Be Excellent To Each Other

I've been to a christening and I is trollied.

Talk amongst.youselves!!

I've been to a Christening too but I'm sober now as I had to look after my wife and two younglings.

I'm making up for it now by drinking more booze and listening to 'Pills 'n' thrills and bellyaches'.

On vinyl, obv. Original sleeve before the lawyers got involved, natch.

I too have been to a christening, only I managed to come away with the christenee (no, I don't know either) half way through her own party as I am more acebest than cake!

rough head today.

fingers crossed i dont

I was hoping this would be a thread about Estradasphere.

I thought it was about finding porno mags stuffed in bushes.

I got really drunk Saturday night, bashed my head on a very low doorway and got an abrasion! Decided to go to A&E Sunday evening, was there some hours waiting in the midst of valleys drunks rolling in (had a good book though) and was checked up. Low impact, all my senses are nicely arranged, so I toddled off home.

I do however look like Gorbachev now.

The moral of the story, do not attempt to enter small confined box-attic rooms with hobbit sized doors to retrieve sleeping bags when fueled on whiskey and bopping to Bruce Springsteen.

Ouch!

You remember saying you'd drop off that 85mm lens though at the Tinkers Rucksack meet this weekend, right?

What's that? I'm to drop off Tinker's Ballsack meat at an 85 year old guy called Len's this bellend?

Okay!

Close enough.

I was hoping this would be a thread about Hank Mobley.

I thought it would be a thread about smooth jazz



although I could make up with some real jazz