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 Post subject: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:53 
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What would you do if you woke up this morning and found you were Zardoz?


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:54 
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Lick my balls, then scooch across the floor on my arse.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:56 

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Am i a boy Zardoz or a g...never mind, it's stupid anyway this.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Malc74 wrote:
Lick my balls, then scooch across the floor on my arse.


Tempted to lock this thread there.

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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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What would you do if you woke up this morning and found you were Zardoz?

Kill myself.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Continue the good work.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Grow hair.

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


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Invent drum and bass music.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:01 
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What if you woke up and you were a dog who was the Doc who was Zardoz?


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:02 
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Grim... wrote:
Grow hair.


Not notice anything was different.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:11 
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Paws for thought

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Lock my balls.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:12 
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Dance.




Just dance.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:21 
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Shine my head. More.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I would sit on a wall
I would have a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put me back together again

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I'd start quoting people's posts and altering them in such a way as to play out my sexual fantasies


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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myp it wrote:
I would sit on a wall
I would have a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Wouldn't put me back together again

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd start fucking goats

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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd start fucking goats.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd start fucking goats.
I like cock.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Binge my way through the entire Mc Donalds and Burger King menus, drink a crate of whiskey, take a picture of myself just before midnight then post it on tomorrow's "what was it like to be Zardoz?" thread.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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It would be horrible to be Zardoz.
Not only for the worry of what he was doing while you were him. But also having to go to the toilet and handle little Zardoz.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 15:11 
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I'm dripping now, thinking of you going for a piss as me.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Do I wake up the following day as me? Because if I did then everything I did on my Zardoz day would be illegal.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Isn't that lovely?

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I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.


I can't be the only one curious to know what the "fucked up shit" you always wanted to do, but didn't feel able to do as yourself, but would feel comfortable as someone else, is.

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Now every time I close my eyes I can feel you all inside me.

Good job Mr Dave is there to make more room.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd probably just strip naked and gaze at my self in the mirror in awe for 24 hours straight.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 15:50 
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I'd probably just strip naked and gaze at my self in the mirror in awe for 24 hours straight.


I've done that before.

It gets old after about 18-19 hours.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Malc wrote:
flis wrote:
I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.


I can't be the only one curious to know what the "fucked up shit" you always wanted to do, but didn't feel able to do as yourself, but would feel comfortable as someone else, is.

Malc


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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You really are the 'Girl Zardoz' aren't you. :hug:


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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*Tucks winky between legs*

No, I am!

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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*Tucks winky between legs*

No, I am!

Waaait a minute....Fucksticks.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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See, too much weight-lifting will do that.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Zardoz... weights? How much does a pie weigh?


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Your Mums fish pie is pretty heavy. That's why my neck is so toned.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Zardoz wrote:
Your Mums fish pie is pretty heavy. That's why my neck is so toned.

I'd skip the tartar sauce.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I would make inane posts on Beex.

No change there, then. :(

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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I'd post from a Mac, speak in a northern accent, watch Adventure Time and buy records.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Mathematical!

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 Post subject: Re: 'Doz for a day
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Can you dig it?

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I'd get rid of all that camera tat and buy a decent Canon.

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