Bits and Bobs 33

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2012 22:49

devilman wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I cannot see thevision. Although it is busy.

Shout 'Does anyone here have a Windows phone?'. He'll be the one who stands up.

Or 'who's been decked by Steve Corino'?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

He looks like this

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KovacsC · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2012 23:21

Not in my side of the place

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I was at another Jamie Oliver place tonight, Barbecoa in the city. It was profoundly mediocre.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Why are you all so suddenly gay for Jamie Oliver on the same night?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 0:16

It is a cool kid thing

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 0:51

DavPaz wrote:

Happy Gilly Day!

Yay! Happy Gilly day

x

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 0:57

Hope you had a great day Gilly, what did you get?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:40

Okay, I'm grumpy. Why? Because food is no longer interesting. Why? Because due to my impending filling (tooth filling, Zardoz) I'm naturally favouring one side of my mouth when I eat (because the other side fecking hurts). However... for some reason nothing tastes the same. It's weird, and it's not something I ever thought was possible, but food doesn't taste the same when you only chew it on one side of you mouth. Try it for a day. I'm a little bit freaked out, frankly.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:44

I was convinced that Tizer Ice tasted better if you drank it through the side of your mouth. Truth is, every drink tastes better when drank through the side of your mouth. Drink things from the side of your mouth. Your mouth.

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:02

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Hope you had a great day Gilly, what did you get?

Thanks GJ

I got cash monies for snowboarding lessons, call of duty elite sub, some nice jewellery, a bottle of nice vodka and finally a bottle of Hendricks gin from Willow

plus Jen is taking me on a day out in two weeks time but won't tell me where to

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:33

Gilly wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Hope you had a great day Gilly, what did you get?

Thanks GJ

I got cash monies for snowboarding lessons, call of duty elite sub, some nice jewellery, a bottle of nice vodka and finally a bottle of Hendricks gin from Willow

plus Jen is taking me on a day out in two weeks time but won't tell me where to

I hope you have a cucumber!

(for the Hendricks gin, Zardoz)

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:29

Belated happy birthday, Gilly.

Gilly wrote:

plus Jen is taking me on a day out in two weeks time but won't tell me where to

Judging by the way every other fecker is goin there, probably Jamie Olivers Italian place.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Hey Gilly! Hope Gilly day was amazing! Many huggles. xxxxxx

TheVision · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:36

As if I could have had a chance encounter with a Beexer and missed it! Shame that... if I'd have known you were there I would have said hello Kovacs.

The restaurant was alright. I had a burger but it was a bit dry and bloomin expensive. It didn't come with chips either.. oh, and it didn't come on a plate. It came on a bit of wood.

Apart from that (and the pudding not coming in a bowl but on a bit of wood) it was alright.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:51

We were sat in the window.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:57

I had the ox cheak ravioli, with carrots in a bag.

TheVision · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:18

Which window? I was sat facing a window..

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:36

I need to tidy:

devilman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:43

That is tidy,

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:55

TheVision wrote:

Which window? I was sat facing a window..

The side with the kitchen.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

I don't fucking care where you both fucking sat!!!! >:(

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I was sat on a train at the time, for info

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 15:17

Happy Birthday Gilly!

For whenever it was.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 15:18

KovacsC wrote:

We were sat in the window.

Ouch.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

They were fenestrated?

YOG · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 16:14

I thought the common knowledge that different parts of your tongue deal with different flavours was bollocks?

Ed: does anyone know of any good unlimited broadband deals? We're getting rid of the Sky package we've had for a while, and just want something cheapish to replace the internet part of it. We've got a BT landline, and already have a wireless router, if that helps.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

YOG wrote:

I thought the common knowledge that different parts of your tongue deal with different flavours was bollocks?

Nah. Unless you're teabagging, there're no bollocks on any part of your tongue.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Spoilered for massiveness.

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Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 18:30

I can't ski, I can't speak any foreign language and Mrs P hates the cold.

But I have to go watch a downhill race and some ski jumping at least once in my life.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 19:15

Dimrill wrote:

I was convinced that Tizer Ice tasted better if you drank it through the side of your mouth. Truth is, every drink tastes better when drank through the side of your mouth. Drink things from the side of your mouth. Your mouth.

Holy shit!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 19:26

Grim... wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I was convinced that Tizer Ice tasted better if you drank it through the side of your mouth. Truth is, every drink tastes better when drank through the side of your mouth. Drink things from the side of your mouth. Your mouth.

Holy shit!

Also, drink things using a teaspoon. Always tastes amazing. Ditto using a straw with which you capture some drinks with a finger overthr end and then deposit into your mouth. Always tastes better.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 19:29

Grim... wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I was convinced that Tizer Ice tasted better if you drank it through the side of your mouth. Truth is, every drink tastes better when drank through the side of your mouth. Drink things from the side of your mouth. Your mouth.

Holy shit!

Use this power for the benefit of mankind.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

See also; slurping. Folk what know about tea do it & wine cunts too.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

YOG wrote:

Ed: does anyone know of any good unlimited broadband deals? We're getting rid of the Sky package we've had for a while, and just want something cheapish to replace the internet part of it. We've got a BT landline, and already have a wireless router, if that helps.

BE

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

Just get Sky Broadband on its own.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:29

Kung Hei Fat Choy, round-eyes.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

Grim... wrote:

Kung Hei Fat Choy, round-eyes.

And to you, round belly.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:11

MaliA wrote:

So, here's what you missed on MaliA:

Landlord wanted one month's notice for us to move out. I wrote him a letter this week saying "here's one months notice, we owe you £143.75 for a weeks rent, which you'll get on the usual day". MrsA is worried that the Landlord hasn't got the letter and wants to call him, but there's no real need for that. The 'application' for the new place is waiting upon a reference from him that she is also concerned about, but as we're not meth addicts and have always paid the rent on time this is no cause for concern. The final cause for concern for MrsA is that if the Landlord wants the full months rent to take us up to the end of the tenancy (£575, rather than the £143.75 we've offered for the week of that month) then there might be problems. Only there won't be as the roof is still leaking so we'll call that breach of contract and won't give him anything.

All caught up?

He wants to know how I calculated the outstanding amount. I'm half tempted to reply with the word "Maths".

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:37

Cheers, folks! Looking up BE now.

Just returned a too-big coat to its supplier. Cost me £12. They don't refund that bit, obv.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:39

YOG wrote:

Cheers, folks! Looking up BE now.

Just returned a too-big coat to its supplier. Cost me £12. They don't refund that bit, obv.

Distance selling regulations?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MaliA wrote:

Distance selling regulations?

Retailers can still charge return postage.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 13:07

Yeah, if it's faulty that's one thing (or they sent you the wrong size), but if you bought the wrong item, they don't have to cover it.

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 13:13

Every day is a school day

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 13:33

Every day is like Sunday.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Every day i'm shufflin'

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 13:55

Every day hurts a little more

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Every day is a winding road.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Stolen from @glinner on twitter

How can you turn down a promise like that!

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 14:12

I thought that was going to be Doc Gaywood's restaurant for a minute.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 14:14

kalmar wrote:

I thought that was going to be Doc Gaywood's restaurant for a minute.

Not enough apples on the menu.

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