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Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

...is it me you're looking for? No? Oh, well, in that case you clearly still haven't found what you're looking for.

Hi! I'm Reubdolph, otherwise known as Reuben but getting into the Christmas spirit. A few of you already know me and I count one of this board's members as one of my best friends in the world - ApplePieOfFuck or something. He's a dick anyway.

So hello. I'm mostly here cos the other boards I post on are deathly quiet but I've heard a lot about this place so thought I'd pop in and see what you're all about.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 19:15

Welcome, Neubdolph!

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

kalmyrrh wrote:

Welcome, Neubdolph!

Hi!

Are you the Queen Mod on here? I need to know the heirarchy and can't be bothered waiting to figure it out/looking at post counts etc.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25882

Show us yer beubdolphs.

Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.

Hi there :munkeh:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25882

Reubdolph wrote:

kalmyrrh wrote:

Welcome, Neubdolph!

Hi!

Are you the Queen Mod on here? I need to know the heirarchy and can't be bothered waiting to figure it out/looking at post counts etc.

Kalmar is quite the queen, yes.

TheVision · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 19:20

Hello!

And yes.. despite what Kalmar will tell you, he is the queen here. He's very modest about it though so he might say he's not.

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

Mimsicle wrote:

Show us yer beubdolphs.

Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.

Hi there :munkeh:

Hi.

Here's my right beubdolph:

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

Glad I've got my first gender mix up out of the way early. The kitty threw me off the scent.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Hello new person

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 19:29

Reubdolph wrote:

Glad I've got my first gender mix up out of the way early. The kitty threw me off the scent.

For this type of comment we say :hat:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25882

Wow, your nipple has Christmas lights :DD

Don't worry, I thought Kalmar was a girl for an absolute age.

If someone makes any 'your mum' jokes, it's because they are conducting an experiment to discover how long it takes for a very briefly funny joke that has now been driven into absolute tedium to in fact become so very tedious that it starts to become funny again. No upswing from ultimate tedium so far.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Can I go deleted by request please? Ta.

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

MincePieOfDensity wrote:

Can I go deleted by request please? Ta.

Yeah, sorry, but have you been on VC or MB recently? Deader than my brother, both of 'em. Well, not quite that dead but...

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

n00bdolph. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHARHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

Erm, sorry. Hello.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Reubdolph wrote:

MincePieOfDensity wrote:

Can I go deleted by request please? Ta.

Yeah, sorry, but have you been on VC or MB recently? Deader than my brother, both of 'em. Well, not quite that dead but...

So busy that no-one complained about my sig.

Oh, get an xbox.

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

MincePieOfDensity wrote:

Oh, get an xbox.

Get me an xbox.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Mimsicle wrote:

Wow, your nipple has Christmas lights :DD

Don't worry, I thought Kalmar was a girl for an absolute age.

If someone makes any 'your mum' jokes, it's because they are conducting an experiment to discover how long it takes for a very briefly funny joke that has now been driven into absolute tedium to in fact become so very tedious that it starts to become funny again. No upswing from ultimate tedium so far.

It's even more hilarious in person....

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

sinister agent wrote:

It's even more hilarious in person....

Your mum is hilarious in person.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12329

Mimsicle wrote:

Wow, your nipple has Christmas lights :DD

Don't worry, I thought Kalmar was a girl for an absolute age.

If someone makes any 'your mum' jokes, it's because they are conducting an experiment to discover how long it takes for a very briefly funny joke that has now been driven into absolute tedium to in fact become so very tedious that it starts to become funny again. No upswing from ultimate tedium so far.

Your mum goes to Iceland.

nickachu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 22:45

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 22:54

These spambots are getting more and more sophisticated.

Seasons Greatings Reubdolph.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 23:21

nickachudolph wrote:

Hej.

Heippa hej.

Nickachu goes to Sweden land.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 23:50

Roooooooooooooooooooobs!

See you on Tuesday at the Quiz!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Hehehe. Beubs.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Michael Beublés!

myp · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:08

I'd recognise that nipple anywhere!!!!

