The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 18:15

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

EDIT - Removed the pic as it's against the rules. It was a pic of a porn mag with a £20 price sticker on it.

It must have had one hell of a covertape.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 19:12

Feel free to link to said picture.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 19:20

There's nothing wrong with porn-like sex. Anything is fine as long as both of you are up for it. And there's a difference between sex and a bloody good fucking.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 19:22

"You keep looking at me oddly when we're having sex!"
"Stop turning around, then."

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

The 'Asian Girl Got Talent' video on efukt (latest entry) is, erm, anatomically interesting.

Wouldn't that break something inside her, surely?

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:07

Malabelm wrote:

And there's a difference between sex and a bloody good fucking.

£50? £100?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:41

It's more important to choose the right mum.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

emoose wrote:

Pulling down the ceiling in the living room and a small cardboard box fell on my head...

Hello the swinging sixties :hat:

there was also some classy magazines up there as well

mmm period eskimo/furry porn!

I believe this is known as 'Gash In The Attic'.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

Erk

I think I just did a pretty good impression of a sumo wrestler when they do that 'retraction of the equipment' thing.

Seriously, properly, NSFW. (It's just a link, and you'll have to copy and paste it.)

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

http://www.efukt.com/20895_OMFG:_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Jul 17, 2011 19:09

Why the fuck did I just watch that?

At least it wasn't on carpet.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/cele ... fan-005624

She looks better with makeup.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 23:01

I thought that was last year, and the story is indeed may 2010!

cest gammal!

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:32

Scrot fans!

Does anyone recognise this girl?

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Rubbish pictures, I know, but there's not much of the movie that's forum-appropriate

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:48

Is that Red McTringy from Pissflap Prodfest 12?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:50

Here is the video, if anyone is interested: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6145310/obfuscate.mpg

Obviously - obviously - NSFW.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Is this a quiz that you know the answer to, or an actual question?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:52

Trooper wrote:

Is this a quiz that you know the answer to, or an actual question?

It's an actual question. It's only half a video, see, and it's handily called 'Readhead and Doctor'.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Are you planning on getting her for someone for Christmas, or something?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:53

Me, maybe

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:55

Tut. She's not very enthusiastic, is she? She's going at that cock like a 9-volt battery.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

"Sam, this is going to be mummy's little helper, as she's fed up with using the hoover"

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:56

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Tut. She's not very enthusiastic, is she? She's going at that cock like a 9-volt battery.

She's perhaps figuring out that he's probably not a real doctor.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:57

A quick search for 'redhead doctor' on Lobstertube found the full version. Alas, the only comment is from a year ago of someone else asking who she is!

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/25491/Red ... PBWebMedia (NSFW, obviously!)

I'm slightly worried by what happens at 7:42.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:57

I had the same problem when the plumber called in to fix the stench pipe.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 23:59

Werl, it's Eastern European at best, possibly Russian. So I'm going for Natalya Whodyanickabollockov.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

You should ask on reddit.com/r/nsfw

Those perverts know everything there is to know about grot

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 13:34

Looks like Gillian Anderson in the first few pics.

Ask on the SA Forums, in the Post Your Favorite forum, in the thread "PYF porn clip" - someone will know.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 23:02

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics:

http://www.wehoconfidential.com/2011/12 ... pread.html (NSFW, duh)

A shame she's done up like Marilyn Monroe and not her gingey self. Also a shame there's no minge, or burger shot, or her getting it in all three holes from some well endowed men what don't pull out when they is done.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:14

Yeah - that could pretty much be anyone.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Tut, tut. Poor exploited woman... Ooh boobies!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:10

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:26

Ok, that outdoes even your liking of dwarven leaky rear porn for wierdness.

