On quiet evenings, bored nerds have little better to do but write spoiler-free capsule reviews in (and regarding)The Twilight Zone...
The Midnight SunBoring apocalyptic tale about a woman who paints whilst the world plummets towards the sun. As fun as watching paint dry has never been a more appropriate description
Still ValleyA Confederate scout enters a town to find it occupied by Union soldiers, all completely frozen to the spot. On learning the town's secret, he has to decide whether to the dirty rebels should seek the support of a peculiar ally. I really enjoyed this one, especially his agony when he realises what he could achieve and the price of it, and Mr Serling's comments at the end chillingly form a part of the story (as well as given an illustration on American attitudes to the War Between the States at the time of the centennial). An excellent yarn and highly recommended, even for those not into the period.
They shouldn't be that far apart from each other. Farbs!The JungleSinister Executive of Sinister Megaglobal Corporation discovers that natives' curses on the land they're developing might be true. Disturbing use of a racist-to-modern-eyes shop dummy to add an extra shock midway through. The only good bit occurs at the very end, and involves a lion. Yeah, spoilers, but I don't care.
Once Upon a TimeElderly Buster Keaton re-enacts some of his classic routines in a time-travel based 'plot'. Having the 1890s scenes filmed as a silent movie was a great directorial touch, but this episode is really only worth watching for Mr Keaton, and even then, it's only a distant echo of his past glories.
Five Characters in Search of an ExitA typically flawed 'Twilight Zone' episode. The set-up is excellent, the dialogue is great, but the denouement disappoints. Up until that point, however, it's a brilliant piece of conceptual drama.
A Quality of MercyOn some Pacific Island at the ass-end of the Second World War, a naive young officer is literally placed in his enemies' shoes. Apparently, war is bad and they're people too, but, frankly, the portrayals of the Japanese were a little too racist for my tastes.
Nothing in the DarkThis one's brilliant. An elderly lady has barricaded herself in her basement for years, to stop 'Mr Death' from getting anywhere near her. Really touching, and stars a young Robert Redford.
One More PallbearerYou're an eccentric billionaire. What's the best way to get your own back on those people who have most humiliated you over the years? Why, invite them to your nuclear bunker and pretend that World War Three has started, of course. An odd episode, and I'm not sure what I made of it.
Dead Man's ShoesEnjoyable gangster story, with a hobo getting involved in the wheeler-dealing because he starts wearing a deceased gangster's ['
SPOILERS' - Dr River Song]. A fun half hour.
The HuntStarts off slowly, but becomes a really touching discussion of the afterlife and a man's devotion to his dog.
Showdown with Rance McGrewHammy star of a popular western series receives authenticity tips from Jesse James Himself, in a bid to make him less of a farb. Good, harmless fun (especially the 'closing time' line).