Bits and Bobs 32

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:31

Captain Caveman wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

The butterscotch went quickly and I missed it.. Hazel nut and Current and Dark 85%... yumity yum..

Yeah, I love dark choc too (Mrs Caveman hates it, so happy days!) - the juicy cherry and dark choc G&B is utterly superb with a nice espresso. Truly, is there a better way to spend £2?

You missed out on the butterscotch though - do yourself a favour a grab a bar, you won't be disappointed!

I might try it...

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:35

Captain Caveman wrote:

Truly, is there a better way to spend £2?

GTFF

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:38

...LOL!

I suppose I asked for that one.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:39

Nice stuff though, I like the one that's dark choc with bits of cherries in it 'n all..

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:41

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:42

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

Nothing happens when I press space.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

GazChap wrote:

Why haven't Apple started putting QR codes behind the scratch panels on their iTunes gift cards, and changed the Redeem function within the App Store app to allow the scanning of said QR code?

It would make redeeming gift cards so much bloody easier.

Scratch panels often lead to the detail below being scratched too though, and I would guess that the QR readers are relatively sensitive to such damage. Nice idea that could probably be worked another way though.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 15:56

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

Nothing happens when I press space.

Than you clearly aren't better.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38659

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

POTW!

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:03

Neat. In IE I get 3.86cps = "YEAH". If you make a single mistake it's game over though.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

Nothing happens when I press space.

Than you clearly aren't better.

Or are using Firefox (doesnt work for me in FF , works in Chrome)

BTW you know theres another spelling mistake in the counting one (not a delibertate one?)

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:25

One day everyone will have Chrome and the world will be a little happier.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Also your anti Haxxor script is a little flakey i can copy n paste most things before it catches me

Actually - i can do it all - so i get

Quote:

That's the end! Good work.

Here are your results:
Your final score is NaN characters per second!

Now take your score and post it on the forum for EVERLASTING SHAME / HONOUR (delete as applicable).

And a legitimate one (with the spelling mistake still in place)

Quote:

That's the end! Good work.

Here are your results:
Round 1: 5 cps
Round 1: 2.057142857142857 cps
Round 1: 2.7111111111111112 cps
Round 1: 0.4 cps
Round 1: 1.0461538461538462 cps
Round 1: 2.44 cps
Round 1: 0.3826086956521739 cps
Round 1: 0.9379310344827586 cps
Round 1: 0.7304347826086957 cps
Round 1: 0.7012345679012346 cps
Round 1: 0.5739130434782609 cps
Round 1: 0.7357142857142858 cps
Your final score is 1.4763536853537687 characters per second!

Now take your score and post it on the forum for EVERLASTING SHAME / HONOUR (delete as applicable).

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:43

That's wonderful, well done!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:47

zaphod79 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

She was impressed with under two keystrokes per second?

[edit]Now I want to find an online one so we can all have a go.

Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party now, but get ready for bugs a-plenty as you try the hardly-tested ARE YOU FASTER THAN MALIA?

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/mali.php

Nothing happens when I press space.

Than you clearly aren't better.

Or are using Firefox (doesnt work for me in FF , works in Chrome)

BTW you know theres another spelling mistake in the counting one (not a delibertate one?)

Oh yeah, I did know that, and I thought "best change that". Then I didn't. But now I have!

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:49

... In other news, I'm working at home today, at the kitchen table, drawings etc. strewn all over the shop and driving Mrs Caveman mad, getting under her feet.

Teen Angel #2 is busy baking a choc fudge cake from scratch, for her hubby's 30th birthday; it's a very pleasant domestic scene and a whole world away from the usual working environment/backdrop lol.

Bless her little cotton socks. :luv:

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:49

Do you know, I've only just worked out why you call them Teen Angels.

:facepalm:

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:50

Grim... wrote:

Do you know, I've only just worked out why you call them Teen Angels.

:facepalm:

IDGI

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:51

Captain Caveman, innit?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

KovacsC wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Do you know, I've only just worked out why you call them Teen Angels.

:facepalm:

IDGI

You've never seen Captain Caveman ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Caveman

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:52

KovacsC wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Do you know, I've only just worked out why you call them Teen Angels.

:facepalm:

IDGI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Ca ... een_Angels

EDIT-

Quote:

Captain Caveman (voiced by Mel Blanc) is the main character, a caveman who is thousands of years old (his exact age is never disclosed). He can pull various objects from his body hair. He can also fly, but his flying power always seems to fail him at the worst possible moment. Sometimes he would attribute this mishap to an energy shortage ("Uh oh! Bad time for energy crisis." CRASH!), which was a pun on the gasoline rationing shortages of the late 1970s. He speaks in stereotypical "caveman-talk", replacing subjective pronouns with their objective equivalents and dropping articles such as "the" (for example, "Me know where bad guys are hiding."), and often mumbles the nonsense phrase "unga bunga". He also has a bad habit of occasionally eating large non-food objects in one gulp (i.e. bicycles, TV sets, safes, table lamps), and the Teen Angels occasionally have to stop him from eating potential clues that will help them to solve the mystery.