Ange · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:32

Hi Reubs

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:42

Curiositree wrote:

Roooooooooooooooooooobs!

See you on Tuesday at the Quiz!

I guess.

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

Blitzenkrieg wrote:

I'd recognise that nipple anywhere!!!!

Your mum would recognise that nipple anywhere.

Hello everyone.

I wish I played more games so I knew wtf you are all on about in most threads. I tried reading the mafia thing and I ended up most confused.

Though I am waiting on a delivery of an RGB/Scart cable so I can hook up my SNES; Super Bomberman. :luv:

And yes, I will be at the quiz!

:excellent:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25882

Reubdolph wrote:

I wish I played more games so I knew wtf you are all on about in most threads. I tried reading the mafia thing and I ended up most confused.

I have played the mafia game numerous times, and I have absolutely no idea what it's about or how it works, other than that always end up dead.

sdg · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 18:34

Hiya. You probably shouldn't read the mafia thread at all but still sign up for the next game. It's not something you can really understand until you're in it and even then it's perplexing!

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

superfrostygilly wrote:

It's not something you can really understand until you're in it and even then it's perplexing!

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 23:29

Mimsicle wrote:

If someone makes any 'your mum' jokes, it's because they are conducting an experiment to discover how long it takes for a very briefly funny joke that has now been driven into absolute tedium to in fact become so very tedious that it starts to become funny again. No upswing from ultimate tedium so far.

They're hilarious, fool.
But Reubdolph knows this, as he's been to the quiz.

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

What quiz?

And only now do I notice that Kalmar did the 'N' in the very second post. :facepalm:

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:47

lasermink wrote:

And only now do I notice that Kalmar did the 'N' in the very second post. :facepalm:

Racist.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:41

Hello!

Also, Mafia's simple. Some people are good and deserve to live, some people are bad and deserve to die - all you have to do is work out who is who and convince others to support you. Sadly, the only way to find out if someone's good or not is to kill them, and the bad people might kill you first anyway.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:33

Don't worry, Craster and I will explain how to win. We're widely regarded as the best players.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Reubs really shouldn't play Scum. He's had more warnings about work internet use than everyone else I know combined. And from my one time playing it online accounted for far too much of my working days for 3 weeks.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Reubdolph wrote:

Hello everyone.

I wish I played more games so I knew wtf you are all on about in most threads. I tried reading the mafia thing and I ended up most confused.

Hello Rudy.

I wish I played SOME games so I had an idea what folks are talking about, but I don't, so I restrict myself to the general disussion/rant/random threads and those take enough of my time to get me sacked if I wasn't already on my way out of here at the end of January.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 14:25

lasermink wrote:

What quiz?

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5864

Alarm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 18:10

Welcome, new person.

This means I am no longer the newbie, and can now take off that outfit Grim... said newbies have to wear:

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38606

Of course, you now have to wear an outfit of Zardoz's choosing.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 18:13

Also: DavPaz is always the noobie.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38606

I like being a knight. The helmet hides my mega bonce

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 18:24

No it doesn't.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38606

it hides my tears

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Hi Reubdolph

wow forgot to take off the n00b costume i was told to wear when i joined, will pop it back in the post to Zardozzzzzz

Reubdolph · **Joined:** 4th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 12

Those outfits are nothing compared to the DiscoPants but I'll spare you all the photo of that. For the time being...

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Kern wrote:

Hello!

Also, Mafia's simple. Some people are good and deserve to live, some people are bad and deserve to die - all you have to do is work out who is who and convince others to support you. Sadly, the only way to find out if someone's good or not is to kill them, and the bad people might kill you first anyway.

Additional: Some people are good, but deserve to die.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

sinister agent wrote:

Kern wrote:

Hello!

Also, Mafia's simple. Some people are good and deserve to live, some people are bad and deserve to die - all you have to do is work out who is who and convince others to support you. Sadly, the only way to find out if someone's good or not is to kill them, and the bad people might kill you first anyway.

Additional: Some people are good, but deserve to die.

Further additional: Malc is an absolute :belm:

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