Bits and Bobs 33

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Or so I hear. Secrets of the world! Look. I nearly went for 33 and a third, you know, because I listen to records.

Is it possible to 'bleed out' through your little finger?

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Second!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:25

throughsilver wrote:

Is it possible to 'bleed out' through your little finger?

Yes. What you need to do is concentrate on keeping the blood inside your body.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:04

New boat to save failing economy and cheer everyone up a little bit says Gove. Clearly in touch with reality. Oh, yeah, £60 million. Meanwhile, hyper dynamicist Nick Clegg wants business to be owned by their employees as John Lewis does OK, and fucknutwanker is going to look at how to make this happen.Actually, this story is a sad reminder that Vince cable is still employed.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:56

Just look at him.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:57

MaliA wrote:

New boat to save failing economy and cheer everyone up a little bit says Gove. Clearly in touch with reality. Oh, yeah, £60 million.

Jesus.

How much is the Olympics costing us?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:21

Zardoz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

New boat to save failing economy and cheer everyone up a little bit says Gove. Clearly in touch with reality. Oh, yeah, £60 million.

Jesus.

How much is the Olympics costing us?

Far too much. I'll also be really annoyed if I see so much as one empty seat there.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:36

I need to read the story that this illustration featured in.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:38

You need to write the story!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:44

True.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:51

MaliA wrote:

You need to write the story!

By the look of it, he is in the story.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

kalmar wrote:

Just look at him.

That picture brings back a lot of memories.... I haven't seen Pob in years.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Gove is a terrifying idiot. I can't remember anything he's said making even a little bit of sense.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

Gove is a terrifying idiot. I can't remember anything he's said making even a little bit of sense.

It's worth keeping Gove in power just to keep the Hugh Dennis impression going on the now show.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 15:48

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

Gove is a terrifying idiot. I can't remember anything he's said making even a little bit of sense.

So much

Cavey · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 16:03

... Even I think Gove is a gaffe-prone liability. Never ceases to amaze me how these people manage to get so far in politics; the sheer lack of quality on both front benches, the European Parliament and beyond. Our political system must surely be broken.

If we, the electorate, truly deserve the politics/politicians we've got/had for the last 20 years, well, we must be very, very bad.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Captain Caveman wrote:

If we, the electorate, truly deserve the politics/politicians we've got/had for the last 20 years, well, we must be very, very bad.

I'm positively wicked. <winks and flicks hair>

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 16:35

Whilst we're on the subject..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/1 ... ris-resign

I believe that qualifies as a :facepalm:

Cavey · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 16:47

Trooper wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:

If we, the electorate, truly deserve the politics/politicians we've got/had for the last 20 years, well, we must be very, very bad.

I'm positively wicked. <winks and flicks hair>

Yeah, me too mate! <winks and..... [slap!] oh fook.>

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

kalmar wrote:

Whilst we're on the subject..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/1 ... ris-resign

I believe that qualifies as a :facepalm:

He should have just used keyboard cat instead

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

kalmar wrote:

Whilst we're on the subject..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/1 ... ris-resign

I believe that qualifies as a :facepalm:

for him doing it in the first place
:facepalm:

for it being deemed important enough to be news
:facepalm:

for it being deemed important enough to resign over it.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I'm glad I'm not Scottish but will have the opportunity to weigh in on Scottish independence. I feel this will really piss off the SNP tosser(s) that proclaim not being in favour of independence is anti-Scottish. Har.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 17:34

Taken from the footbridge opposite Spar. If you keep walking along the canal, in 112 miles time, you'll get to Liverpool.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 17:36

That's one big chess piece.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Zardoz wrote:

I need to read the story that this illustration featured in.

This whole thing is a mine of temptation.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Pundabaya wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Just look at him.

That picture brings back a lot of memories.... I haven't seen Pob in years.

What I want to know is how Danny Alexander manages to work with Queens of the Stone Age and fulfil his ministerial responsibilities.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

Half four? What the hell?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:33

Hello... I was in the shower then! Not your shower..

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I can't believe I set my alarm for 5:30 to watch that

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:58

Watch what?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:59

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I can't believe I set my alarm for 5:30 to watch that

I woke up and looked at the score, groaned and went back to sleep.

Malc · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:59

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I can't believe I set my alarm for 5:30 to watch that

Malc

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Can I get mafia scum dead thread access please

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:33

throughsilver wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I need to read the story that this illustration featured in.

This whole thing is a mine of temptation.

Brilliant site that I visit nearly every day, have you looked through all the archives?

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:35

KovacsC wrote:

Hello... I was in the shower then! Not your shower..

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I can't believe I set my alarm for 5:30 to watch that

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:37

That is what I was thinking..

*checks for cams*

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:58

Oh, my. 95-7.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:05

So, it looks like we're moving. 6 months agreed and so on and so forth. This should be a giggle.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

I hope you have been practicing your yoga for when you need the loo...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26098

Are you moving to the toilet place?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:31

Yes, the toilet place. The rest is OK, though. I'm jsut tired of looking around and stuff. I'll blame MrsA when it turns out to be terrible. However, with three bedrooms and an attic which is boarded I'm thinking temporary gaming room.

Saw a really good job this morning and applied for it, and the temp agency called me about another position, so that's pretty awesome. And it isn't even lunchtime. I think I'll have a pint this afternoon and a rread of Sherlock Holmes. i've not started that book you recommended yet, mimi, but will do in 2 books time. I promise.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26098

Well, that's all good! And the rest is awesome? Maybe, but the toilet is the MOST awesome!

Fingers crossed on the job front and enjoy your book

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:55

I am half way through the Hound of the Baskervilles. I should get a Kindle really.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 13:01

KovacsC wrote:

I am half way through the Hound of the Baskervilles. I should get a Kindle really.

You should eat normal meat like the rest of us.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 13:02

Where is the fun in that..

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 13:04

Zardoz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I am half way through the Hound of the Baskervilles. I should get a Kindle really.

You should eat normal meat like the rest of us.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 13:21

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

2.25 X10^32J is the amount of energy the Death Star would require to Destroy Earth.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Just WOW!
http://www.zapiks.fr/biggest-teahupoo-ever-shot-o.html

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