MaliA's giveaway!

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:31

Would anyone like any of the following?

Lot 1:

17 inch CRT computer monitor, VGA only. It works, came with a Gateway computer

Lot 2:

Portable CRT TV, small, about 15 inches

Lot 3:

Portable CRT TV, small, about 15 inches with small pot stuck to the top of it

Lot 4:

Computer case that from the front looks like a Nokia phone. Inside it has an optical drive and some other stuff. Might have a PSU but does have motherboard and Athlon 2000+ CPU. The IDE cables used to light up

Lot 5:

Freeview set top box with twin tuner and it can record stuff onto the internal HDD

All of the above probably work.

Collection preferred as postage would be a *expensive* or I could drop them off at the Waco meet.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

That TV tuner sounds good, how big is it?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Sep 11, 2010 15:29

Bobbyaro wrote:

That TV tuner sounds good, how big is it?

About half the height of a Sky+ box

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

Sounds good. My freeview box has died the horrid death of having to rescan every time I restart the box; something which is mightily annoying. If it please you to bring said box to Waco meet, I shall happily avail you of it. I am certain some beverage can be arranged as exchange at said meaet.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Sep 11, 2010 15:42

Bobbyaro wrote:

Sounds good. My freeview box has died the horrid death of having to rescan every time I restart the box; something which is mightily annoying. If it please you to bring said box to Waco meet, I shall happily avail you of it. I am certain some beverage can be arranged as exchange at said meaet.

No worries. It has occurred to me that one might need a remote to operate it, but I'm about to depart on a "coo at the baby" evening out, so I'll have a dig around for it. it's probably somewhere in the loft next time I'm up there (tomorrow).

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:31

MaliA wrote:

Would anyone like any of the following?

Lot 1:

17 inch CRT computer monitor, VGA only. It works, came with a Gateway computer

Lot 2:

Portable CRT TV, small, about 15 inches

Lot 3:

Portable CRT TV, small, about 15 inches with small pot stuck to the top of it

Lot 4:

Computer case that from the front looks like a Nokia phone. Inside it has an optical drive and some other stuff. Might have a PSU but does have motherboard and Athlon 2000+ CPU. The IDE cables used to light up

All of the above probably work.

Collection preferred as postage would be a *expensive* or I could drop them off at the Waco meet.

I've still got all of the above, and I also have for the PC requiring an optical drive:

Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
Medal of Honor: Allied Assault: Spearhead
Enter The Matrix
Black and White
Black and White: Creature Isle
UT 2004
Silent Hunter II with a whole lot of extra stuff
Quake II
Sub Command
MS Flight Sim 2002

As I'm in a particularly generous mood tonight, I'll stick the discs and manuals into a box and post them to anyone as a job lot if they want them. Otherwise on wednesday, they all go to the tip. The old TVs and computerator, colelct it, or I'll skip it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:34

Hang on, I removed the insides of the computer and stuck them to a dress for a fancy dress party.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

MaliA wrote:

Hang on, I removed the insides of the computer and stuck them to a dress for a fancy dress party.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:41

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Hang on, I removed the insides of the computer and stuck them to a dress for a fancy dress party.

I looked fucking awesome in it as well.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Dress please.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:46

OK, I think we still have it. Somewhere. It's made of silk and satin, and I superglued bits of computer to it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

The socks are the crowning glory.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Holy fuckballs.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:50

I know, the robot behind me is awesome.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 22:51

I don't know you.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

*Regards picture*

I... Er...

...

Nope. All out of words.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

I'm shocked. The motherboard would've made an excellent chestplate

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

If you don't wear that dress to derby, I'm locking you out.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 23:09

It would be perfect for the mouse dance!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 23:13

DavPaz wrote:

I'm shocked. The motherboard would've made an excellent chestplate

The motherboard was too heavy. It was also surprisingly robust, given I threw it from a first floor window, then attacked it with a claw hammer to try and break decent chunks of it off to use. I then gave up and prised off the heat sinks instead.

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

If you don't wear that dress to derby, I'm locking you out.

"to" or "in"?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Both. And from.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 23:49

Just when you think MaliA can no longer shock you...

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Please dont encourage a cock pic

Malc74 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 23:58

I know I'm probably going to regret this, but what were you supposed to "be"?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

I just had to reassure MrsT that MrsA is perfectly lovely and normal...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

This is the best thread that has ever been on this forum.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:11

We need Zardoz and his Photoshop of Doom, Stat!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Craster wrote:

This is the best thread that has ever been on this forum.

Please don't encourage a cock pic.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:13

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Craster wrote:

This is the best thread that has ever been on this forum.

Please don't encourage a cock pic.

We need Zardoz and his Photoshop of Doom, Stat!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Oh my.

MrsA, we salute you!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:20

I'll take the computer bits, as long as you've rubbed your cock on them.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:23

Malc74 wrote:

We need Zardoz and his Photoshop of Doom, Stat!

To do what? That's a beauty as it is.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:25

Zardoz wrote:

Malc74 wrote:

We need Zardoz and his Photoshop of Doom, Stat!

To do what? That's a beauty as it is.

Good work MaliA. You've broken Zardoz.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 0:33

Now I need some sexual healing.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:36

Zardoz wrote:

Now I need some sexual healing.

Paging MrsA...

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:40

My sides hurt and the folk in my office are looking at me funny!!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

This is the best thread that has ever been on the Internet.

FeeX.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

That is brilliant! I wuold love to say I am shocked, but... :DD

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