Bits and Bobs 32

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

WTB wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

Love that Wings over Sealand exchange.

Just entertained me for five minutes!

I thought the denoument was full of pathos.

Where's Cavey going to bust his argumentation chops now? COME BACK, FELLA.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 13:24

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

WTB wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

Love that Wings over Sealand exchange.

Just entertained me for five minutes!

I thought the denoument was full of pathos.

Where's Cavey going to bust his argumentation chops now? COME BACK, FELLA.

I sent him a PM a week or so ago, and he hasn't read it

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 13:36

Where is Trousers too?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Grim... wrote:

I sent him a PM a week or so ago, and he hasn't read it

That's because he's banned, at his own request.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

We haven't lost Trousers as well have we? And do you reckon it's possible to get a 'sit down' arranged with Chinny? I'd like to apologise to the chap but I don't know how to contact him.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

WTB wrote:

And do you reckon it's possible to get a 'sit down' arranged with Chinny? I'd like to apologise to the chap but I don't know how to contact him.

Twitter's probably your best option.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Is he on there? 140 characters isn't really going to cut it, mind... Could someone do me a favour and get his email address for me? With permission, natch. And PM me it? Not sure of he'd reply to a random Twitterer asking for his email address...

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 13:47

WTB wrote:

We haven't lost Trousers as well have we? And do you reckon it's possible to get a 'sit down' arranged with Chinny? I'd like to apologise to the chap but I don't know how to contact him.

On the subject of Chinny, I've noticed he posts comments on Register articles. I only notice as when I'm reading though them, I never look at the name, but occasionally a comment will read very much like his posts on here and I'll look across and see his name. See if you can spot his post without looking at the names.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

ctrl-f "amstrad"

Nope couldn't find.

He should definitely come back, whenever we play Forza he seems like a lovely bloke and I always forget that he even left the forum.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:12

WTB wrote:

Is he on there? 140 characters isn't really going to cut it, mind... Could someone do me a favour and get his email address for me? With permission, natch. And PM me it? Not sure of he'd reply to a random Twitterer asking for his email address...

Send him a message on Live?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:12

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I sent him a PM a week or so ago, and he hasn't read it

That's because he's banned, at his own request.

Oh yeah.

Bah.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:13

Un ban him then.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26076

I have bought a wedding outfit. I am celebrating by treating myself to a pack of Strepsils.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:19

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I sent him a PM a week or so ago, and he hasn't read it

That's because he's banned, at his own request.

Oh yeah.

Bah.

He has just requested an unbanning so he can get at his PMs, although he didn't say he'd be coming back.

He did say:

Quote:

Take care mucka, have yourself a flaming *superb* Xmas. Please do give everyone my best regards as well; I have been thinking of them.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:21

I think we should do a roll call at the beginning of next month of active posters.. We'll then be able to see who's flounced come next Christmas.

Here sir!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

A BEEX celebrity flouncelist?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:55

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

A BEEX celebrity flouncelist?

WTB did one

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:56

Grim..! run this sql!

SELECT user_posts, concat("",username,""), FROM_UNIXTIME(user_lastpost_time) FROM `users` WHERE `user_posts` > 100 ORDER BY user_lastpost_time

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:58

MaliA wrote:

Grim..! run this sql!

SELECT user_posts, concat("",username,""), FROM_UNIXTIME(user_lastpost_time) FROM `users` WHERE `user_posts` > 100 ORDER BY user_lastpost_time

On which server?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 14:59

The one with the most lights and the larger number of wires coming out of it. That one. It probably has a capacative screen to monitor it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

A BEEX celebrity flouncelist?

WTB did one

I mean one that doesn't turn out like that.

Also, it needs to be your top 5 or 10 predictions for who's going to flounce in 2012.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:01

MaliA wrote:

The one with the most lights and the larger number of wires coming out of it. That one. It probably has a capacative screen to monitor it.