Man, that's so true, on so many levels. Especially the bit about my age and pulling various objects from my chestwig.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 16:53

ah..... GI now!

I have but it was years and years ago. Or in Wacky Races

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

We've had an esteemed visitor today in the form of Prime Minister Cameron. I stayed out of the way because I have heard that he carries with him an aura such that even a sideways glance at his pudgy little face can turn you Tory. He had a nice Jag, though and lots of heavies in blacked out Range Rovers.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I had the dubious pleasure of helping arrange a visit for Mr Broon (when he was still PM) and Lord Adonis to a secure location in Manchester to meet 100 chief execs of medium to large companies based in the North West.

It was a pain in the arse.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

Lord Adonis has the best real name of anyone.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:26

"Lord" is certainly a cool name.

"Andrew", less so.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:26

markg wrote:

Lord Adonis has the best real name of anyone.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster disagrees.

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:27

... One shudders to think what a glance from Brown would do.
I reckon your meeting must've been akin to when Perseus had to do the dirty on Medusa, Warhead - one direct, unshielded glance from that solitary functioning eye and you would surely be transformed not into stone, but a great steaming pile of bullshit!

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

markg wrote:

Lord Adonis has the best real name of anyone.

Perhaps, but he was no oil painting.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Captain Caveman wrote:

... One shudders to think what a glance from Brown would do.
I reckon your meeting must've been akin to when Perseus had to do the dirty on Medusa, Warhead - one direct, unshielded glance from that solitary functioning eye and you would surely be transformed not into stone, but a great steaming pile of bullshit!

I did have a panicky moment when the regional head of business link couldn't be found to give him a verbal briefing on the pre-meeting discussions with the government office regional director and Broon's secretary asked me to brief him. I was about to be dragged into his presence to tell him that the regional chiefs execs of Ford, Fujitsu, etc. had all been complaining that they couldn't get bank loans for guaranteed multi-million pound contracts, when the BL guy turned up, so I was spared to live another day.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:38

Oh great... Cavey is back and MarkG mentions Tories :facepalm:

Here we fucking go.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:40

Grim... wrote:

markg wrote:

Lord Adonis has the best real name of anyone.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster disagrees.

Donald Trump is the best name.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

There is a gentleman who works here with the surname Poo-Alarm.

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:44

Zardoz wrote:

Oh great... Cavey is back and MarkG mentions Tories :facepalm:

Here we fucking go.

Nah, I'm only joshing here mate.

(Personally I thought I was a witty bastard there, but one should avoid laughing at one's own jokes.

)

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 17:49

Captain Caveman wrote:

but one should avoid laughing at one's own jokes.

)

Not at all. I laugh at all my jokes. In fact sometimes I'm the only one, but it never stops me.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Craster wrote:

There is a gentleman who works here with the surname Poo-Alarm.

You're shitting us, right?

_{Did you see what I did there?}

Personally, think that John Coolbear is rather good.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 18:57

I once saw Princess Chumber on a school register. Made my day, that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 19:40

I know an Albert Square. When I worked tills at Tesco, a chap's credit card read "Artistic Xendall".

Is it one of you lot or one of my RL mates who works in a hospital and knows a Doctor Funk and a Sister Pfista?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

Yeah that's me. Dr Funk is gone but Sister Pfister is still there.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

I'm sure I have mentioned it, but I used to work with Ronald McDonald and Colum Devine

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 20:18

One of our clients is an Aston Martin.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 20:21

markg wrote:

Yeah that's me. Dr Funk is gone but Sister Pfister is still there.

Epic. What sort of Doctor was Doctor Funk?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

I dunno man, he was just a name on the job log.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I once knew an Emma royds.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 20:49

My cousin's called Geoff Stupidnotatallmadeupname.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 20:51

Grim... wrote:

markg wrote:

Yeah that's me. Dr Funk is gone but Sister Pfister is still there.

Epic. What sort of Doctor was Doctor Funk?

He's the hip replacement guy!

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 21:07

Grim... wrote:

One day everyone will have Chrome and the world will be a little happier.

And no one will be able to use Silverlight because it crashes every time my Chrome tries to use it. >:|

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

I went on a date tonight with a stranger from teh internetz.

That's the first date I've ever been on. Ever. Yay me! Went alright an' all.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ian Fairies wrote:

I went on a date tonight with a stranger from teh internetz.

That's the first date I've ever been on. Ever. Yay me! Went alright an' all.

Did you blow your nose?

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Ian Fairies wrote:

I went on a date tonight with a stranger from teh internetz.

That's the first date I've ever been on. Ever. Yay me! Went alright an' all.

Did you blow your nose?

No, just his chances!

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