Be Excellent To Each Other

OK,

I'm a little bit drunk, and I should go to bed as I have an early start in the morning, but, and this is a feeling I haven't had in a while, I hear oblivion calling and it's calling my name.

In the past when I've heard it, I've just drank until there is nothing more to drink, but now, I'm a bit older, and supposed to be more mature, so I'm asking BEEX, should I start drinking Vodka and Pepsi Max, or should I go to bed?

Malc

Never start a good sesh and stop in the middle. I say ride it out.

Go to bed, you lunatic!

I say go all Peter Pan and relive your younger days, enjoy life, you only get it one time around

No. Vodka and Fentimans obviously.

Am told that with certain drinks, Fentimans Cola works superbly as a mixer.

Have a pint of milk and go to bed. (Or use Nesquik and make a pint of milkshake, which is nicer.)

Another drink now is never worth it in the morning, the fact you're asking the question means you know the correct answer.

I like you.



Poof.

Go to bed, save it for a non-schoolday.Says the man that doesn't drink

Occasionally I like to do stuff that tests me, like stay up all night and see how I cope the next day (I've done a lot of that with the ashes recently, but also the election night this year, and sometimes I download entire tv series and stay up watching those) this is one of those times I feel. I have had one (probably a tripple) vodka and pepsi, and another is coming up.

Far too much sensible advice on this forum, I think. I'm only 35 ffs, I say fuck school nights, I can cope.

Malc

Bloody hell, that had too much vodka and not enough pepsi in.

Bleugh!

I could never be a proper alcholic!

Malc

I can't. Not because I don't want to (and believe me if I wasn't on these pills I'd be smashed most of the time) but because I can't. It's dangerous and stupid and sacrifices must be made. But I do miss the all night piss up sessions I used to have. Waking up on the floor and sharting ETC.

We had a cracking moony competition on an old forum once. Eee, them were the days lol.

Oh My,

The Vodka has gone, but there, on the side, is a bottle of wine, I won earlier in the year, at I think the Easter fair.

If I can find the corkscrew, it's being oppened

MAlc

Brilliant!

que?

Malc

Vodka and Pepsi? Yeurch!

Bed in the case of above, but if you have it, then why not wine.

Wine is nice. As long as it is nice wine. What wine is it?

Also do not disturb your neigbours. But enjoy your glugging. Watch Reeves & Mortimer on You Tube or read Calvin & Hobbes, say I.

The only person likely to disturb my neighbours is my (725 day old) daughter. She has woken up for the 4th time since my partner (Ms Slinky) went to bed, so even if I wasn't getting drunk, I would still be being kept awake.

Malc

Should I really be having wine, on top of beer and vodka?

Really? The last time I did that (granted in quantities about 10 times what I have consumed so far) I tried to push my boss into the thames when HAlle bopp was in the sky over Easter because he tried to chat up ms slinky.

Malc

Malc

Where are you? On the floor? Are you likely to leave home and find his residence and wake him and do this?

If so, hi-larious!

My current boss isn't in lust with girlfriend, my ex bos isn't in Devon. We're not near the Thames, and there are no comets in the sky, I don't think I will be trying to push anyone into any river (and the nearest river to me at the moment is the Erme, which is a fast moving rapids type river, rather than a slow moving river with large banks on that you could watch comets on and then try and kill your boss on)

Malc

i think now it's time fro bed.

Malc

I thought this was going to be about drunkenly playing The Elder Scrolls.

Good morning,

I had stop using that quote (topic title) because of that stupid game.

Malc

New one (5!) is being mentioned on the interwebs already.

PEPSI MAX?! I hope you shat the bed.

PIXIE QUEST FUCKING 5

Skyrim!

You're an odd man, Charlie Brown.

I keep reading the title of this thread and it platys to the tune of the chorus of Coldplay's "Viva La Vida".

It predates that, I've been using it for ages, a good 15 years I'd wager.

Malc

JC - Why are you on pills that stop you drinking?

I'm on pills that stop me drinking. You may have noticed.

Is it "to stop you drinking"?

Are they Holsten pils?

L-CHUCKLE

Good man Malc, hope your head wasn't to fuc*ed this morning, still pepsi and vodka?? wtf?? Pepsi MAX??? even worse, if you plan on reliving the younger days again over crimbo can i suggest you plan ahead and get some maddog in stock



lol that shit was truly horrid

I don't do hangovers, I feel if I don't believe in them, they won't effect me...

Malc

Hangovers really started affecting me allot more when i got to about 25 ish so i rarely drink myself any more, but i think that has more to do with me also suffering from horrible memory blanks also if i have one drink to many, and the feeling of horror the next morning as my imagination goes into overdrive about the stupid shit i 'may have done' the night before puts me off more than the hangover tbh.

My misses works for Diageo so our drinks cupboard is mightily stocked at all times, which is funny since neither of us drink much.

Because Craster's mum told me to.

There's your problem: you should be drinking other fluids, not drinking yourself.

I never forget the details of a nights drinking, except for the rather infamous trip to Wales that you may have read about.

I often do. Twice now, I've no recollection of the trip from Jerusalem to Marylebone.

Tequila nearly always give me memory loss. Mind you, I only really drink that after several pints.

Now I want some tequila.

/looks at the time

Oh my, that's not good.

How many have you had?

Love the sunglasses. Very futuristic

Not enough.

I only remember ever trying the green Mad Dog 20/20, but thankfully I can't remember the taste.

Can't remember the last time I had a hangover and that's not because of memory loss brought on by drink. In fact I can't remember the last time I was very, very drunk. I tend not to do that these days.

The worst hangovers seem to be the ones that occur when you didn't even get pissed. I had 5 pints over a 5 hour period last night and feel like crap.

My wife binned my bottle of tequila and bottle of mesquite on the basis that "they've been sat there fore 8 years and you still haven't finished them".

Wimmin. They have no idea, do they?