@PeteMolydeux

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Hah: https://twitter.com/#!/petermolydeux

A fake account parodying Molyneux's increasingly bonkers game pitches. Some of these are ace.

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Racing game where you only have 2 speeds. 0MPH and 10,000 MPH. Did you just run over a little child? who knows? how does that make you feel?

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My next game is going to explore the following question 'Would you give birth to a child if they were invisible?'

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You know in cut scenes when it says '3 months later...'? What if the game ACTUALLY locked your save file for 3 months?

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Surely we can reinvent FPS? Imagine a FPS where your eyes are on the back of your head?

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:45

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

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Imagine a game where 3 pauses and it's game over. The game plays door bells, ringtones etc trying to make you accidently pause the game

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You have 1 bullet. Once fired it enters slow motion, can take hours to reach it's target. Things you do from then on affect it's direction

The angle of the bullet's direction changes depending on the % that you love your cat after 3 hours. That's where I'm going with this.

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Online sidescrolling co-op 8 player game where each person controls a leg of a octopus. Each leg can attach guns which the player can fire

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Had a idea that combines the intimate moment of delivering babies with Crazy Taxi last night. Can emotional arcade style gaming work?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:11

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

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Online sidescrolling co-op 8 player game where each person controls a leg of a octopus. Each leg can attach guns which the player can fire

Someone needs to make this.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:13

Grim... wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

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Online sidescrolling co-op 8 player game where each person controls a leg of a octopus. Each leg can attach guns which the player can fire

Someone needs to make this.

I find it difficult to code in C.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

Someone needs to make this.

Some of his ideas are appearing as Flash games on Newgrounds, apparently. As someone tweeted, it'd be fantastic to have a 24 hour game jam event where theme was that all the game concepts had to come from this.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Thgat's a very good account, but @TheBig_Sam is the ultimate phoney account and no amount of competition will ever convince me otherwise.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheBig_Sam

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Are poppers illegal? I love how they make me feel, but I'm not prepared to get into trouble over them. Not at this stage of my career.

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The fella who sells me my American SNES games threw in a few bottles for free & I gotta be honest - I'm thoroughly enjoying the experience.

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I do enjoy inhaling these intoxicating vapours while getting stuck into 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters'. So relaxing.

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Whatever happened to Stakka Bo? What a tremendously fresh sound they had. 'Here We Go' was one of the absolute highlights of 1993.

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I do hope my old mate Simon Weston got an invite to the ceremony. He bought himself a tuxedo in the sales and he barely gets to wear it.

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Just took a spin down to the all-night garage. I fancied a carrot and walnut loaf and I fucking well went and got one.

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Can't be fucked taking these cunts for training today. Might just stick them in the video room and make them watch the Three Colors Trilogy.

...etc. Give him a week, he'll change your life.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:28

Grim... wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

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Online sidescrolling co-op 8 player game where each person controls a leg of a octopus. Each leg can attach guns which the player can fire

Someone needs to make this.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Another opportunity to role out my "wooden tit" anecdote...*NOT THE FACE!!!*

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10213

I like the bullet one, too.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 13:09

The Big Sam is a work of utter genius.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 13:36

Who is Big Sam supposed to be?

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Grim... wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

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Online sidescrolling co-op 8 player game where each person controls a leg of a octopus. Each leg can attach guns which the player can fire

Someone needs to make this.

My first thought on reading the list was "that would work!"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Who is the Big Sam supposed to be?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38736

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Who is the Big Sam supposed to be?

Zardoz.

But no, Sam Allardyce

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 13:49

Ah, right.

Who the fuck is Sam Allardyce?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38736

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Allardyce

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Oh, right. Sport.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38736

Craster wrote:

Oh, right. Sport.

Irrelevant though. The guy who writes it is a comedy genius.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Oh, right. Sport.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Craster wrote:

Oh, right. Sport.

Yeah, if the fake account was actually good you'd be able to tell. But while occasionally amusing, it is sadly conceptually flawed, whereas the one we are actually talking about has a solid basis for teh funniez in that it actually parodies things Molyneux might say, rather than just writing random thoughts in a no-nonsense style vaguely akin to Big Sam's no-nonsense attitude. And then I got off the bus.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Both are great, you idiots!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:18

Your face is dummy account.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

WTB wrote:

you idiots!

ShillBot is really losing his edge.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Cunts!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Also, buy Dark Souls.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:37

WTB wrote:

Also, rent Dark Souls from LoveFIlm.

Will do.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

As good as Big Sam is, I also like @dimi_berbatov

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 20:49

I like http://twitter.com/#!/Charles_HRH

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 22:06

The Big Sam one is a bit dull. Followed it for a while, but it got very boring.

I did love the fake Gregg Wallace account during one series of Masterchef. Absolute gold.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Curiosity wrote:

The Big Sam one is a bit dull. Followed it for a while, but it got very boring.

Did you see his Millwall stuff?

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