here, have some porn:

NSFW Linky

What's her address.?

Actually if you're in the Manchester area, probably not far. She lived in Didsbury last time I checked.

This would be the same ex that asked for a threesome*. Yeah, she was weird.


* with another woman, obv.

You lucky bastard.

Beginning to think you're weird, man. Turned down a threesome? Was the other woman minging or something?

She had a 'friend' who was amenable to fucking some random guy she'd never met. From what I came to understand the two of them would occasionally go at it alone when she was single, yet she also utterly refused to consider herself bisexual.

But actually while the concept of a threesome makes for a good porn plot, in the reality of life when you're looking for a meaningful monogamous relationship with someone, the notion of sharing them, or being shared, really doesn't appeal. Actually I found the whole concept pretty horrible.

My eventual conclusion is that the girl was a bit of a fucked up moron, so I happily broke it off.

Curently residing in Chorlton-cum-Hardy but I lived in Didsbury in my formative years.



Did you manage to reattach it?

*snorts drink*

"Awww hon, I know I freaked you out with that whole ménage a trois thing. I'm sorry. Hey, I know, I'll make it up to you. I'll let you do me up the arse!"

She would have as well, the filthy bitch.

You Sir and an unusual soul...

Oh, I dunno about that. It's not that unusual to be seeking someone for a monogamous, long term relationship (a "nice girl" if you will)?

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing *at all* against those who 'swing', have 'open' marriages, enjoy multiple sexual partners incl. at the same or whatever, but equally, I've nothing against those who just want a quiet marriage and a loyal wife either. It just boils down to what you, and your partner(s) want, as I said earlier.

Personally I would never share Mrs C with anyone and she feels the same way, so we're well suited, hence we've been together for 20 years and counting.

(Mind you, having said that, I do like her to put on all my leather biking gear, not to mention PVC and unfeasibly long-heeled, tall boots. In hotels. )

Not that unusual. A surprising number of people get off on a little pain. There are certainly weirder things to come across.

It's true, i've seen the videos.

I can understand that, if you're in a relationship like you describe but it's harmless fun in the right situation. I mean, you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term.

I had sex with a fatty recently (no one on here mind) and it was strangely awesome. Just sayin'.

*applauds*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

...under a mound of tit.

Yeah, me too.



Oh. Never mind.

I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying.


That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again?

*picks a random fatty*

Malabelm.

I think she's calling Ramsea fat.

What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married.



I forget, pick one for me and I'll see if they feel familiar.

Fucker The very thought of me and Flis

Oh.

You really are filthy...Can you do that over my tits while you fuck my arse?

Hang on. Oh, how embarrassing.

There's some kind of logical break there. How can you ever get married if you're never looking for anything serious and long term to start with?

I've fucked around with plenty of people in the short term but only because I thought they had potential beyond a quick fling. The fact it turns out they didn't is just a bit unfortunate

You just see where relationships go.... I guess that is what flis did, and it ended up long term.

It is certainly what happened in my current one, and we have now been together 2 years.

MetalAngel needs to get back in here and post a load of links to get this topic back on track. Tits, man.

That's sometimes the best way....We got on, we started seeing each other, I never set out with a 5 year plan or hoping I'd be with him forever. It just evolved.

hello is this thing on!