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Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:41

markh wrote:

To be fair, if i had a fivehead like that i'd probably try and cover it, although I doubt i'd go that far....

As a massive racist, he thinks more people should look like him. I think it's The Mekon trying it on again.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:44

I've ran that picture through my antipupiliserscope and my goodness, you're right Dimrill.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:55

Uncanny. When I met him at the weekend I noticed the left side of his face was closer to me than his right. Like a wedge.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:58

Yeah thats why he always try to turn slightly sideways during conversation. And sex.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:59

I hate you both.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 13:04

Dimrill wrote:

It's Nergal from Behemoth. Rob Darken on the right (ha!) who of course is a racist piece of foulness more famous for this:

He'd never be good at sneaking up on elks in that clobber. Or is that to attract men of similar interests?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 13:19

Dimrill wrote:

Look who's been hanging around with massive racist dickbag Rob Darken.

Is it Dimrill?

pupil · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 13:21

I'm trying to work out if I should be defending myself right now...

nevermind, as you were...

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I actually thought 'pupil doesn't have a beard!'

pupil · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 19:43

throughsilver wrote:

I actually thought 'pupil doesn't have a beard!'

I'm very blond, you have to position me in the light right.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 20:11

Aha! Just the sort of person Darken likes! J'accuse!

pupil · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 21:24

*shifty eyes*

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 21:36

Speaking of Nergal, he's looking quite healthy in the latest Behemoth vid. Considering he's just beaten Leukaemia that is.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 22:21

I love how Metallica have released that Death Magnetic reject song to try and mitigate the damage that Lulu has done to their reputation.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:33

Dimrill wrote:

I love how Metallica have released that Death Magnetic reject song to try and mitigate the damage that Lulu has done to their reputation.

It's hilarious, because they'd just got some of that reputation back after Stanger.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:40

I still can't believe it exists.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 17:24

Zardoz wrote:

I still can't believe it exists.

That's because you're not Spermless like a girl who likes men that are also tables.

If you were, you'd understand.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 17:36

Are they planning on touring this... recording?

We should get tickets if so, Mr Dave.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 17:37

They were on Jools Holland.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 17:49

Lou Reed says Lulu was "made for people who are literate"

Quote:

"You know a lot of time these guys that interview us, they think they're more literate than I am. That would be a real bad mistake. Don't kid yourself about me, you know what I'm saying? I'm not a good guy to fuck with."

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 17:51

He's gone wrong.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 18:09

I think he's whacked out on goof balls and Metallica didn't have the stones to tell him once they were in the studio together.

Or I'm just not clever enough.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 18:11

You don't understand words. Ha! Look at the falmer who can't understand words everybody! Lou Reed can read better than anyone. He loves reading so much that he changed his name to it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 18:12

I'll get back to my Wurzels. It's all I'm fit for.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 18:12

Fucking hell, I'd love to hear the Wurzels perform Lulu.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

The Wurzels and Lulu performing Lulu.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 19:00

Craster wrote:

The Wurzels and Lulu performing Lulu.

Relight my Bonfire would be a good tune.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

I... what?

Are the jools holland performances better or worse than the real thing?

They sound like mashups done by a deaf person.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 19:56

Iced Honey is the best track on the album. Yes. Chew on this shit

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

The mauled image of Kurt-wossname* on that second video's "pre-playing" image is all I need to know. It's like Zod and Co in the glass, except they're being raped by John Holmes.

* Wait! It's Lou Reed, not Kurt Wossname! Is Lou Reed Kurt WOssname's Dad? Does that explain everything?!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 0:04

Are you thinking about Jason Newsted? I often like thinking of Jason Newsted. Often while in the bath. Lovely soapy Jason Newsted.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2011 0:30

Bloody hell, Death's "The Sound of Perseverance" is absolutely amazing. I've always thought Chuck went off the boil after Leprosy, but the 3CD re-issue of this from Relapse is great. /latetotheparty

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 18:51

Listening to the new Mithras, as recommended by Dimrill. This sounds like what Morbid Angel could be doing. Reminds me of Formulas...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 19:14

I've never rated them before that EP. They always sounded like the sterile, boring "brutal" death metal bap-bap-bap-ers to me. That EP is/was dead good though

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I loved Worlds Beyond the Veil when it came out. Pretty proggy, rather than brutal. The overload on drum machine blastbeats was a bit tiring though.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 21:56

I probably should give the albums another listen, maybe my brayn's changed.

I've listened to four tracks of these Metallica castoffs and heard half a good track.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

Are you sure you didn't fall asleep for a bit?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2011 17:47

Meshuggah Announces April U.K. Tour Dates

April 13 - Wolverhampton, Slade Rooms
April 14 - Nottingham, Rock City
April 15 - Glasgow, Garage
April 17 - Manchester, Academy
April 18 - Norwich, Waterfront
April 19 - Brighton, Concorde 2
April 20 - London, Electric Ballroom

Rock City, anyone?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I'm not a massive Meshuggah fan, but a mini-meet could be nice.

I'll just not do the middle bit of 'Greatest Man Who Ever Lived' this time.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2011 19:03

throughsilver wrote:

I'm not a massive Meshuggah fan, but a mini-meet could be nice.

I'll just not do the middle bit of 'Greatest Man Who Ever Lived' this time.

pupil · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:40

Yeah, I'm not the biggest Meshuggah fan but I'd be interested to see them play live again to gawk at their musician ninja skills.

I saw Meshuggah supporting Machine Head at the Manchester Apollo in... May 1995... 16 1/2 years ago... christ!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:41

It's a date then. You're welcome to crash at mine, both of you.

pupil · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:52

Ta v much, but just checked and that's the same weekend as Roadburn festival so I'll be in Holland rocking out to this!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:14

I'll come along just to look at your faces.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:39

Quote:

You have booked for Meshuggah + Animals As Leaders at Rock City on 14 Apr 2012, doors at 18:30

They're upstairs in Rock City this time. When I saw them in 2004 they played in Disco 2.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:44

Do link to where tikkit buying is possible. I have no clues due to daftness.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 16:11

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Do link to where tikkit buying is possible. I have no clues due to daftness.

I have instructed Alberto to get one on your behalf, so pay him some munnies or summink.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 16:20

The Quo have another belter out just in time for Christmas.

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 18:18

myps pies wrote:

Quote:

You have booked for Meshuggah + Animals As Leaders at Rock City on 14 Apr 2012, doors at 18:30

They're upstairs in Rock City this time. When I saw them in 2004 they played in Disco 2.

Was that with Phantom Limb Management? I was at that one.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 18:19

Davydd Grimm wrote:

myps pies wrote:

Quote:

You have booked for Meshuggah + Animals As Leaders at Rock City on 14 Apr 2012, doors at 18:30

They're upstairs in Rock City this time. When I saw them in 2004 they played in Disco 2.

Was that with Phantom Limb Management? I was at that one.

Yep.

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