YOG · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:42

Mr Dave wrote:

dwarven leaky rear porn

Gimli creampie? :spew:

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Quote:

With the highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof, an all-star cast, and award-winning director Axel Braun's legendary attention to detail, STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY, a joint venture between Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment, is poised to become the most successful Adult movie of all times. The long-anticipated official trailer offers a sneak peek at the extensive special effects, spectacular production value, and totally metrosexual C3PO. May the farce be with you!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

zaphod79 wrote:

Quote:

With the highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof, an all-star cast, and award-winning director Axel Braun's legendary attention to detail, STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY, a joint venture between Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment, is poised to become the most successful Adult movie of all times. The long-anticipated official trailer offers a sneak peek at the extensive special effects, spectacular production value, and totally metrosexual C3PO. May the farce be with you!

Shouldn't there be some, like, women in it?

krazywookie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2012 17:06

Trooper wrote:

Shouldn't there be some, like, women in it?

with that old obi-wan guy in it? I sincerely hope not. :spew:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2012 17:11

They did Star Whores years ago. With Princess Lay-her.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2012 17:24

Ridiculously cute girl, shame the scene is so boring. (NSFW)

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2012 13:03

This would go in the awesome pictures thread except it's colossally NSFW:

(NSFW!!!)linky(NSFW!!!)

TheVision · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2012 13:29

I've seen that before except it carries on and cuts to a shot of Tiger Woods looking very pleased with himself.

YOG · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2012 15:29

Have you noticed you never see commie porn? Surely all that tired leather-and-domination Nazi shit has ran its course. When's it the Red Army's turn?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:56

Beg Tet lovers would do well to get the free digital sample of the latest Score magazine. Hyar. Mmmm.. num nums.

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 15:20

metalangel wrote:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics:

http://www.wehoconfidential.com/2011/12 ... pread.html (NSFW, duh)

That main picture of her looks like it has been really weirdly airbrushed, her nipple looks weird and totally different to how it looks in the other pictures. Still would.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Gilly wrote:

metalangel wrote:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics:

Still would.

Really, Gilly...? Really? She's fucking mental. And she's had her lips done, so that would be off-putting.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Dimrill wrote:

Beg Tet lovers would do well to get the free digital sample of the latest Score magazine. Hyar. Mmmm.. num nums.

tbh, anything more than a handful is a waste and rather unappealing. Have you see the faces on these fat-titted women? They'd sour milk.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 17:30

Have you ever thought of taking over from Danny Dyer in Zoo magazine?

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 17:57

flis wrote:

Gilly wrote:

metalangel wrote:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics:

Still would.

Really, Gilly...? Really? She's fucking mental. And she's had her lips done, so that would be off-putting.

Hey, she can't be anymore mental than some of the girls I've met on the gayscene is Glasgow. Her body is great, I think I could have a very enjoyable few hours with her

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

Beg Tet lovers would do well to get the free digital sample of the latest Score magazine. Hyar. Mmmm.. num nums.

tbh, anything more than a handful is a waste and rather unappealing. Have you see the faces on these fat-titted women? They'd sour milk.

Fool, it all depends on what you are doing with them. Getting as large a percentage in your mouth as possible? Small ones all the way, preferably slightly pointy. Wanging them about or having a good cry into them... big dirty pillows, please. Sending people into a parallell dimension of gibbering woo through direct stimularion? I'll always find that easier with girls who have not much other than a nipple and a slightly raised area beneath. This is why it's important for people to experience a wide variety of boobs, just as with any rude body part.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Dimrill wrote:

Have you ever thought of taking over from Danny Dyer in Zoo magazine?

If that's some kind of weird joke and/or insult, I don't get it. Either way, balls to you sir.

Don't get me wrong Mr Yard, I've had a go on my fair share of shapes n' sizes so I'll clarify. Perkiness is a definite factor. Sizable and well... appointed boobage is grand. Flappy wonky tits however do absolutely nothing for me despite the applications you allude to. Athletic tits have the converse problem, you can't do enough with them. To sum up, medium and perky ftw.

The last girl I was seeing was pretty sizeable for her small frame but had incongruously small nipples. Didn't bother me though, obv.

Oh Gilly, if you haven't watched it I recommend the film Machete. It has Lindsey in it with her tits all over the place. Awful film mind but quite comedy.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 22:45

Danny's just as keen as you to remind the public which women are "dogs". It's a public service.

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