Be Excellent To Each Other

Next year i'm off to sunny Blackpool, on a stag do for a mate. Which i'm sure will be a laugh or two.
The only problem being that one of the nights we are there is going to be fancy dress, specifically "80's/90's pop and rock star fancy dress".

So, what do I go as? I have a couple of ideas, but i'm moderately clueless when it comes to this, and Mrs T is no help, being as she wasn't even born till the late eighties!

My current thought is good old George from his wham days. I was thinking about Gary Glitter, but the small child-like doll strapped bent over in front of me around my waist would probably clash with the silver jacket and platform shoes...

Hair metal. GO GO GO!

To blend in with the locals?

I need to make a collie dog mask. And a dog costume. I think black trousers, long sleeve t shirt, black, with some White material put on on patches could work. Stuck on the tail, mind you. Oh, and an entire Shepherd's costume.

Is the dog half of the costume for you or Mrs A?

Me. I quite like my bollocks where they are.

Go as Mr T.

He was a pop star after all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZRqPPTNjE