And on the first day Mr Kissyfur did say "Let there be light!". And so light appeared, and he called it day, and in the absence of light, he did call it night. Then he sat down in his workshop to make a self powering car, but he could not, and so he was sad. Meanwhile, on Beex, Grim considered a subject
worthy of violenceOn the second day, Mr Kissyfur divided the waters above from the waters below, and so he did name the skies. And then he came up with an idea to use electricity to power the car, but it would not work, and so he was sad. Meanwhile, on Beex, Malia summarised
MumsnetOn the third day, Mr Kissyfur commanded the waters below to gather in one place, and he did call it the sea, and where there were no waters, he called it the land, and where there was land he brought forth trees and grass and animals and plants. Then he took some magnets to his workshop and did attach them to his car, but the car would not move, and so he was sad. Meanwhile, on Beex, the sequel to
Bowling For Columbine was previewed, to no little acclaim.
On the fourth day, Mr Kissyfur put the stars and the moon and the sun in the sky, to separate day from night. He tried putting magnetic tracks in the road, but still the car would not move, so he was sad. Meanwhile, on Beex, Zardoz suggested that Myp was
no lightweight On the fifth day, Mr Kissyfur commanded the sea to fill with fish, and the sky to fill with birds. And he had the idea to use some energy to start the car before the self generated power took over, but it came to a halt, and so he was sad. Meanwhile, on Beex, Flis was
refreshing frank. For a change, like.
On the sixth day, Mr Kissyfur brought forth animals and man to the earth (which goes slightly against the fact that they had been posting on Beex for at least 5 days). And he created a device which would roll against the wheels of the car and generate electricity to power the car, and he did name it a dynamo, and he tried the car, and it would not continue to move, and so he was sad. Meanwhile on Beex,
No-one thought to mention GoogleOn the seventh day, Mr Kissyfur was fucking knackered. He smashed up the car and declared that everyone could use fucking petrol instead. But he looked back at his creations, and he did consider that he was some form of God. And this went to his head slightly, so meanwhile on Beex, he
nominated his own post for post of the week. And like the universally ridiculous thundercunt that he is, sent the nomination to the Mods instead of the BeexWeexer
Thank you for listening and sorry for the delay. Thanks go out (in no particular order) to Flis, Wullie, Doc G and Zardoz. And Mr Chris for giving the inspiration for a theme at the last minute
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