Be Excellent To Each Other

Upsets the aiming of your vinegar strokes.

Me neither. What's it supposed to do? Like cigarettes, it just seems to make people angry when they don't get it. Boring.

It tastes nice. If you have the caffeine version it can perk you up. If you're loaded you can get it with chocolate and caramel and other stuff in it. It smells great while it brews. It provides an excuse for a chat with your work friends.

Not boring at all!

FUCK YOU!

Oops, sorry. That was aimed at Belm.

Yeah, Russell!

Coffee tastes like the water that collects in the bottom of a washing machine

Translate: I don't really like coffee, but the hot girls at work do so y'know, whatever.

There are very few situations where a good cup of tea - (well, large mug of tea) - isn't a far better option than a coffee.

After a meal is a good time for coffee perhaps, but otherwise, mug of tea.

All I drink at work is water and Yorkshire Tea, and before I set off to work it's Yorkshire Tea as well.

I'll get a large latte from Maccy D's if I'm getting their breakfast though.

There's no hot girls in my department, but I have now moved desks again and have ingratiated myself into a third group of coffee makers. I should never have to lift a spoon again at this rate.

Moving desks means I've become separated from the woman who was best though. Not best at hotness. Best at banter.

Morning coffee, afternoon tea.

Morning water, afternoon water. Yum.

Good god man, at least put some cordial in it.

ewrr, cordial!
Water is so much better than cordial.

Homeopath.

There are few insults worse than that.

Let's not say things we can't take back

I love coffee. Tea seems utterly pointless to me.

Before I gave up smoking three years ago I loved Tea but then I got in to caffeine and Tea just doesn't have the necessary kick any more. Nemmie, replacing one vice with another since 1988.

Can we split this and add a poll?

I like coffee. A nicely brewed cup of real coffee has no equal in taste, but I'll drink instant and not complain. I'll drink decaffeinated if I fancy a mug at night. I love tea. I love hot chocolate, and water, and juice. I really like wine. And beer and cider. And all the drinks.

Coffee has pretensions. Thimbles of espresso, skinny lattes, cafetieres, fake retro machines served by baristas* along with a obscuroberry muffin garnished with some South African Peace Crisps. It is the Wonderbra of drinks, all fancy promise of satisfaction and then fuck all when you get close up to it.

All tea needs for greatness is a mug to brew it in. Not a cup, not fancy china, but a mug. A mug that has been around a bit, washed in a sink and not a dishwasher. Stained with the tannins. A slogan on it like "Worlds Greatest Golfer". A mug that has lived. Add water and a teabag and you have the drink of the Gods.



*Italian for "trained monkey"

needs milk.

Yep. No pretensions about tea.

http://www.fortnumandmason.com/afternoontea.aspx

"I'm still concerned about the size of the kitchen in the place in Bingley"
"What size are your feet?"
"Four"
"You'll be fine"

RIGHTS REVOKED.

Sending things to the agency tomorrow.

That's only what happens when Southerners get their hands on it.

That's beer you're thinking of.

Also, I have never heard of a 'coffee ceremony'.

Girls go and drink afternoon tea when they're being posh. Give me a cup of espresso. A proper strong drink, not like girly watery tea.

You want cake with your hot beverages though, right? I have just the thing!

Rolos...in a cake. Magic!

You best be getting on a fucking boat with those. Sharpish.

it'd be quicker for you to run. by the time you got to Anglesey, I reckon you'll have picked up enough momentum to skip over the sea like a big ginger pebble

Phrases that aren't directed at me often: "It'd be quicker for you to run"

I used to drink tea and didn't like coffee, now I like coffee and can put up with tea as a second option.

I pictured you in a cake fuelled frenzy.

Y'know, as always.

You realise, of course, that espresso is no stronger than simply having a cup of coffee?

Also that shut up, tea is best.

Going to flamingo land. Dear god it's early.

Naaaah, I've already been up 2 and a half hours.

Will there be flamingos there?

There normally are. It's a mix between zoo and theme park.

I've never been.

My arse still hurts from the BeexBQ

I remember going as a child. It's more sedate than a normal theme park... better for kids really.

Pissed all over your joke anyway

Is this where you were assaulted by a trampoline?

Yes. I suspect I've broken my tail bone.

Can you shake it?

It'd be much cheaper, easier and quicker for me to send you £150 and the recipe....

Not that I'm going to do that either.

I suspect we will all be living on cakes, bbq'd meat and beer at the cottage! Awesome!

I don't appear to have received my cake yet.

I don't like cake, but for these I would make an exception!

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Git

What are we supposed to be looking at?

You're supposed to keep scrolling, you child of the internet, you.

Interesting technique. I've not seen that before. Is it new? I'd have thought it'd be all over webcomics and that if not.