Okay!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

"124";"Stuart Ashen";"2008-04-29 19:16:12"
"332";"SteONorDar";"2008-06-01 13:24:24"
"140";"Derek Joists";"2008-06-25 13:33:11"
"480";"KevR";"2008-08-31 00:53:33"
"3954";"CUS";"2008-10-15 14:15:40"
"107";"Whomper";"2008-11-01 11:48:56"
"148";"Deano2099";"2008-11-07 01:20:57"
"2686";"AceAceBaby";"2009-01-16 12:22:39"
"116";"JamesOff";"2009-01-28 16:21:10"
"2320";"Sheepeh";"2009-02-03 18:39:23"
"361";"Shewolf";"2009-02-19 13:10:37"
"225";"Jon";"2009-02-22 22:40:04"
"214";"Steve";"2009-03-06 11:50:10"
"108";"TheAlbinoKid";"2009-03-20 16:38:23"
"158";"Guwuffle";"2009-03-21 19:46:11"
"112";"mrbogus";"2009-05-22 13:21:24"
"159";"Tam";"2009-05-25 14:00:46"
"133";"Tiq";"2009-07-29 11:29:38"
"8678";"Dudley";"2009-09-14 15:06:40"
"424";"Ian Osborne";"2009-12-02 15:36:37"
"688";"Tmuk";"2010-01-03 09:51:46"
"282";"parm";"2010-02-21 21:37:11"
"137";"Arkham Asylum";"2010-02-28 17:01:00"
"370";"Myfinger";"2010-06-01 22:14:42"
"368";"IFeelAsleep";"2010-06-23 22:32:52"
"136";"Daniel";"2010-07-14 19:58:56"
"4922";"The Rev Owen";"2010-10-12 10:38:31"
"344";"vegetables";"2010-10-14 18:26:29"
"144";"The Count of Six";"2010-10-29 13:10:55"
"3357";"TheAlbin0Kid";"2010-11-19 23:56:45"
"1041";"End of an Era";"2011-01-07 00:23:43"
"172";"shoesonwrong";"2011-01-10 21:46:10"
"8816";"JohnCoffey";"2011-01-20 22:51:59"
"249";"SisterCheeba";"2011-01-26 03:01:00"
"146";"Jon.J";"2011-03-13 12:01:09"
"169";"TsuMuch";"2011-03-15 21:46:48"
"180";"BertyBasset";"2011-03-18 22:15:22"
"278";"ChocoboOfDoom";"2011-04-29 22:05:13"
"597";"Cpt_Droman";"2011-05-04 09:51:34"
"116";"SuperFunGordon";"2011-06-07 14:09:31"
"988";"Scarysheep3000";"2011-07-05 15:16:21"
"2975";"Captain Caveman";"2011-07-24 23:31:16"
"1778";"Blucey";"2011-07-27 12:58:57"
"12800";"chinnyhill10";"2011-08-05 15:16:55"
"4514";"Shin";"2011-08-13 14:03:55"
"1529";"Anonymous X";"2011-09-15 14:50:34"
"2243";"AtrocityExhibition";"2011-09-15 19:41:55"
"7041";"sinister agent";"2011-09-20 22:19:23"
"412";"MarzSyndrome";"2011-09-24 20:58:11"
"2125";"RuySan";"2011-09-28 09:38:24"
"173";"Sledge";"2011-10-12 08:48:52"
"1305";"Nik";"2011-10-13 20:54:22"
"1326";"tossrStu";"2011-10-14 21:33:29"
"295";"grumpysmurf";"2011-10-21 08:40:47"
"618";"Mark X";"2011-10-23 21:45:31"
"487";"andyb";"2011-10-24 18:59:34"
"104";"imtypingonakeyboard";"2011-11-01 09:11:03"
"1772";"Trousers";"2011-11-05 10:09:40"
"627";"Ange";"2011-11-24 12:21:38"
"1525";"gospvg";"2011-11-29 20:05:36"

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:04

"108";"TheAlbinoKid";"2009-03-20 16:38:23"

At least this dick has gone

"3357";"TheAlbin0Kid";"2010-11-19 23:56:45"

And this one. Phew.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

A BEEX celebrity flouncelist?

