Be Excellent To Each Other

Is it me or do some people just take the friggin piss?

I decided tonight to list the spare Alienware on Gumtree. I get an email about five minutes back

Hi there I saw your advert on Gumtree and was wondering if you wanted to sell just the SSD out of it? I have cash waiting !

So let's see.. Should I pull apart the entire PC and leave it non functional so you can buy an SSD? FFS what are these people on?

Oddly right around the same time I get a message on Ebay.

"Hi there I saw your computer and am familar with the 5 series Radeons.. Do they support triple monitors?"

Hmm. Ever heard of Eyefinity?

Heh, I put a complete magazine collection on Gumtree and had questions asking me if I would be willing to sell just 3 issues. Hmmm, that's a good idea...

Gumtree's well dodgy, though.

Yeah gonna be careful with it tbh. Not even put a mobile number on there but if some one does want one they can have my spare sim card's number that I never use. Easier to tell some one to fuck off then.

Hah. Some guy says he wants to phone me (Gumtree). Says he likes the computer, then tells me a story about how he got this amazing super duper computer for £175 off there before !

"That's nice mate, but I warn you, don't think you are going to drive here sixty miles and get anything off because the price stands".