Be Excellent To Each Other

I must watch this.

This will all end in tears.

How long for?

Who said they could get cheap Lego? Was it someones sister who works for the company? They also said they couldn't/wouldn't get it for other people though if I remember rightly ...

Diana Ross

Until about 2. Currently stood outside the toilets on the North pier. Rock and Roll!

That'd work so much better without the first panel on the bottom row.

I know of a guy who works as a technician in the Lego factory; he gets 50% (and sometimes 75%) off the cost, but he absolutely cannot buy sets for others.

Are you even further in the future?

What If I were his civil partner?

The day you pass for a civil anything will be the day Hell freezes over.

Well, Pupil thinks I'm a fancy gentleman, so there!

You misheard "Fancy nancy".

Your face is mishearing itself.

I will (have been).

Only if you have the time.

They should totally make a film about time travel, it would be excellent.

We took the kids to The Sandcastle water park yesterday and had an awesome time. I was really entertained by the amount of terrible tattoos on show. The best ones being a woman with a dagger in a scabbard around her leg, and a bloke with a... erm.. kind of a samurai bodybuilder holding dumbells. Both appear to have been done by their children or drunk friends.

Women with tattoos

It's the only thing I've ever properly put my foot down over with Mrs AE, and just told her flat out that she wasn't getting one. We had quite an argument about that.

A bad tattoo looks as bad on a man as it does on a woman. A good tattoo looks as good on a woman as it does on a man.

Still shit, you mean?

No way.

Women are fundamentally incompatible with tattoos.

Men have an excuse because they're basically thuggish idiots, so you can sort of understand it.

Nonsense. I've seen some great tattoos on boobies, and none were on a man.

FTFY

The only acceptable tattoo for a woman is a discrete fleur-de-lis behind the right shoulder ... or is it the left? I forget.

What we need now is for AE and Warhead to wag their fingers and state in a tremulous voice "In my day, girls were precious flowers that wouldn't dare do such a thing"

But tattoos just look so horrible on women. It's bad enough when they're young but seriously, women at around 40+ don't carry tattoos well at all to the point of ridiculousness. Neither do men really, but particularly women.

It's such a bizarre concept anyway, if you found a pair of shoes you really really liked, would you be prepared to sign up to wearing the things until the day you died? Does anyone know how they're going to feel about their tattoos in five or ten or fifty years time?

I find the whole tattoo thing most perplexing.

In my day a lot of them were pretty slack, but tattoos were not as popular as they are now.

It's just a personal preference to see unadorned female skin and I think a lot of them that I have seen detract from the wearer's appearance, rather than enhance it.

IIRC a fleur-de-lis tattoo (or possibly brand) on a French female indicated she'd been prosecuted as a lady of easy virtue. I think this was in The Cunt of Monte Cristo, or some similar work of fiction.

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There is nothing more awesome than a 60 year old tattooed biker chick. Also Suicide Girls. (nsfw) AE. please hand you cock in at the door.

Yeuch I don't like any of them much.

I too, do not like tattoos on females. It just looks shit.

But sometimes it looks awesome and teh hot. I'm not a fan in general though.

I'd disown my female-type partner if she ever got a tattoo. I find tattoos horrible to look at in public on strangers, let alone on intimate people. But then she'd have had to had a personality transplant to even contemplate ink let alone get it. Thankfully.

I'm getting worried about Pete now. Is he still wandering around the festival in his dressing gown?

I quite like tattoos. I don't have any, and the wife has one which she wishes she didn't have, but I quite like them on other people.

Apart from rubbish ones. Rubbish tats are awful.

This.

See also: Wullie. Was one of us supposed to give him a lift from the station, or something?

Woo! England cricket! Yay!

We can't say that sort of thing since Alberto turned up.

We can only get at Myps for his back breaking shandy lift.

I was quite surprised to find myself liking Kerry "Car Crash" Catona's tattoo on CBB the other day.

And to think I used to like you Grim...

I ended up being very angry. I listened to Test Match Special all the way up, and got to the house, which was lovely. In the 25 minutes I spent looking around it, and really liking it, Bresnan and Swann ended the high scoring batting partnership of Mishra and Tendulka. Then, when I stopped to buy some coke, another three wickets had fallen. Fucks sake.

She has a lot of ropey pictures out there but to be fair to Grim... she IS currently in one of her "fit as fuck" phases.

I don't like her, or think she's that fit, but I do like the tattoo.

Here we go:

I think I'm going to go back to be being unfair to you then.

Yes, human flesh is repulsive, it must be disfigured with ink!

Have I missed something? Kerry Katona isn't worth the paper she's written on.