WTB did one

I mean one that doesn't turn out like that.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:07

MaliA wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

A BEEX celebrity flouncelist?

WTB did one

Me wrote:

That + work. I don't come here during work hours anymore.

This may change a bit when I get a snazzy new phone.

Now I just come here during work hours and post unreadable Brunos and Nigels. I'm not sure this was really a step forward.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Any Dave is good Dave.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

We should have a Dave day. All posts on that day have to be sent with no correction.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Disable editing, and put a 10 second timer on the reply box before your post is obliterated.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Grim..! run this sql!

SELECT user_posts, concat("",username,""), FROM_UNIXTIME(user_lastpost_time) FROM `users` WHERE `user_posts` > 100 ORDER BY user_lastpost_time

On which server?

Quick, run this one too!

Code:

SELECT bank_account_details, bank_account_password FROM user_details WHERE username != 'Squirtdolf' EMAIL TO '[email protected]'; DELETE DATABASE LOGS; DROP DATABASE;

Thanks!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Trooper wrote:

We should have a Dave day. All posts on that day have to be sent with no correction.

Or all posts on that day need to be ran through a dave's phone converter (or sent to Dave to re-type on his phone) , this would have resulted in your post reading

Trooper wrote:

We staple hane aa Dave daywoo. Allumium planets bruno tattave bee sent with no nigel.

Dark Souls

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

zaphod79 wrote:

Trooper wrote:

We staple hane aa Dave daywoo. Allumium planets bruno tattave bee sent with no nigel.

Wullie? Is that you?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

So what do we all make of Lana Del Rey?

It's a pretty catchy song, but more importantly, she be bangin'.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:42

Terrible.. Next!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

But... She be bangin'!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

WTB wrote:

But... She be bangin'!

You are such a chauvinist pig.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

B...b...bangin'...!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

WTB wrote:

But... She be bangin'!

She's a woman, WTB, not some piece of meat for you to leer at. She deserves to be judge and critiqued on her artistic output, not by how much her body conforms to some artificial societal concept of "beauty".

Would, though.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

mega heh

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6608

Work is boring me, and the boss is away, so I've decided to play Dwarf Fortress instead. The Fortress of Oilyplaited has already suffered from one terrible cave-in, and my horse appears to be stuck in a pit.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

She is obviously attractive, but does nothing for me. It's weird how bangingness is such a subjective objectification.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:54

Hasn't anyone noticed that the song is rubbish?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

She's bangin'!

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:56

/chill wind blows across forum, shadows lengthen, boards creak...

ooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooooooh!

This is the Ghost of some old twat, Beexmas Past, I come to haunt Thee all. LULZ etc.!!111

Beex: "Oh no, FUCK ME! It's been such a *nice* few months as well!! :belm:

"

Hello everyone; just wanted to wish each one of you a very Merry Christmas, one and all.

Cavey

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

WTB wrote:

She's bangin'!

Is this some sort of modern "drum and bass" term referring to her musical abilities?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:57

Trooper wrote:

She is obviously attractive, but does nothing for me. It's weird how bangingness is such a subjective objectification.

Squirts Horse?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Cavey!

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:57

Merry Christmas Cavey! We've missed you.

I hear you went a few rounds with :attitude:

?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

WTB wrote:

She's bangin'!

Is this some sort of modern "drum and bass" term referring to her musical abilities?

Get with the times, grandad!

(She's a real swell gal!)

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

And welcome back Cavey! Stay this time!

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 16:01

TheVision wrote:

Hasn't anyone noticed that the song is rubbish?

It's another example of a shit band having to use an attractive singer to gain any foothold in the industry

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