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romanista
 Post subject: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 16:57 
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 17:11 
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Excellent. I think this is my favorite:

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"looking at dmitry medvedev"



Also.. "I didn't even know he was Il!"
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Doctor Glyndwr
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 17:21 
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Recommended reading: "Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea" from The Onion.

I liked this bit:
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"At this point, I'm not sure what's left for me to do, really," he said. "I mean, according to the Ministry of Information, Dad hit 11 holes-in-one the first time he ever played golf. I'm dead serious. Dad had never even picked up a golf club before, and he hit 38 under par. Where am I supposed to go from there? I guess I can say I ran a marathon in 20 minutes, but isn't that pretty much the same thing?"


Astonishingly, this is real. The Ministry for Information really did say that.
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metalangel
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 18:47 
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He needs to use his nuclear program to build him a MIRV golf ball that at the height of the drive splits into eighteen smaller balls which are then satellite guided directly into each hole.
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krazywookie
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 23:32 
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romanista wrote:
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

I like the way he looks at things.

also why is the only things he smiles about a big engine and a load of sausages?
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Goddess Jasmine
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 0:57 
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ThreeWiseWookies wrote:
romanista wrote:
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

I like the way he looks at things.

also why is the only things he smiles about a big engine and a load of sausages?

Maybe he's secretly one of our members.
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metalangel
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:22 
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romanista
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:00 
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did this great delta lloyd (dutch insurer) commercial ever reach your shores?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lztsyktTJlo

(first line: you're a shame to your mother and the country; tagline..delta lloyd.. certainly

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 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 18:46 
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
ThreeWiseWookies wrote:
romanista wrote:
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

I like the way he looks at things.

also why is the only things he smiles about a big engine and a load of sausages?

Maybe he's secretly one of our members.

:hat: Kim jong il not dead! only hiding in beexer's trowsers!
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NervousPete
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 13:14 
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ThreeWiseWookies wrote:
romanista wrote:
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

I like the way he looks at things.

also why is the only things he smiles about a big engine and a load of sausages?


You can't deny it, that Kim Jong il's a real looker.

No, wait.

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:34 
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WTB
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 15:40 
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Outstanding!
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Grim...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:11 
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Destroy the nukes by looking at them!

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krazywookie
 Post subject: Re: in memoriam kom jong il
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 19:09 
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Grim... wrote:
http://www.kontraband.com/games/29593/Kim-Jongs-Nuke-Trouble/

Destroy the nukes by looking at them!

HELL YEAH


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