Bits & Bobs 31

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 18:28

I'm complex.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

You're an enigma wrapped in a poo.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:24

Superhero in court over pepper spray attack.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14512

Hmmm , what would you do if your the minister for the cabinet office and are outside and finish reading a letter or printout from your office(*)

A) It wouldnt happen as you'd have the document in electronic format (so you could leave the laptop on the train later)
B) Take it home and shred it
C) Take it back into work and shread it
D) Throw it into the nearest bin (not even a paper recycling one)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011 ... s-park-bin

Quote:

Given his title – minister for the Cabinet Office – it would be a fair assumption that Oliver Letwin would have some cabinets in which to put his documents. But Cameron's chief policy adviser has been caught on a number of occasions disposing of letters and documents in park waste paper bins.

(*) seriously no matter what my job i would never dispose of anything work related in a public bin

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:15

It's going to be quiet on here this weekend isn't it?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14512

TheVision wrote:

It's going to be quiet on here this weekend today isn't it?

FTFY

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:27

TheVision wrote:

It's going to be quiet on here this weekend isn't it?

I'll be around, but as I average just over five posts a day, that won't exactly help much.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

With the losers preoccupied, us cool kids can take over!

*posts nothing*

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

Lets play a game.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with M.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6587

Monitor?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:29

This is going to be the best weekend ever!

If I win the lottery.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:30

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

Monster munch?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:31

Moribundity?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:31

Monitor, 21 inch LG from eBuyer for £85?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:33

Monobrow

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:34

Moomintroll

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6587

Mucus? Mothra? Mungo Jerry? Magdeburg?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10140

Midge Ure?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:39

Myxomatosis

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

Judy Dench?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

Squirt wrote:

Monitor?

Yay! first go.

Your turn.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

Apologies for the late response, pesky work got in the way.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:59

http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/

Caused me slight amusement.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:02

I stand corrected.. this could actually be a great Friday!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:30

Fuck!
I'm just taking the pictures off my camera before the meet, and I totally forgot that I asked Dominos to draw me an elephant:

Attachment:

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devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:40

I see that the Pylon that none of us preferred, won

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:47

Boring. Looks like a ski lift. >:|

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

Simplest to engineer (and therefore cheapest to produce) design wins shocker.

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

Did something big get launched today, by apple?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Decca wrote:

Did something big get launched today, by apple?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=apple+launch+today

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

Sarcasm fail?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

DavPaz wrote:

Sarcasm fail?

That occurred to me, but I just really, really like lmgtfy.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:49

Just nipped to town and back. Saw my neighbour on the way with her child. She asked if we could hear her shouting in the mornings. It seemed rude to say 'yes' as she's got a young child and is on her own. The interesting thing was, she said that she needed to get her door fixed (she has the same landlord) and apparently he was mithering on about the cost of it, so she isn't particularly inclined to ask him to do something else. So, it'll be interesting to see if he's going to pay for the pest control, or not. If not, then I'll deal with that, then, but there's a line in the contract which states that 'the tenant shall pay the landlord's reasonable legal fees', which seems to me to be quite an ambitious clause. #itsgrimupnorth

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10140

That better not be why the internet is complete fucking shit today. Somehow.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10140

Yay, it's Japanese lunch day! Sushi Set A come on in, your time is up!

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 14:18

We had a work experience boy in work this week who wanted to be an electrical engineer and is 14. I was standing in the workshop with him and the second year apprentice who is 18 and showing them how to build simple circuits. We were just chatting and I mentioned I was watching a lot of Fringe just now. They hadn't heard of it, so I explained that it's sort of like an updated X Files.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

They hadn't heard of The X Files

I mentioned this to Jen last night and she was talking about how kids born in this generation are so used to technology, like it's a right to have all of these things. She also said she'd hate to be bron now since when we were growing up we went out and played in fields and forests and made dens and made up games and adventures. I guess that every generation starts talking like this though, eh? Am I old now?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 14:26

Gilly wrote:

I mentioned this to Jen last night and she was talking about how kids born in this generation are so used to technology, like it's a right to have all of these things. She also said she'd hate to be bron now since when we were growing up we went out and played in fields and forests and made dens and made up games and adventures. I guess that every generation starts talking like this though, eh? Am I old now?

I thought similar thoughts when DocG posted that video yesterday of that one year old playing on an iPad.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 14:30

I was trying to find a Pic of one of the Judges on Australian Masterchef, so looked on Wiki and it had who won this series.. We are only half way through...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 14:42

I'm too old for a fringe.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 14:43

devilman wrote:

I thought similar thoughts when DocG posted that video yesterday of that one year old playing on an iPad.

I'm sure with a little training you could do that.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Gilly wrote:

She also said she'd hate to be bron now since when we were growing up we went out and played in fields and forests and made dens and made up games and adventures. I guess that every generation starts talking like this though, eh? Am I old now?

A lot of folk are too feart to let their weans out to play in case they hurt themselves/cause trouble/upset the neighbours/get kidnapped by paedofiddlers/whatever :belm:

That & it's easier to stick a wean in front of the electric babysitter than taking them out & doing stuff with them.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T M

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 15:57

Trooper wrote:

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T M

two monitors?

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Trouser Monster?

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Turbot Masher?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

KovacsC wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T M

two monitors?

Another winner!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 16:04

I spy with my eye something beginng with E..

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

KovacsC wrote:

I spy with my eye something beginng with E..

Equidistant eyes?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 16:09

Be Excellent To Each Other

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