Be Excellent To Each Other

Fact: Airsoft makes for a tremendous date experience, especially if it's urban airsoft so she doesn't have to wear camo gear. You know what you have to do.

You just need to make sure you at least let her shoot you once more than you shoot her throughout the day.

I read about it once, so it must happen.

Not a real thing in my experience.

"Fuck off, I haven't even brushed my teeth yet. And neither have you."

Happy Birthday K!

I've investigated a different route which for me is actually quicker having used it twice in the last fortnight. I'm not sure what junction number it is, but it's pretty much alongside Heathrow and I take the exit for the A312 to Harrow and Southall I think it's called, but it's definitely the A312. You follow this for about 2-3 miles crossing several roundabouts until you see signs for the A40, which you then turn off to join, heading East. The A40 is the road that eventually turns into the Westway/Marylebone/Euston Rd coming into London. So if you're coming into central London it actually feels faster than the M4>A4 into Hammersmith. Problem solved.

Isn't the A312 being ripped up for the high speed train line?

Is this true or are you just playing up to gender stereotypes?

Some women aren't like you, Flis

Ah. Apparently the Hammersmith Flyover is reopen with one lane in either direction and no coaches or HGVs allowed. I'd still avoid it like the plague though due to the volume of traffic.

TfL reckon they can get it fixed in four months. I'm stroking my chin right now...

It's all to do with meeting the Great Deadline for everything that has happened in London for the past 7 years, the Olympics.

I wonder if we'll have such a thing as project deadlines after the Paralympics finish?

Yeah, I bet you don't ride side saddle either.

Shut up. I'm not like anything...

Why do married women stop having sex, then? Because according to my friends (none of them married) they like it and according to the unmarried men up here, all the women they have sex with, are filth (yeah, I know, pinch of salt) yet the way the married men go on, you'd think the only time their wives put out, was for procreation.

So I'm always sceptical of these things.

Maybe they just stop having it with their husbands.

Meh. That's part of the fun. Fuck having to make yourself perfect just to nail eachother.

Way to break it to them gently, man

That is fucking sick. You're 12, you shouldn't be 'nailing' anyone. Where's the number for social services? Does your mother know about this?

No, but yours does.

I've had sex several times since we've been married and only two of those times were for babies.

Meh, you haven't smelled me in the morning.

MrsP and I have *never* had sex in the morning. She is really not a morning person and if I'm up early (f'nar) there'd better be a damn good reason.

I prefer afternoon sex anyway.

Great. Now I have a mental image of DavPaz in bed with Malabelm...Wait, where the fuck did Zardoz come from!? Mind bleach, quickly!!

True, I guess. You're bad enough when you've supposedly washed

I came from the sky like a 747,
I'm the bad boy baby I fell out of heaven.

It pleases me that she was fine until Zardoz arrived.

On a topic totally unrelated to sex, I just discovered an invoice for something called a SupaMaxi Flange Adaptor....

In my head, you were quite pleased until he arrived too.

It is Friday or something?

He's a very pretty boy.

I miss Grim...'s Sims updates.

*Mutters something about loving head*

I have on more than one occasion had to use 'Muff Coupling Grease'.

DavPaz has got a massive head, you're in luck!

Wait....That's not what you meant, is it?

All the muffs I've seen are self-greasing.

Me. Massive. Head.

I like where this is going.

And, yes, it is Friday

What does this smiley actually mean? I've tried to work it out from context but it seems to get deployed at random times. Someone help a poor n00b out.

It's an old in joke where someone spoils a joke by pointing out the obvious. It used to be BIG STAMPY BOOTS, but we got a dimlie to do it instead.

edit: Origin?

Then rejoice, for I plan to do more this weekend.

I think we have a new entry in my list of things that I'm really grateful for.

Yeah, it means someone's wandered in and trampled all over a joke with their big stompy boots.

Commencing rejoicement immediately!

Cheers for the clarification gents. For some reason I'd got it in my head that it might be used when someone was attempting to drag a thread back on topic during an extended derail. Fuck knows where I got that idea from.

I've never understood it, until now. Stupid cliques.

Still no news on potential new place, nor employment.

It means you need to sing the post out loud in an early Elton John style.

It's a carry-over in-joke from alt.digitiser, which I reintroduced here because I really like it.

Placeholder?! I WANT BEEX WEEX!

it is impossible to derail bits and boobs.

I think Boobs often help to derail things (just ask your or Flis's windowcleaner)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-eng ... e-16544335

Man faces deportation and five years in the slammer for setting up a website.

Bloody hell.