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What's Definatly, Maybe?

JM is a chick flick, sorry.

A romantic comedy, I believe is the genre.



No. It. Isn't. FFS, if anyone should know this, you'd have thought it'd be our resident chick flick expert.

His word is law on chick flicks.

I AM THE LAW.

It's this sort of misquoting that's lead the modern journalistic trade into the moral morass in which it is now languishing.

Of course, the average non-Telegraph-reading, non-University-Of-Life-attending belm-merchant wouldn't know, let alone care about, that, would they. Which is why the journos have got away with it so comprehensively up until now.

Surely the rule is whether the majority of the eye candy is men or women?

Also, I'm not splitting this thread a-fucking-gain, so get back on topic.

No, no, it really isn't. I'll explain later, and then Pete can contribute and we can ignore him as he likes master and Commander which makes him sit at the same table as you.

(a) It is not a chick flick

(b) Master and Commander is a great film, you loon. It is also not a chick flick, which is probably why you don't like it.

Of course it's a chick flick. Driven, ambitious man gives up successful career and a life of banging hot chicks to risk it all with one goofy client and Rene "Fucking" Zelwegger all because of the power of FEELINGS.

Chick Flick.

Case closed.

how'd you like THEM apples, Kissyfur?

No, it's all about MONEY and SPORT and, at a push, a bromance with whatsisface.

I bet you think Lord of the Rings is a chickflick because of all that stuff with Sam and Frodo, eh?

Oh, hang on. Yeah, it is.

At this point, if you look at Mr Chris, you can see a central thread of his value system catching on the Stile of Life.

Master and Commander is good though.

The Man is going to get cross with us for being off topic, so shush.

Hang on, Dav Paz is part of The Man now, isn't he? Ha.

I will tolerate the meandering as long as you MAN UP and accept that JM is a girls film for girls (and Mali)

One supposes the final proof is I quite like the film in question.

If the male love interest is a boring cock-end, it's a chick flick.

Jerry Maguire, despite being played by Twat Cruise, is a fairly entertaining character. So it's not.

No. If there's no fit women in it, it's a chick flick.

Saw is a chick flick?

Anne Hathaway has never been in a chick flick?

I never said that if it's a chick flick, there's no fit women in it.

Saw has Dizzy in, you mental.

These parameters are confusing.

Objection! Jerry Maguire has Kelly Preston in her prime

I'll admit, I was wavering* over Kelly Preston.


*Or something like that.

Petition to change the topic author to Mr Chris.

C. Vehemently disagree.

127 Hours is a chick flick?

Do please keep trying though, guys

12 Angry Men is a chick flick?

Yeah.

Who?

Also: Blair Witch.

Bored now.

You appear to have posted a picture of the minger from Starship Troopers who has crap boobies.

For why?

She's well proper fit!

She does have crap boobies though

Look at the size of her head! Is she DavPaz's sister?

I see no evidence that my definition is incorrect, still.

Yeah, but your definition involved deciding if the male lead is interesting. My definition involved deciding if the women are fit. Which is more fun?

Does your definition work in reverse, Cras? So if there is a fit woman, it's not a chick flick?

Unfortunately not.

She does not have crap boobies, you mentalists. Unless the definition of crap now means "not big and not fake".

What about 'Brokeback Mountain'?

I've got better tits than she has.

That's a dick flick.

*nice*

Bigger maybe, but I like tits without ginger foliage.

You know you don't really.

Why are her boobs rubbish....?