Gather round, children, as the Old Man of Beex Weex ties an onion on his belt (as was the fashion in my day) and fails to remember how this stuff is supposed to be done.
Christmas names started this week. If you're in a scrooge-like state of confusion about who everyone is, then a translation guide is
here. This is also the place to go if you still need to request your own name change.
Grim... asked
a physics question. So far, there's just been guff from Kalmar, but I'm sure Kissyfur or Craster will be along soon to sort it all out.
In the best traditions of lazy New Year's Eve TV, Zardoz asked "
what were your favourite things of 2011?". Surprisingly, the thread hasn't yet descended into a Skyrim-vs-Dark Souls shoutathon, but there's still time.
So what about that topic that Beex is mostly about, the love that brought us together in the first place? No, not flouncing, I'm talking about video games!
WTB wants
speculation on the next generation of games consoles. And speaking of next generation, Microsoft did their semi-annual Xbox UI reshuffle; in a surprising development,
some Beexers loved it and some hated it.
Most of the forum is still playing either
Skyrim (the BEST) or
Dark Souls (the REST). Meanwhile some people somehow found time to play some
Bezzie Forza 4 too, and thanks to
a ShopTo deal the numbers of the Forza Gentleman's Club of Gentlemanly Racing is set to swell in the coming week.
Now, Post Of The Week business. This was the week that:
...Zardoz
punned.
...Trooper had a
blue confession.
...The Albino Kid demonstrated
mad literacy knowledge.
...Dimrill told us
the secrets of the stars.
...DavPaz met
a young Indiana Jones.
...Craster
made with the funnies.
...Zardoz
opened our eyes to a horrific double meaning.
...Mr Kissyfur (I kno, rite?)
indulged in childhood icon punnery.
...Mr Dave has a
game recommendation.
...Myps and flis
japed at Craster's expense.
...And finally, Dave's
typing keyboard was
still woeful.
Thanks to my contributers: myps pies, zaphod79, MaliA, DavPaz, Zardoz, Throughsilver, Kern. This section would literally be nothing without you.