Be Excellent To Each Other

Good evening grapple fans!

As you may be aware, this weekend is the Royal Rumble. Would anyone like to be involved in an official, annual, winner takes all, Beex Royal Rumble sweepstake?

I’m looking to sell numbers in the rumble for £2. Each number is drawn at random and given to a Beexer. On the night of the rumble, your number will correspond to the wrestler that has drawn that number for the rumble and obviously, the holder of the winning entrant, takes all.

(I’m doing it based on numbers because they can never guarantee the entrants in the match until the evening.. Everyone who plays is guaranteed an entrant, regardless of injury/surprises etc)

I’d have to take the money via paypal or direct bank transfer I imagine but I’ll be passing it on to the winner after Monday next week. That’s when I’m watching it.

Obviously I’d need 30 people involved which I think we could do.. but we’ll see. Show me your interest below! If there’s enough, then we’re in!

**Edit** The draw has taken place... good luck everyone!

1. Runcle
2. Alberto
3. KovacsC
4. Craster
5. Dimrill
6. Davpaz
7. Devilman
8. Squirt
9. Davpaz
10. Throughsilver
11. Squirt
12. Myp
13. Craster
14. Trooper
15. Plissken
16. Trooper
17. Myp
18. Devilman
19. TheVision
20. Ramsea
21. Throughsilver
22. Grim…
23. Alberto
24. Grim…
25. Dimrill
26. Curiosity
27. Curiosity
28. Ramsea
29. Plissken
30. TheVision
Non entrant = KovacsC
Draw = Runcle

Go on then. I'll have a punt on your silly man-dancing.

I don't have to watch it though, do I?

In.

In. (Although if I win, I'll donate it to the server fund)

In.

In

In. (Although if I win, I'll take the money and spend it on cool stuff)

In. (Although if I win, I'll be spending it on condoms and whores.)

GO FAT MAN IN A LEOTARD! I WANT YOU TO WIN THE FAKE CONTEST OF AGGRESSION!

I hope The Big Boss Man wins.

In, and The Funkasaurus for the win.

Or CM Punk.

Or Random Returning Wrestler.

I want Big Daddy Cool Boss Hero Warrior Man to win.

I hope Lanny Poffo wins.

Obviously Enhanced By Steroids Man is my favourite.

Immensely Popular Heel is awesome too, whereas All American Face is really dull and boring and rubbish.

I hope Gibbon Blizzard wins.

I'd be in for a couple if I don't have to use Paypal.

My favourite tag team is The Vaginal Croutons.

One of the few things I can remember from when I used to watch stuff like the Royal Rumble was the year when the Bushwhackers were in it and lasted about five seconds apiece.




You're getting wrestling confused with George Galloway's Big Brother appearance.

I'm taking that as an "in".

Out. Shake it all about.

Oh go on then. I hope Haku wins. I'll also pay for The 34lb Clit's go as I owe him money for A Thing.

I wouldn't be shocked if one of the following wrestlers won:
Christian
The Rock
Y2J
Randy Orton
Mick Foley

I hope Black Tiger wins.

I make that 11 people so far (presuming that everyone wants one go?)

19 slots left!

Well it won't be The Rock because he's already got a Wrestlemania title match booked. I'd love it to be Foley.

Orton is the only possible winner from that group, IMO. They specifically said he'd not be back for the Rumble, so he might be.

I want someone who has not won before to win. Such as CM Punk, after Johnny screws him out of the title earlier in the night.

I don't dislike Punk, but I think he's getting way to much "good fortune" at the moment, so I hope it's not him.

Y2J winning the RR taking him into a WM showdown with Punk is entirely feasible.

I still think there's nothing better than total wildcards appearing in a Royal Rumble match. The internet has ruined that, rather.

Jericho's been using that Y2J moniker for far too long. Nobody remembers that now, he needs to move with the times. I recommend Open NAT Issues. icho.

I hope the Iron Sheik breaks his back, fucks him in the ass & makes him humble

De-RIS

He's more likely to high five people and then leave.

In. I choose number 29, thx.

Still no ? We're slipping.

In!

I want British Bulldog to be the surprise entrant. No, wait, I mean Test! No, Bam Bam Bigelow! No, wait, Hawk! No, Ravishing Rick Rude! God, he's dead. How about Mr Perfect! I mean Earthquake...

Who's left?

Edited first post to include all those "in"

Nope.. you can trust us to tell you who won. Promise!

I believe you

Anyone else fancy a go?

Is it PPV? I'd like to play, but if I did, I would like to watch it without having to pay the stupid monies for the privilege.

I'll be in!

Given my last few year's luck with Grand National sweepstakes, my wrestler will break a shin bone jumping over the ropes and then have to be shot, right there in the ring, in front of everyone.

Yeah, £15.

It is PPV but never mind, you're in!

Poor Tazz.

Ouch. Is it in HD? Last wrestling ppv event I saw being advertised wasn't. Which actually proper sucks. Anyway, for £2(manx monies) count me in.

I'm probably going to have to close this some time on Saturday so I can do the draw.. Anyone else fancy a go?

I'm not sure what will happen if we don't get 30 people but don't worry.. I'll think of something.

We can buy multiple numbers I assume?

Yep. I did think that as soon as I posted last night but it's up to you lot if you'd like to do that.

If I buy all the numbers, will you do me a discount?

Yes. If you buy and pay for 30, I'll throw in 2 free numbers for next years rumble.

When do you want the monies? Up front, presumably? Or are we on our honour?

I'll send a PM out tonight with my details on it... Both PayPal and bank details and if everyone could send their money across before Sunday evening, that would be great.

Could anyone who wants multiple goes please let me know below?