Be Excellent To Each Other

We're only saying what everyone's thinking.

She's bland.

As is mince and onion and red kidney beans, until you add the spicy hotness.

I'll let that clumsy metaphor sink in for a moment.

Hint: The murdering psycho aspect is the spicy hotness.

You want her to murder you?

I bet you'd fuck Fred West if he'd had long hair.

No, of course not.

It would be on the strict proviso that we did so in a place of my choosing which would have been scoured for sharp implements, heavy blunt objects, cheesewire and such.

She would only be granted admittance if she had been stripped completely nekkid - and then only after a full cavity search.

While we're at it, I think I'd cuff her to the bed for good measure.

Chicken.

I'd make her wear the red shirt.

Friend of ours has met her when he worked in Durham Gaol.

Foreign decoder cards are quite acceptable to use to show football. Been quite a bad year for SKY, although they were aware that it was going to go this way since February. I'm quite pleased for the publicans, certainly, when I were a lad, we used to go to the Fitzooth and Firkin in Broomhill on a Saturday and watch the Norwegian coverage of the Premier league games on their big screen whilst drinking Dogbolter. I'm half tempted when/if we move to look into trying to get such sports at home.

"Amanda Knox stripped of KILF status"

Stolen from @amateuradam on Twitter.

Pest control man been and gone. Nice bloke.

HA! And ta for citing the source, so I could go RT it.

We get quite a lot of prem league here on the satelite tv. Usually 3 or 4 of the 3pm games and the early and evening ones.

I had such a vivid dream last night, in which I met Fiona Apple, who turned out to be a friend of a friend, and we chatted away and talked about music and what she was planning to do.

She was supposed to release an album this Spring, but nothing has happened about it. It's been six years since the last new one, she's one of my favourite artists ever, and DAMMIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING!

In my dream last night I was shooting people with guns, but kept on struggling to find ammo for reloads.

Might have something to do with the fact I recently finished reading World War Z.

How did you find that?

I really enjoyed World War Z.

Really easily, the kindle store has a search function. haaaar.

It was alright. Interesting take on the zombie apocalypse but not an earth-shattering classic in years to come. Shifting perspective story so there are no central characters and its more the recounting of the war retrospectively than a plot with intriguing protagonists and a climatic end.

No clue how the film adaptation will work. Presumably they'll have cobbled together a plot based on the book but which ultimately bears no resemblance to it.

I thought it was ok, but nothing special.

Getchore insightful literary criticism here!

I read the Tiger's Wife a little while ago. That's really nothing special either, but is the kind of book that is aggressively bummed by literary critics for being deep and meaningful in ways that are only apparent if you're intellectual enough.

She looks a bit rough there.

The Premier League will probably just sell the rights to Sky exclusively instead, as in they're the only operator for the whole of Europe, instead of selling individually to each country.

Which will doubtless lead to another court case, and in the end the consumer will probably get screwed, as we always do.

L-LOL @ devilman. Swine.

Went to dentist, cost £30 instead of £250 as the dentist wanted to try something else first. Fine by me!

Ooops - just found some library books I should have returned about two months ago. After checking my account, it now appears I owe Westminster Council 31 quid. Darn.

Maybe Pete could pull some strings for you?

It's been a bit quiet on here recently. Has Davpaz stopped posting?

I think he has been away....

According to the Telegraph's Knox-tracker, she's at Heathrow RIGHT NOW - if anyone's nearby can they get me a phone number?

Don't worry Knox fans, I assume Playboy are on the phone right this very second...

Loads of the old regulars have gone or have new commitments.

Poofs

I'll be gone again after Christmas too.

It'll be even quieter in TEN SLEEPS!

Why? Is BEEX going off for maintenance?

More or less.

I'm still posting. And have posted today, you massive idiot.

Aaaaah, it's the cottaging weekend, isn't it?

So, anyway, is Davpaz away or something?

I just put my 3DS on at lunch time to enjoy a bit of Star Fox. Picked up where I left off which was on the last boss, killed him in about 2 minutes then sat watching 20 minutes of unskippable credits.

Nice way to spend my lunch there.

I wish DavPaz had posted today.

Has Davpaz flounced then? Shame that... he seemed alright.

Very talkative.

You're right, this place isn't the same without him.

Good point - where is he?

I'm surprised no-one else mentioned it.

Stop talking about him, you'll only make him big-headed.

I miss JC Kissyfur DavPaz.

I'm in illustrious company.

Perhaps he is giving that particular sock puppet account a rest for a few days.

Or perhaps he's a terrorist and took the board down for the last .... 40 minutes or so ?

Good, can you get me a job as an illustrator plz?