Draw an elephant!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:06

Let's all draw an elephant and post it on the forum*.

Just doodle a quick picture, take a photo of it with your phone, and either:
a) Send it to your computer and upload it if you can
b) Browse to this forum on your phone and upload it
c) MMS it to me (*******) (put your name on it) and I'll upload it
d) Email it to me drawings at hsmx dot com.
e) Use a scanner, you show-off

Here's mine:

Attachment:

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*I don't know why, to be honest.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:13

Is this one of those personality test things? Anyway, here is mine.

It is a happy elephant giving herself a nice cool shower on a hot, dusty day.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:20

The Rev Owen wrote:

Is this one of those personality test things?

Er, no. Not to my knowledge. Good elephantin', though.

vegetables · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 354

I hope it isn't, on the basis on this.

Attachment:

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Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:22

I'll convert that into a forum-friendly jpeg for you, if that's okay.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:23

I'll have to do it at home, because my phone doesn't have a camera. Ho hum.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:29

MMS from Zardoz:

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Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:33

Ey up! Is this a scam to get our mobile numbers?

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:34

Ah yeah, it's drawing a pig for the "personality test" I remember. (I put it in quotes because I'm assuming it's just a set up for the final punch line and nobody's really meant to take any notice of the rest. You never can tell with these things, though.)

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

• If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

• Toward the middle, you are realistic.

• Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

• Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

• Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates.

• Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

• With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

• With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk taker.

• With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

• With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals

• If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are stupid.

• The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

•The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again the longer,the better.

Ok, who didn't draw a tail?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26001

OK - Zardoz - that is ACE!

They are all ace.

I'll do this when I get home. Great topic.

*texting Grim... picture of boobs now*

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:35

Mimi wrote:

*texting GazChap picture of boobs now*

FTFY

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:45

a

edit, shit added it twice

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:45

Ah, there's a drawing program on my phone. I've sent an MMS. Hope it gets through!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:47

Grim... wrote:

MMS from Zardoz:

Zardoz speaks the truth.

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:50

Mimi wrote:

*texting Grim... picture of boobs now*

If they look like elephants, you may wish to make a doctor's appointment.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:52

norky the elephant?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:54

Mimi wrote:

*texting Grim... picture of boobs now*

She did as well.

Next one in:

Attachment:

nyfortoo.jpg

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

My artistic contribution:

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:58

Hurrah! Mine's not worst any more

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:58

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

*texting Grim... picture of boobs now*

She did as well.

Next one in:

Attachment:

nyfortoo.jpg

Hooray, it arrived. I didn't get a delivery note.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

Hurrah! Mine's not worst any more

You wil be fearing the elephant very soon.

CUS · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:04

Where's mine? I texted it to you, Grim...

Sinister Minister · **Joined:** 10th May, 2008 **Posts:** 45

Zardoz wrote:

Ey up! Is this a scam to get our mobile numbers?

Or a cunning ploy to get Stu's stalker to reveal themselves :hat:

I've sent you mine Grim... it's easily the worst so far.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:08

Sinister Minister has sent one:

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And Gazchap:

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Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:08

I have no ability to post a pencil sketch (which would be better) so you'll have to make do with this approximation...

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Excellent Mr Dave.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:17

Second from me.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:17

I've just noticed that my heffalump seems to have a garden scythe stuffed up its backside.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I think more threads on this 'draw an x' theme are needed.

CUS · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:19

CUS wrote:

Where's mine? I texted it to you, Grim...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:19

GazChap wrote:

I've just noticed that my heffalump seems to have a garden scythe stuffed up its backside.

A garden scythe?! You have a scythe for your garden?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

No, just for his elephants.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:23

CUS - please double check the number - nothing from you yet.

Mr Russ:

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Am I right in thinking that it must be floating, because Elephants can't jump?

CUS · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:24

Yus, with spooky timing, I've just now had a Delivery Failed message. I live in a fuckin' valley now >:(

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:26

CUS wrote:

Yus, with spooky timing, I've just now had a Delivery Failed message. I live in a fuckin' valley now >:(

Hmm. 2 Unlimited were wrong.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:26

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Excellent Mr Dave.

Thanks.

It's only after posting it did I realise I'd accidentally put a Platypus in rather than a mongoose.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:28

nynfortoo wrote:

CUS wrote:

Yus, with spooky timing, I've just now had a Delivery Failed message. I live in a fuckin' valley now >:(

Hmm. 2 Unlimited were wrong.

Er...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Grim... wrote:

CUS - please double check the number - nothing from you yet.

Mr Russ:

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Am I right in thinking that it must be floating, because Elephants can't jump?

Its because I love making things float by drawing that little shadow underneath them. It's a compulsion I have.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Grim... wrote:

nynfortoo wrote:

CUS wrote:

Yus, with spooky timing, I've just now had a Delivery Failed message. I live in a fuckin' valley now >:(

Hmm. 2 Unlimited were wrong.

Er...

"No valley too deep, no mountain too high."

Now if he had the help of The Shamen, he might be able to get somewhere.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:30

Ah yes, that'll make sense.
The Shamen song was dire.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:44

Mr Dave wrote:

It's only after posting it did I realise I'd accidentally put a Platypus in rather than a mongoose.

FAIL

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:46

Curiosity:

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Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:46

@Zardoz

Elephants are more awesome than both Mongooses and Platypi, so it matters not.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:50

The take-up on this has surprised me. I thought I'd be the only person to post and I'd look a dick, but no, every bugger has drawn an elephant

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Elephant or Cthulhu? You decide :DD

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:51

A surprisingly wonderful thread.

(Dear God I'm shit at drawing)

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:01

And not a single person has said that mice are more awesome than elephants.

The Elephant to mouse scale of awesomeness has been vindicated.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 15:38

You're a tick on an umami mouse shite.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26001

Pfft, tried to send a photo of my scribble. No idea if it will arrive as I have never tried to send one before. Oh, I have actually - can't remember if it worked or not, but it was a few years ago.

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