Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello, and welcome to this weeks edition of Beex Weex, our weekly DIY tips thread. Before we get underway, let's see what's been happening in the Beex world of the last week or so...
The lights dim briefly as sparks fly from an overloaded socket

We discussed who would win at cricket, a team made up of the best bowlers, or a team of the best batsmen.
Davpaz has been sneaking a look at the students pHds and got us to struggle to work out how many ways you could connect two lego bricks together (let alone 10)
Every so often we have to discuss a serious news topic on Beex, this time concerning the potential eviction of the travellers from Dale Farm. As usual, it turned into a car crash.
The Vision Kovacs made us reminisce about conkers, while Grim... caused time travelling confusion
The Wayback Machine thread made a welcome return, so you can see how stupid we all used to look
Perkies made a flying visit to introduce us to another of those terrible games he likes, that end up looking brilliant so everyone else has to play them too. Then he vanished into the night again.
The Resident Evil 4 HD remake is out on the 360, no point asking me about it though as I never got past the first village.
Apparently something called Gears of War 3 is out, no point asking me about it though, as I never got past the first village only played the first one once.

That's the recap done then, we'll be right back after this break.
A small fire breaks out on the other side of the studio

***End of Part One***
I'm giving away computery stuff, ideally to people that are going to the cottage, but if you're not, then still look anyway.
***Part Two***

Kicking fire extinguisher out of shot Welcome back to part two, where we'll be taking a look at some viewer submissions...

Trooper pictures Alan Turing in his parachute pants
Johnny Wilkinson hadn't forgotten to pack his kicking boots, Malc has the real reason
We gained a new poster, Kalmar isn't sure if they'll be stopping though
Myp tells Decca she's been wasting valuable storage space
So good it was nominated twice, MaliA introduces himself to a new poster in the best way possible
Everyone that was at the cottage last year will appreciate Craster offering to step in so Maria can make us another chilli
Squirt points out that scientists have brought about their own downfall

Well, that's the end of the letters, and we seem to be out of time, so I'll see you all ne-
There's a loud bang and all the lights go out

***Credits***

Thanks to this weeks contributers - Grim..., Kern, DavPaz, MaliA, Flis, Craster, Goddess Jasmine and Kalmar.

Apologies for the early posting, but it's either due to
a) You're watching Beex -1, stay tuned for the lottery numbers
b) Grim...'s messed about with the time so much it is actually 13:37
c) I have to go out

Bravo!!

Jesus, what a mess. Mods!

Hah, nice one Joans! I believe you typed this on an em@iler as all your computers are broken, so I've fixed some of the busted tags for you

And I got a nomination!!! *does dance*

Sorry, I'm trying to do 5 billion things at once. I was going to proofread it, but, er, I didn't.

I get a mention!!

Nicely done - Joans is Reg Prescott

Good one Joans

I appear to still be the randomly selected beexer, was it so bad that I have to do it again?

Did you not nominate anyone else? Whoops